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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    10/14/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    You know, they can do amazing things with soy beans these days. For those Vegan lycanthropes out there.
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    10/14/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    A favorite tip to keep the smug, effete undead at bay when I'M in my wolf form is to eat a Sicilian first thing after transforming. The garlicky breath more than suffices to keep them at a tolerable distance.
    Con: their gold chains are a bitch when they get stuck between my teeth.
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    Image of rek rek
    10/14/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    Could this be the start of werewolves' turn in the pop culture spotlight!?
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    10/13/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    I think even non-Werewolves could use the chapter on how to handle yourself after you wake up naked in an unknown location... surrounded by dismembered corpses of vagrants and prostitutes...

    Right?
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/13/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    Chapter 12: Silver Sucks
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    10/13/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    I am so getting this next time I'm at the bookstore. :D
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    Image of BloggyMcBlogBlog BloggyMcBlogBlog
    10/13/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    Do we get tips on how to keep our chests silky smooth?
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    10/13/09

    @BloggyMcBlogBlog: Or at least flea and tick remedies?
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    Image of SpammerOvTheGods SpammerOvTheGods
    10/13/09

    In reply to A New Manual for the Lycanthropic Lifestyle
    is it a breach of lycan etiquette to lift your leg when you pee?

    #@!
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    Image of Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L. Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    Global warming is a drawback, it must be said.

    But also: do they do an online discount? Do they have the finest cotton sheets? Do they have a 24 disposal service (and when I say disposal, I mean removal of tardy or insubordinate henchmen who've been bloodily and, sometimes, unneccesarily dismembered)? Thought not.

    Just dial 1-800-ROACH MOTEL today.
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    Ha! That's why my lair is in my parent's basement.

    . . . oh.
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    Image of Bigdamnhero Bigdamnhero
    09/19/09

    @RandomFrequentFlierDent: I snorted beer out of my nose just now, because this is absolutely not true. No.

    I find the snickerdoodles Mom leaves on the dryer help me focus my eeeevil thoughts. You?
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    09/19/09

    @Bigdamnhero: And I know all my super villain friends really enjoy the mini-bagel pizzas she sends down during our weekly evil meetings. It really picks you up during a late night of plotting and scheming. Now if I could just get my sister to stay out of my lab . . .
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    Image of My_Latest_Incarnation My_Latest_Incarnation
    09/19/09

    @RandomFrequentFlierDent: At least it's not the garage. Do you know how hard it is to plot world domination while you're squeezed into the space between a mini van and the recycling bin? Fucking hard. Especially when nobody puts the goddamn tools back where they belong. I can't fucking build a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator without a damn Phillips-head screwdriver, okay? Would it kill you to put it back in the tool drawer where it belongs? Would it?
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    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    That's why my lair is in Dimension Z. Seriously, what do I care about global warming? As soon as one reality is worn out, I trade it in for the nearest neighboring parallel dimension.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    I do all my villaining from inside my head.
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    Image of geiko geiko
    09/18/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: I'm a good guy!
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    Image of Perhaps Not Perhaps Not
    09/18/09

    @crashedpc : ゴキブリ and 蟑螂 division: I do all my villaining inside YOUR head. Mwahahahahahaha!
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    Image of Mrugby08 Mrugby08
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    Everyone is volcano this and jungle that. What about one hidden under a strip club. You get a hidden base and entertainment at the same time.
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    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    09/18/09

    @Mrugby08: I prefer a penthouse in one of the Las Vegas mega-casinos. Plus, much larger base from which to hire evil minions.
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    Image of m_faustus m_faustus
    09/18/09

    @Chip Overclock: The perfect location for an evil lair just occurred to me. Under a prison. Maybe a bit light on the entertainment, but perfect for recruitment, and if you run is Shawshank-style you can turn a nice little profit as well.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment m_faustus was starred m_faustus was unstarred
    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    09/18/09

    @Chip Overclock: Dear Chip:

    If R.O.A.C.H. doesn't work out, can I join your evil organization? Get me unlimited buffet and daiquiri privileges, plus good A/C, and I'm there.
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    Image of Chip Overclock Chip Overclock
    09/19/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: We have a health plan too, BTW. Includes dental and eye care. I'm confident we can skip the entire interview process with you, based on your profile on the Evil League of Evil's social networking site, your evil references, and your reputation in the evil industry.
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    Image of Kpibca Kpibca
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    This is why I just operate from miles below the surface of New Mexico.
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    09/18/09

    In reply to Why Supervillains Hate Global Warming
    That's why my secret lair is inside the Krakatoa volcano. Unfortunately, rising costs of doing mad science have forced me to rent the place, which is currently occupied by another ioniner (LittleDragon).
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