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    First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick

    First Review For The Terrible Butt-To-Face 3 Person Centipede Film

    This Is A Disaster: Less Impressive Edition

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    Image of TheGreenRanger TheGreenRanger
    09/28/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    'Ok so here's the story...mad scientist captures hot teens and......wait for it....sews them together!'
    - What do you mean sews them together
    'Like ass to face kinda deal, it'll be so cool!' - ...
    So, these actors will spend part of the movie....let me get this straight, with there faces stuck to someones ass? -
    'Yea! awesome isn't it?'
    - We'll be leaving now -
    I can only imagine how desperate you are for an acting job to participate in this movie.
     Reply
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    Image of Xerendian Xerendian
    09/28/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    Surely the point about the arseface centipede film is not "why would someone make it" but rather "why wouldn't they?"

    It is inevitable that at some point in time someone would make the arseface centipede film. You just happen to be living in that time.

    But on the plus side, you can look back in years to come and say "I was there".
     Reply
    gorehound promoted this comment Xerendian was starred Xerendian was unstarred
    Image of gorehound gorehound
    09/28/09

    @Xerendian: yes and i will have to be there to see this fubard film
     Reply
    gorehound was starred gorehound was unstarred
    Image of Kpibca Kpibca
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    You NEVER go ass to mouth to ass to mouth to ass to mouth!
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    Kpibca was starred Kpibca was unstarred
    Image of Brisco_County_Jr Brisco_County_Jr
    09/28/09

    @Kpibca: Sometimes, in the heat of the moment...

    (Apologies to fellow Clerks 2 fans. XD )
     Reply
    Brisco_County_Jr was starred Brisco_County_Jr was unstarred
    Image of BeastOfGevaudan BeastOfGevaudan
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    Jennifer Lynch is fucking terrible, David should take her out back an put her down.
    Surveillance was soul crushingly predictable.
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment BeastOfGevaudan was starred BeastOfGevaudan was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/27/09

    @BeastOfGevaudan: Surveillance wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible. Filmmakers, like everyone else, have to learn their craft and that takes a while. Not everyone is born with perfect talent. But so far, hiss looks pretty great.

    And I'm a jerk, but even I find your first sentence disgusting. You might want to rethink your mind if you're actually writing things that I find distasteful.
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    Edited by Pope John Peeps II at 09/27/09 10:54 PM Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of Dirk Anger Dirk Anger
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Not, but, unlike her, most of them aren't born with the capacity to raise enough money to shot whatever crap they think of, and only develop that capacity after they learn the craft by making hundreds of crappy shorts that don't even make it to dvd
     Reply
    Dirk Anger was starred Dirk Anger was unstarred
    Image of BeastOfGevaudan BeastOfGevaudan
    09/28/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: The trailer for Surveillance was awesome, made it look like it was going to good, but turns out it wasn't. The same thing is going to happen with Hiss.

    And really? You're upset at that? Welcome to the Internet, there is much much worse here.
     Reply
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    Image of Jesse Astle Jesse Astle
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    I could see Legacy being turned into an interesting movie. You'd after rejigger it a bit.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Jesse Astle was starred Jesse Astle was unstarred
    Image of kolacek kolacek
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    Dear Jennifer Lynch,

    Lair of the White Worm.

    Thank you,
    E.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Edited by kolacek at 09/27/09 7:28 PM kolacek was starred kolacek was unstarred
    Image of Daumier Daumier
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    As a squeamish person, the clip actually isn't really all that bad just looking at it.

    The problem is now it's in my head, mutating and sprouting limbs and tentacles out of places where limbs and tentacles aren't meant to be, and I now I can't get it out.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Daumier was starred Daumier was unstarred
    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    I don't know what the hell is going on, but I can't wait for the io9 review of ass to mouth 9000.
     Reply
    ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was starred ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Gilese Gilese
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    I mean, call me too literal-minded but my principal objection to the ass-face centipede thing is that it wouldn't work! You'd have 'segments' dying off within hours, if not minutes.

    Is the implication here that the segments eat the shit of the person ahead of them? Again, it wouldn't. Work. The people at the back would starve as there would be no nutritional value left for them.

    I can't beleive I'm even engaging in this line of reasoning. I really don't want to see this movie. Forget I even brought it up.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Gilese was starred Gilese was unstarred
    Image of Madge Madge
    09/27/09

    @Gilese:
    Ha! I was busy wondering the exact same thing. How's this supposed to work? The others can't survive on fecal material for very long.
     Reply
    Brisco_County_Jr promoted this comment Madge was starred Madge was unstarred
    Image of Motoki Motoki
    09/27/09

    @Gilese: God I love this site sometimes. I can't think of a single other place on the big wide internet where people would argue about the lack of nutritional value of the overly processed shit that had gone through several segments of a human ass to face centipede.
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    Edited by Motoki at 09/27/09 7:03 PM Motoki was starred Motoki was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/27/09

    @Gilese: It's always funny that no matter how fictional the fiction, there's always a line of plausibility that once you cross it, just dooms the whole project to total stupidity.

    I made the mistake of reading Terry Goodkind's latest snoozetome and it was the exact same thing. The major premise is so fundamentally, unbelivably stupid that the book sort of became an inert glob of bore in my hands.
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II was starred Pope John Peeps II was unstarred
    Image of AutonymousPrime AutonymousPrime
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    gah.. what kind of mind comes up with "Human + centipede = brilliant movie premise"?

    I am baffled by this.. is it perhaps some sort of artistic study of the grotesque? A piece of contempoary performance micro-theatre? WHAT??
    I don't know why but I keep thinking of that guy at the end of Requim For A Dream yelling "Ass to ass" ...

    legacy looked beautiful, as jonkajtys stuff always does..
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment AutonymousPrime was starred AutonymousPrime was unstarred
    Image of Meander061 Meander061
    09/27/09

    In reply to First Horrific Clip From The Human Butt To Face Centipede Flick
    I watched it. I hate myself.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Meander061 was starred Meander061 was unstarred
    Image of Mecharine Mecharine
    09/27/09

    @Meander061: Because it was a terrible movie?
     Reply
    Pope John Peeps II promoted this comment Mecharine was starred Mecharine was unstarred
    Image of Jesse Astle Jesse Astle
    09/27/09

    @Meander061: You should hate yourself. Think of what that actress put herself through to make this movie. Think of what it must have been like after 'Mexican' night.
     Reply
    Brisco_County_Jr promoted this comment Jesse Astle was starred Jesse Astle was unstarred
    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    09/27/09

    @Mecharine: Maybe those were just unrelated thoughts? I watched it. Also, I hate myself?

    EMO!
     Reply
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    09/02/09

    In reply to First Review For The Terrible Butt-To-Face 3 Person Centipede Film
    i can not wait for this piece of crud to end up on video.i know we will be renting this video.
    heheheeh i love the picture you used.
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    gorehound was starred gorehound was unstarred
    Image of ejs2000 ejs2000
    09/02/09

    In reply to First Review For The Terrible Butt-To-Face 3 Person Centipede Film
    Honestly, I want to watch this.

    A commenter at Quiet Earth claims there's a sequel on the way... Human Millipede? Six people sewn ass-to-mouth?
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    gorehound promoted this comment ejs2000 was starred ejs2000 was unstarred
    Image of gorehound gorehound
    09/02/09

    @ejs2000: hehehehehehe
    awesome....maybe it will be a centipede with a hundred face to butts
     Reply
    gorehound was starred gorehound was unstarred
    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    09/02/09

    In reply to First Review For The Terrible Butt-To-Face 3 Person Centipede Film
    You never go ass to mouth!!!!
     Reply
    d_r_e was starred d_r_e was unstarred
    Image of Obee Juan Obee Juan
    09/02/09

    In reply to First Review For The Terrible Butt-To-Face 3 Person Centipede Film
    The actors comprising the "centipede" must have been cast from the hard-core porn industry. Where else can people be found ready and willing to have their faces up someone's butt for extended filming sessions?
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    Boas_MC promoted this comment Obee Juan was starred Obee Juan was unstarred
    Image of SeeingI SeeingI
    09/02/09

    @Obee Juan: I imagine you can't go 10 feet in Hollywood without finding several.
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    SeeingI was starred SeeingI was unstarred
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