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    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    I'm really quite in awe of the vituperativeness (or is it vindictiveness?) of Scott R. Kurtz's 'cartoon' of the Dushku.

    From the top:

    Limp, Lifeless hair.
    Receding hairline.
    Caterpillar eyebrows.
    Sunken, listless eyes.
    Sagging cheeks, lips, chin, throat, boobs (headed for the armpits).
    Fleshtone from the palette of a 1960's plastic model kit.
    Chubby biceps and forearms.
    Pensioner's belly under the drawstring pants.
    Bulging thigh.
    There's even a hint of 'Megan Fox thumb'.

    Not a trace of misanthropic misogyny here. No sireee! #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of Alchemistmerlin Alchemistmerlin
    11/14/09

    @SJ_Edwards:

    ...
    You got all that from what is essentially a line-drawing with some photoshop color thrown in?

    Methinks someone's tinfoil hat needs replacing. #io9bestoftheweek
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    SJ_Edwards promoted this comment Alchemistmerlin was starred Alchemistmerlin was unstarred
    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    11/14/09

    @Alchemistmerlin: It's because of the consistent alterations to an underlying photograph of Dushku in the chair, from Dollhouse, that the artist has line-traced over.

    Nothing on the page is accidental, it's all a product of choice, especially to an experienced caricaturist.
    He (in this case, it is a he) was either trying to convey a deliberate point of view [in which case, kudos to his skill in doing so, but wtf? to his pov] or perhaps conciously chose to use denigrating alteration of superficial appearance traits to make a satirical point [perfectly reasonable and legitimate (indeed this would make even Hogarth proud) in the context of his critiqueing of 'Dullhouse' (his stated 'view', check the link)].
    Or has inadvertently revealed his underlying subconcious feelings towards her (and/or the character) in a way that is frankly disturbing in its choice of means of expression.

    If you don't see it, you don't see it.

    But that doesn't mean others don't
    and it doesn't mean it isn't there. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of Alchemistmerlin Alchemistmerlin
    11/15/09

    @SJ_Edwards:

    Just because you DO see it doesn't mean it IS there however. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of Lassus Lassus
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    Just reading that annoying tag line makes me less (theoretically) sad that show was canceled. Sorry, guys.
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    Edited by Lassus at 11/13/09 4:35 PM Lassus was starred Lassus was unstarred
    Image of firstanointed firstanointed
    11/13/09

    @Lassus: ...don't even go thar. Just don't. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of Roklimber Roklimber
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    I don't know why, but as I looked at that picture of Echo in the chair, all I could think about was that alien puppy from Planet 51 bursting out of Echo's belly. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    Aw, I love PVP.

    There was also, recently, PVP's take on Mr. and Mrs. Starbuck. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    11/13/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    Wow.

    It looks like they imprinted Echo with Stephen Hawking in that pic. #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    11/13/09

    @omgwtflolbbqbye: That seriously made me laugh out loud.

    I thought they imprinted her with some asian persona(no offence)
    ;D #io9bestoftheweek
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    damn they shot the moon in the eye
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    10/09/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    idea for a top 10 list:
    top 10 NSFW articles posted on io9 during work hours.

    it's maddening!
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    Image of bookwench bookwench
    09/26/09

    In reply to Send Your Calendar Items To The io9 Calendar!
    Are you also adding pure geekery without a convention attached, like Faraday's Birthday and stuff like that?
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    09/25/09

    In reply to Send Your Calendar Items To The io9 Calendar!
    You've got your local SF con on there, right? Silicon, the 9th-11th? Makes you look a little bad when you don't have the local events.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    No! Not the Snorks! io9, you have officially gone too far.
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    Image of Evdor Evdor
    09/25/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    And Io9 adds another image sure to haunt my nightmares in the coming weeks.

    Where the hell do you find this stuff?
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    09/25/09

    @Evdor: The first time I ever heard of Snorks, was on Family Guy. This image is not so disturbing as a result.

    io9, please keep these things coming.
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    Image of Ghede Ghede
    09/25/09

    @Evdor: I'm guessing... the tips box. Either that or google search with safesearch turned off.
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    09/25/09

    @Evdor: I...actually kinda like it. A lot.

    <_<

    ...yeah.
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    Edited by Aidan_ at 09/25/09 5:46 PM Aidan_ was starred Aidan_ was unstarred
    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    09/25/09

    @Ghede: it's listed at the bottom of the post!
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    09/25/09

    In reply to Send Your Calendar Items To The io9 Calendar!
    Would it be possible to show video game releases on the calender? With so many games with sci-fi & fantasy settings, I don't think it'd be that big a stretch. I find I'm always printing out your calendar and penning in any games I plan on buying that month.
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    09/25/09

    @TemporalSword: I think you may have to go to Kotaku for that... we don't want to step on their toes...
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    09/25/09

    @Charlie Jane Anders: Understood. I don't remember ever seeing a release calendar on their site, so maybe I'll go see if they can start making one. Thanks.
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    Edited by TemporalSword at 09/25/09 2:07 PM TemporalSword was starred TemporalSword was unstarred
    Image of bookwench bookwench
    09/26/09

    @TemporalSword: Oooooh... if all you gawker media peeps used google calendars, we could sign up for all of them and layer them into our calenders. That would be sweetness.
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    Image of geiko geiko
    09/11/09

    In reply to The Shiniest Stories On io9 Last Week
    So was last nights NSFW post it? You guys do know that I can't go to sleep on a Friday without watching weird sci-fi clips and having Charlie, Annalee, or Meredith rock me to sleep, right? I'll be waiting.
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    Image of Artobot Artobot
    09/08/09

    In reply to io9 Seeks Interns for Fall!
    Unpaid internships, the world I once knew all to well. Unfortunately, I'm not a writer. Is there any chance of there being an art or graphic design internship position?
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    09/09/09

    @Artobot: It's possible. Apply for the job, and send us links to your artwork.
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    Image of KathMuse KathMuse
    09/08/09

    In reply to io9 Seeks Interns for Fall!
    I don't have URLs for samples, as I am a librarian and mainly do research. The writing I've done is largely academic, aside from some entries in a book I researched. I feel that I am not worthy.
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    redqueenmeg promoted this comment KathMuse was starred KathMuse was unstarred
    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    09/08/09

    @KathMuse: Grab an LJ or blogspot or whatever you want and post your best stuff up there. Voila, URLs!
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    09/09/09

    @redqueenmeg: Exactly. Just create a quick blogspot blog and post some things you've written.
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