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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    06:29 AM

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    on a side note, this picture was taken right before JJ was announced as the new frontman for Aerosmith
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    Image of Matthew Weflen Matthew Weflen
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    Am I the only person who thinks Abrams looks like an insufferable douchebag in this pic?

    This and his high-and-mighty commentary on the Trek Blu-Ray are not giving me a good opinion of the guy. He looks like the type who truly believes his own press. (See also: Ed Norton)
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    Annalee Newitz promoted this comment Matthew Weflen was starred Matthew Weflen was unstarred
    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    How about Buckaroo Banzai?

    I don't know if that has been thrown in the re-imagining pile yet, but it could work.
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    12/14/09

    @se7a7n7: Only if they do the "The World Crime Syndicate" sequel.
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    Image of bitgod bitgod
    12/14/09

    @se7a7n7: Actually, that picture makes me think he's already in the HK Cavaliers.
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    12/14/09

    @bitgod: The picture made BB pop into my mind right away.
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    Image of firstanointed firstanointed
    12/14/09

    @se7a7n7: No.

    No.

    NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.

    Abrams is not allowed anywhere NEAR Buckaroo. He can steal Perfect Tommy's jacket if he wants to, but he is NOT allowed to crap all over the fandom, plzthxbai. The last thing this world needs is a "dark, gritty re-imagining" of TAOBB. Ugh!!

    Hell, I would even welcome Michael bay to do it. Roland Emmerich, Uwe Boll, Miss Piggy, ANYONE besides JJ. Just...NO.

    NOES. I refuses.
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    Image of Blue_Thark Blue_Thark
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    The same guy who wrote X-Men 3 wrote Sherlock Holmes? Aw, I was looking forward to that until now.

    Also, that outfit JJ is wearing in the photo is EPIC. Will Chris Nolan please cast him as the Riddler?
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Blue_Thark was starred Blue_Thark was unstarred
    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    12/14/09

    @Blue_Thark: "cool guys don't look at explosions"
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    12/14/09

    @Blue_Thark: Looks like he's channeling a pre-pubescent Anthony Michael Hall. Or Cory Haim.
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    Image of Cobra-Commander Cobra-Commander
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    I'd be happy if there was never another Star trek movie. Abrams, who I usually like by the way, destroyed an already dying franchise. Let it rest in eace already
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment Cobra-Commander was starred Cobra-Commander was unstarred
    Image of TheZug TheZug
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    I thought someone said he was doing Micronauts.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment TheZug was starred TheZug was unstarred
    Image of Gaucho85 Gaucho85
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    I was one of the people that was completely sucked into the "Cloverfield" ARG. over 6 months of checking the forums every single day. After the I saw the movie during a midnight screening I came to the conclusion that Abrams is grossly overhyped. Having said that I'll be watching the last season of "Lost" . . . and am waiting for a Cloverfield sequel. so yeah, essentially I watch them make the lemonade, i see them use crappy ingredients, I buy it and drink it, hate it and buy some more. *sigh*
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Gaucho85 was starred Gaucho85 was unstarred
    Image of cletar cletar
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    I wish he would do "Slaughterhouse Five."

    JJ, if you read this, I will give you ELEVEN dollars--plus! that jar of change over there, if you will do "Slaughterhouse Five." Oh, wait, that's not a ten. I will give you SIX dollars, plus, of course, the jar of change. Sorry, that's all I've got on me right now, but you shouldn't do it for the money--you should do it because it's the kind of thing you should do. If a jar of change and some crumpled bills would sweeten the pot, well, that's on the table.
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    Image of Ben Thomas Ben Thomas
    12/14/09

    @cletar: Guillermo del Toro is already slated to direct a Slaughterhouse-5 adaptation, and with his fluid filming style, I'd choose him over the JJ any day.

    I mean, ye gods, take one look at the vertical pans in Pan's Labyrinth and how each scene flows flawlessly into another and tell me you can't just see Billy Pilgim opening his 1968 bathroom door and stepping into a POW camp in WWII?
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    cletar promoted this comment Ben Thomas was starred Ben Thomas was unstarred
    Image of cletar cletar
    12/14/09

    @Ben Thomas: Really? Cool. Plus, I saved 6+ bucks.

    I wonder what a Guillermo del Toro Star Trek movie would look like.
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    Image of Ben Thomas Ben Thomas
    12/14/09

    @cletar: Oh, I'd love that.

    It plays to all of his strengths: he's wickedly talented with metaphors and analogies, he handles tongue-in-cheek humor well, and I'm flushed by the mere thought of what a del Toro alien would look like.

    Actually, that's my main reason for excitement for his SH5, the Tralfamadorians.

    A del Toro animatronic Tralfy is a reason to wake up in the morning.
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    Image of mazimazo mazimazo
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    He should take better care of Fringe instead of doing mystery thingies in the dark
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    Image of reddingofish reddingofish
    12/14/09

    @mazimazo: I'll second that remark, but last week's show was still pretty good.
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    His imdb page lists about a dozen potential things.

    [www.imdb.com]

    "Untitled earthquake project" sounds like something the studio would consider a "tentpole."
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    12/14/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Reboot all the disaster films of the 70's!
    Airport '77
    The Towering Inferno
    Earthquake
    Kingdom of the Ants!

    Yowza!
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    Image of Robot9k Robot9k
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    Weren't Abrams and Lindenof going to adapt Stephen King's Dark Tower series?

    That probably wouldn't be a "tentpole" film either but it'd sure be nice to see it get off the ground...
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    Plague promoted this comment Ruthless, If you let me approved this comment Robot9k was starred Robot9k was unstarred
    Image of Plague Plague
    12/14/09

    @Robot9k: Pretty sure they walked away from it saying they couldn't do it justice considering the length of the story, etc.
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    12/14/09

    In reply to What's J.J. Abrams' Next Mystery Project?
    people actually want MI:4? granted MI:3 wasn't nearly as bad as the others in the series but do people want to see that bat shit insane tom cruise in anything?
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    Image of cletar cletar
    12/14/09

    @GreyHammer: There was a Mission Impossible THREE? But why?
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    12/14/09

    @cletar: it was actually the best one. and by best i mean watchable.
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    GreyHammer was starred GreyHammer was unstarred
    Image of Wookie1972 Wookie1972
    12/13/09

    In reply to Ali Larter Will Rock A Silver Miniskirt In UFO, But Can She Help Christopher Nolan-Ize It?
    I hope they don't make it too serious. I think the Abrams route is better. OTOH, this is material that is not very well known outside of the UK (I had barely heard of it), so maybe a BSG approach would work.

    The cool thing about Trek was that it balanced the seriousness with some fun.
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    12/12/09

    In reply to Ali Larter Will Rock A Silver Miniskirt In UFO, But Can She Help Christopher Nolan-Ize It?
    ali larter is a horrible actress one of the worst out there constantly getting work.
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    Image of Klebert L. Hall Klebert L. Hall
    12/12/09

    In reply to Ali Larter Will Rock A Silver Miniskirt In UFO, But Can She Help Christopher Nolan-Ize It?
    Well, U.F.O. wasn't intended to be cheesy... That's mostly just a result of the attitudes of the time, and our perspective from the moderately distant future.

    A serious remake interests me a lot more than a comedy spoof.
    -Kle.
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