This Purported Power Rangers Movie Synopsis Sounds Ridiculously '90s

Recent rumors about the impending Power Rangers reboot seemed to indicate we could be in for a needlessly “gritty” movie. But an alleged new plot synopsis could imply the exact opposite—that we’re getting a movie so achingly ‘90s that it practically oozes MC Hammer pants and Marky Mark. » 6/29/15 3:45pm Yesterday 3:45pm

Christ, Not Even Jurassic World's Dinosaur Toys Are Allowed to Be Female

The omnipresent practice of denying girls action figures has somehow hit a new low. Remember how in the Jurassic World movie, most of the dinosaurs—especially Chris Pratt’s Raptor squad—were constantly referred to as girls? Well, as Jurassic World action figures, they’ve all been genderswapped into boys. » 6/25/15 7:30am Thursday 7:30am

Final Fantasy Designer's Alternative Catwoman Continues To Look Insane

When he wasn’t busy adding a hojillion extra arms to Batman, esteemed Final Fantasy director and character designer Tetsuya Nomura lent his own particular brand of insanity to Play Arts Kai’s variant Catwoman. Now we’ve got an even better look at the figure, and it’s still ridiculous in all the right ways. WHIP TAIL! » 6/24/15 11:11am Wednesday 11:11am

Students Say Doc Forced Them To Drink, Take Ketamine, Examine His Penis

John Hagmann’s misconduct hearing with the Virginia Board of Medicine was today. He didn’t show up. But students he had allegedly abused were there, and testified how Hagmann subjected them to invasive medical procedures, bizarre drug- and alcohol-fueled “cognition” experiments, and sexual assault. » 6/19/15 9:14pm 6/19/15 9:14pm

Fantastic Four And Denny's Are Bringing Clobberin' Time To Your Stomach

Following on their unholy pacts with The Hobbit movies, Denny’s has lined up a new cross-promotional menu designed to make you feel moderately bad about yourself while eating while advertising a movie. The Fantastic Four are heading to Denny’s, and they’re bringing “Thing Sauce” with them. » 6/17/15 10:10am 6/17/15 10:10am

The Suicide Rate Among Female Veterans Is "Obscenely High"

Male suicides outnumber female in every country on Earth, usually by a lot. In the U.S., men kill themselves around four times as often as women. But results of a newly published study reveal America’s female veterans commit suicide at nearly six times the rate of other women—a rate that approaches that of male… » 6/10/15 1:20pm 6/10/15 1:20pm

"Meat Glue" And Other Icky Stuff In The Imitation Food Items You Eat

You already knew that the crab in your lunch roll wasn’t really crab — but you probably didn’t know about all the other kinds of imitation foods you eat all the time. From faux wasabi to milk and olive oil that’s partly made up of additives, these are the weird ingredients in the fake foods you eat. » 6/09/15 4:00pm 6/09/15 4:00pm

The Weirdest Fish On Earth Include Some Definite Nightmare Fuel

The oceans are full of life, including some creatures that are stranger than anything you could possibly imagine. And some of the most bizarre fish look like they belong on an alien planet... or, in some cases, in your nightmares. Here are the most demented, strangest, and most insane fish under the sea. » 6/04/15 4:00pm 6/04/15 4:00pm

Stitchers Is One Of The Most Fascinatingly Horrendous TV Shows In Years

Once upon a time, ABC Family was the home of some pretty great genre entertainment. They had The Middleman. They had Kyle XY. Now, that’s all gone, and instead they have Stitchers... which is horrible in a can’t-look-away fashion as well as an instant-drinking-game fashion. Spoilers ahead... » 6/03/15 4:20pm 6/03/15 4:20pm