True Blood returns tonight, and last season's finale dropped several clues that this season might introduce zombies alongside our usual cast of vampires, werepanthers, fairies, and shapeshifters. But are zombies and vampires really all that different?

We've got vampire slaying ex-presidents, so why not a vampire presidential hopeful? Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, who believes he's a direct descendant of Vlad The Impaler, wants to be your next commander in chief. He's headed to D.C. to campaign.