@michaelduff: Matter would be frakking awesome, and I defend that to the end. Might take two movies to do it properly though.
Just think of the action! Archaic horse-and-cannon battles with flying mounted cavalry, betrayal of the king, a weak prince redeeming himself, siblings reunited, mysterious ancient ruins with ancient alien superweapons hidden inside, races against time, awesome spaceships, a nice little glimpse of everyday life on a GSV, the most charismatic and amusing prince's squire in film history... WHY IS THIS NOT THREE MOVIES YET?
Let a lesser-known director and production company make a low budget film of A Gift From The Culture and, if it goes well, pour money at Matter, Excession or Look to Windward. #agiftfromtheculture
While this sounds intriguing, I can only assume that if the film actually gets made the entire sex/gender swap plot will be eliminated. #agiftfromtheculture
4.) Huge mind blowing artifacts like the Orbitals or the General System Vehicles.
5.) Sociopathic snarky drones with knife missiles
6.) Special Circumstance #agiftfromtheculture
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Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L. was unstarred
I really liked that story. The ending wasn't what you'd call "satisfying," but it worked. It wasn't really meant to be a feel-good story. :P #agiftfromtheculture
The Culture...eh. Not my bag. I've never thought the idea that massively powerful silicon intelligences would want to spend any meaningful part of their time or resources being the space opera equivalent of crazy old cat ladies was intellectually sound or honest.
I'm surprised no-one has attempted a big-screen adaptation of the non-Culture 'Against A Dark Background': ensemble cast, mercenaries, religious cult, blood feud, unrequited love, plot twists, flashbacks, over-the-top villain, and of course...The Lazy Gun. Go on, someone, get it made.
EDIT: Ah Grey, just spotted your comment posted 10 minutes before mine - great Minds, eh?
@braak: Yes please.
Would it be just voice-overs against space porn shots of the various Ships, Rings, etc? The film might visualize it as a actual virtual meeting space (okay, don't give me grief over that.)
Pub perhaps? If Excession were to be filmed I'd love to see Different Tan, Shoot Them Later and the rest of the Heavy Crew playing darts and deciding the fate of the galaxy over rounds of ale or single-malt. #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: No, way, man, I want to see voiceovers over the actual ships just floating around each other. Or like the thing where you do a split frame, to show two people talking on the telephone? Like that, but with giant spaceships. #agiftfromtheculture
@meehawl: I think that, technically speaking, "British" includes "Scottish." Though whether or not Scottish accents would be appropriate would depend on the audience he was trying to reach with it. #agiftfromtheculture
Thanks to i09 for introducing me to Iain Banks and his Culture novels - ever since I read the intro to the Culture last year, I've read every single one of the Culture books (except the short stories). #agiftfromtheculture
Oh! Um! Gnrr! Yeah, very conflicted Culture fan here.
That story is very skimpy, skeletal even. Just the sort of thing that big-time movie types could hang a generic action blockbuster on. Could this be another Total Recall or Minority Report? Both entertaining flicks with some cool gadgets, but not much resemblance to the original material.
Hell, Banks will get a fat check and he deserves it. I really wouldn't Mind it at all. #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: "Skimpy" and "Skeletal" are good descriptors. It's definitely the least memorable of all the Culture stories, and not coincidentally the shortest.
I suppose it does make a good "test run", but if you had told me they were going to make a Culture movie, I would never have thought of "A Gift from the Culture".
I suppose the bright side is that it doesn't have to draw in the more difficult realm of the Culture-proper into the film, but I'm worried about what they'll try to fill the time with.
Once again, I must thank io9 for pointing out my woefully inadequate sci-fi book education. I'd never heard of these before.
(Although, to be fair, I've had my head pretty deep in fantasy my whole life. How come we don't talk about that more? Not strictly sci-fi?) #agiftfromtheculture
@TemporalSword: I'm glad to see that you're willing to try some books out of your comfort zone, we all should. The Culture novels are pretty rad and you don't need to read them in any particular order. Have you read Gene Wolfe's Book of the New Sun trilogy? It's Science Fiction disguised as Epic Fantasy very much inspired by Jack Vance.
We've decided to limit our coverage of Fantasy to "Urban Fantasy" at io9. A rather ragged edge, I'll admit. My last book review was a fantasy novel but most of the audience wasn't very interested. (It's a good book!)
We do post often about different subjects, even stuff that happens in the real world and get swarmed by raisin-hearted pedants. What ev whiners, this ain't a democracy.
AVE IO9! ALL HAIL THE EDITRIX! #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: I would frequent a fantasy version of io9, if it was of the same quality/standards that have been achieved here...
that way the line between subjects could be more solid... #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: 1) Don't think I haven't thought about a fantasy-themed Gawker site. It could cover fantasy books, movie and tv, medieval topics and history, swordmaking, ren faires, etc. Don't know if the audience is out there for it, but a guy can wish.
b) I've read plenty of sci-fi, too (or so I'd thought), mostly classics like Dune, Armor, Heinlein, Dick, but I never knew how much I was missing until I started coming here. Haven't done Wolfe's stuff, so guess I'll add it to the list. What was the book you reviewed?
Ω)"We"? Grey, I guess I didn't know you were part of the site staff.
@goldfarb: Now see, this is where I have a problem: genre divisions. There's really never a well-defined border that everyone can agree upon. It gets all fuzzy 'n' fractal, a real grey area, if you will. I'll be expounding upon this a bit more, soonish.
I am astonished there isn't a Fantasy blogsite equivalent to us. Anyone, anyone...? #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: Um, excuse me sir... Technically "what ev" should be "whatever" and "ain't" isn't proper English... Why are you taking off your shoe? Ow! Ow! Why are you beating me with your shoe?! Oh God the pain! #agiftfromtheculture
@Grey_Area: re genre divisions - I agree 100%, they are artificial, publisher invented and generally never well defined - but they seem to be here to stay...
and since there isn't any full on Fantasy stuff here it would be nice if there was a good place to find it... #agiftfromtheculture
Of all the Culture novels I've read, the one that would seem to lend itself best to a film adaptation would be Look To Windward - we see the Culture from a visitor's eyes; there's the epic scale of the Orbital and ships; several alien species (including a lot of background on one species in particular) and at least one sort of habitat I don't think has ever been dealt with by Hollywood in the shape of an Airsphere(?)
@Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.: Excession is one of my favorites as well, but I think it it would be hard to capture very well in a movie. #agiftfromtheculture
@Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.: Ah, I think you could make a pretty good movie out of Matter. You'd have to trim it, and so you'd lose some of the super-textual framework, but it could work effectively. #agiftfromtheculture
@Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.: Heck, Hollywood/filmakers really hasn't tackled anything like the Orbitals yet either. Although the Halo game and the Great A'tuin come close.
Look to Windward was a nice development for Banks, he added more main veiwpoints and a more compelling, sympathetic non-Culture voices than just Borza the Changer or the Affront. (Don't get me wrong I love those gassy psychos!) And now my eyes are glazing over with images from Windward...
the Behemothaurs, lava surfing, pleasure barges on the Canal, the Chelgrin... yes, please.
I love Excession, of course, but my choice for an Emless Banks adaptation would have to be the Non-Culture thrill ride of Against a Dark Background. Just for the spectacle of the Chain Gallery and the Moon That's All One Big Plant. Also: a really great scenery-chewing villian and-- Lazy Gun! #agiftfromtheculture
@Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.: Player of Games would work well as a movie. Though it really doesn't have much to do with the Culture. #agiftfromtheculture
@daveNYC: But think again, the whole Culture is embodied by Gurgeh and the drone Flere-Imsaho (okay, the module and ship, Limiting Factor too). Together they face the entire Empire of Azad. I think that is a perfect example of the Culture's attitude.
@Grey_Area: Let's not forget the solipsistic mercenary army! I was describing them to a friend today while explaining the concept of solipsism. #agiftfromtheculture
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@braak: Absolutely, although you could argue The Bridge would be more palatable to a mainstream audience and touches on similar themes of reality and self. #agiftfromtheculture
Excession would also be the one I'd want to see but it would be very hard to adapt. A good bit of the book consists of Minds scheming over vast interstellar distances. I can't imagine how you'll film that and not make it boring.
I always thought that if they adapted any it would be "Player of Games". It seems like the most straight forward of the books. #agiftfromtheculture
@stalking_goat: I dunno - a little bit of the dialogue read by Braak's army of actors as a voice-over (think Richard Burton for War of the Worlds) at the start would contrast nicely with the drone's escape from the ship.
I'd be worried about them depicting things like the three sexes in Player of Games without reducing the whole thing to Ming the Merciless playing Risk - the subtleties would be very easy to lose there. #agiftfromtheculture
I wasn't all that pleased with this particular short story myself, and I'm not entirely sure that the Culture lends itself that well to short stories, the gigantic scope of the Culture seems to work best with novels. It would probably never be done, but the 70's survey mission in the other short story in that collection (more of a novella, the name of which escapes me) would really work a LOT better, but be more cerebral and less explosiony, so that puts it right out, as Monty Python might say.
In a way, "Use of Weapons" were the best short stories and that itself was all part of a larger novel. #agiftfromtheculture
@Lassus: That was The State of the Art, I think - the BBC adapted it for radio this year with Paterson Joseph.
Use of Weapons is a fantastic story (with all those other stories in it), but I still dream of an Excession film. #agiftfromtheculture
@luxarific: Aha, but think, how is that twist accomplished throughout up to the reveal? It works because of the non-visual nature of text, part of the brilliance of the novel. #agiftfromtheculture
"A Gift From the Culture" is probably the weakest Culture story I've read, and hell, it isn't even set on Earth. Why not adapt "The State of the Art" itself? Now, *that* would be interesting... #agiftfromtheculture
I don't care if they tone down the strangeness, just if they ae a coherent plot. It'd be a relief to find mself actually understanding the plot, what the "aliens" look like, and especially caring two shits about the characters. #agiftfromtheculture
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But Iain Banks has done so much fantastic work for so little recognition, anything that gets him a fat check is okay by me. #agiftfromtheculture
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Just think of the action! Archaic horse-and-cannon battles with flying mounted cavalry, betrayal of the king, a weak prince redeeming himself, siblings reunited, mysterious ancient ruins with ancient alien superweapons hidden inside, races against time, awesome spaceships, a nice little glimpse of everyday life on a GSV, the most charismatic and amusing prince's squire in film history... WHY IS THIS NOT THREE MOVIES YET?
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Let a lesser-known director and production company make a low budget film of A Gift From The Culture and, if it goes well, pour money at Matter, Excession or Look to Windward. #agiftfromtheculture
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1.) Snarky AIs
2.) Amusing Ship names
3.) Snarky Drones
Give me these and I shall be happy. #agiftfromtheculture
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4.) Huge mind blowing artifacts like the Orbitals or the General System Vehicles.
5.) Sociopathic snarky drones with knife missiles
6.) Special Circumstance #agiftfromtheculture
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I much prefer Hyperion's thesis on the whole thing. #agiftfromtheculture
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I thought it had an awesome first book and then a gradual descent into retcon absurdity. #agiftfromtheculture
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EDIT: Ah Grey, just spotted your comment posted 10 minutes before mine - great Minds, eh?
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It should just be Stephen Fry, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Hugh Laurie sounding like they're having tea together. #agiftfromtheculture
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Would it be just voice-overs against space porn shots of the various Ships, Rings, etc? The film might visualize it as a actual virtual meeting space (okay, don't give me grief over that.)
Pub perhaps? If Excession were to be filmed I'd love to see Different Tan, Shoot Them Later and the rest of the Heavy Crew playing darts and deciding the fate of the galaxy over rounds of ale or single-malt. #agiftfromtheculture
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@Grey_Area: !! #agiftfromtheculture
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That story is very skimpy, skeletal even. Just the sort of thing that big-time movie types could hang a generic action blockbuster on. Could this be another Total Recall or Minority Report? Both entertaining flicks with some cool gadgets, but not much resemblance to the original material.
Hell, Banks will get a fat check and he deserves it. I really wouldn't Mind it at all. #agiftfromtheculture
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I suppose it does make a good "test run", but if you had told me they were going to make a Culture movie, I would never have thought of "A Gift from the Culture".
I suppose the bright side is that it doesn't have to draw in the more difficult realm of the Culture-proper into the film, but I'm worried about what they'll try to fill the time with.
Oh, well. Best of luck to the project. #agiftfromtheculture
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(Although, to be fair, I've had my head pretty deep in fantasy my whole life. How come we don't talk about that more? Not strictly sci-fi?) #agiftfromtheculture
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We've decided to limit our coverage of Fantasy to "Urban Fantasy" at io9. A rather ragged edge, I'll admit. My last book review was a fantasy novel but most of the audience wasn't very interested. (It's a good book!)
We do post often about different subjects, even stuff that happens in the real world and get swarmed by raisin-hearted pedants. What ev whiners, this ain't a democracy.
AVE IO9! ALL HAIL THE EDITRIX! #agiftfromtheculture
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that way the line between subjects could be more solid... #agiftfromtheculture
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b) I've read plenty of sci-fi, too (or so I'd thought), mostly classics like Dune, Armor, Heinlein, Dick, but I never knew how much I was missing until I started coming here. Haven't done Wolfe's stuff, so guess I'll add it to the list. What was the book you reviewed?
Ω)"We"? Grey, I guess I didn't know you were part of the site staff.
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I am astonished there isn't a Fantasy blogsite equivalent to us. Anyone, anyone...? #agiftfromtheculture
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and since there isn't any full on Fantasy stuff here it would be nice if there was a good place to find it... #agiftfromtheculture
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And I'd love to see Excession: The Movie. #agiftfromtheculture
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Look to Windward was a nice development for Banks, he added more main veiwpoints and a more compelling, sympathetic non-Culture voices than just Borza the Changer or the Affront. (Don't get me wrong I love those gassy psychos!) And now my eyes are glazing over with images from Windward...
the Behemothaurs, lava surfing, pleasure barges on the Canal, the Chelgrin... yes, please.
I love Excession, of course, but my choice for an Emless Banks adaptation would have to be the Non-Culture thrill ride of Against a Dark Background. Just for the spectacle of the Chain Gallery and the Moon That's All One Big Plant. Also: a really great scenery-chewing villian and-- Lazy Gun! #agiftfromtheculture
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"What does he call himself?"
"Me." #agiftfromtheculture
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Excession would also be the one I'd want to see but it would be very hard to adapt. A good bit of the book consists of Minds scheming over vast interstellar distances. I can't imagine how you'll film that and not make it boring.
I always thought that if they adapted any it would be "Player of Games". It seems like the most straight forward of the books. #agiftfromtheculture
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It would have been a really good reply if I hadn't got the wrong book. #agiftfromtheculture
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I'd be worried about them depicting things like the three sexes in Player of Games without reducing the whole thing to Ming the Merciless playing Risk - the subtleties would be very easy to lose there. #agiftfromtheculture
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In a way, "Use of Weapons" were the best short stories and that itself was all part of a larger novel. #agiftfromtheculture
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Use of Weapons is a fantastic story (with all those other stories in it), but I still dream of an Excession film. #agiftfromtheculture
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