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Jilted Merman Sells His Story To Universal
San Francisco, 3:29 PM
Wed Dec 16
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He must be in this film as Dr. Kornbluth from Splash. It's just non-negotiable.
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03/19/09
Let's just say that the top half/bottom half question is even easier to resolve.
And you know that little dolphin chirping they do? Even less adorable on a merman.
Essentially every obstacle that a mermaid brings to the relationship table...double it for a merman.
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