When we uplift dogs, these are the text messages they'll send

For now, dogs are man's best friend, but what happens once they gain sentience and an unlimited data plan? Text from Dog is a collection of interspecies communications between our canine pals and their human companions, who don't know where Mr. Duck is and aren't hunkering beneath the couch to look for it. » 4/07/12 9:00am 4/07/12 9:00am