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10/30/08
10/30/08
I guess either they are really, really trying to make this a serious flick, or they didn't want to offend anyone. But wouldn't Marlon Wayans have made a better Alpine? Marlon Wayans climbing mountains and what not. And what about Big-Lob from the cartoon movie; the scene where he did the play-by-play of himself running the obstacle course was gold ("Whoa... aggresive defense"). No Iceberg either, huh? Black guy who prefers absurdly cold weather is more of a character than giant black guy with gun who has no flow.
The only thing that redeemed most of these characters back then was their comraderie with one another. Flint and Lady Jay, Alpine and Bazooka, Xamot and Tomax, the Dreadnaughts.
I'm guessing there isn't going to be any "Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la"ing either, huh? As long as Zartan still freaks out whenever he's in direct sunlight, maybe there's still hope for this one. In my opinion: Needs more Serpentor.
10/29/08
Just don't make the villains suck.
10/29/08
Seriously, you do not mess with gold. Especially gold who will invariably be played by Ladies Love Cool James.
10/29/08
10/29/08
MTV? Um... sure... credibility out the door!
10/29/08
10/29/08
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10/29/08
10/29/08
8 or 9?! Imagine if they tried to do 12? and if that dozen were unclean?
10/29/08
Let's just say that you're better off with a handful of samurai (and even then you need twenty-hundred hours and a solid director in his prime.)
10/30/08
10/30/08