Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning Is Like an Acid Trip with…

So here are a few things I like in a movie: People being smashed over the head with plumbing equipment, mind control, Jean-Claude Van Damme, clone-related conspiracies, and really gross brain drilling scenes. And yet somehow, despite including all these crucial ingredients for cinematic satisfaction, Universal… » 10/30/12 2:19pm 10/30/12 2:19pm

Jean-Claude Van Damme is fighting aliens in a nightclub

There is a disco! Then aliens and blackouts! Then war! Plus Jean-Claude Van Damme and Pierce Brosnan's kid Sean Brosnan! That's right — it's your next straight-to-DVD fixation, U.F.O. (Not to be confused with the movie called UFO that is to be based on UK TV series created by Gerry Anderson.) This trailer is… » 10/29/12 9:20am 10/29/12 9:20am

Do you want to see all of the new Universal Soldier movie in 90…

The latest Kickpuncher Universal Soldier movie is coming out soon — and here's an excellent new trailer that ticks off all your boxes. Will Dolph Lundgren be screaming things like "YOUR MINDS ARE NOW YOUR OWN!"? Will Jean-Claude Van Damme be trashing lots of panes of glass while kicking and shooting big guns? Will… » 9/12/12 5:30pm 9/12/12 5:30pm

Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming.

It's finally happened: Jean-Claude Van Damme has decided to come home and is in talks to star in Universal Soldier 3. Not the Universal Soldier 3 that already exists, of course, because that one starred Burt Reynolds (No, really), but an all-new third chapter to the reanimated zombie warrior saga that unleashed 10,000… » 4/23/08 6:30am 4/23/08 6:30am

Timecop Kicks You In The Head With Science

An evil hench-yuppie gets his arm frozen in liquid nitrogen and then shattered in this awesome fight scene from Timecop, the greatest martial arts time-travel movie ever. Few movies combine martial arts and wacky science as well as Timecop does, and we can never get enough of the super-frozen flesh-shattering sound… » 2/11/08 12:20pm 2/11/08 12:20pm