<![CDATA[io9: jean claude van damme]]> http://tags.lifehacker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: jean claude van damme]]> http://io9.com/tag/jeanclaudevandamme http://io9.com/tag/jeanclaudevandamme <![CDATA[Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme]]> Dolph and JCVD are back, and kicking super-soldier ass, in Sony's $15 million Universal Soldier: Regeneration. This time, the aging super-soldiers must save the president's abducted children before a radioactive cloud kills us all. No, really. Check out the trailer!

Synopsis:

The militant Islamist Chechen Basayev abducts the children of the President and takes control of Chernobyl, threatening to unleash a radioactive cloud unless his demands are met. Luc Deveraux (Van Damme), now a Universal Soldier again, joins a new team of UniSols secretly held in deep storage. Their mission is to retake Chernobyl and disable explosives that will unleash radioactive clouds. Luc discovers that one of the reactivated Universal Soldiers is a clone of his old, homicidal Sergeant, Andrew Scott (Lundgren). He also must face the NGU, the next generation in the UniSol biotechnology.

Good to know Dolph is still up and about, and hanging with JCVD.

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<![CDATA[The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme]]> If there's a greater movie than Cyborg, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, we're not sure we could stand to watch it. In this sequence, post-apocalyptic pirate-fighter Gibson gets crucified and has a traumatic flashback. Below, the greatest rain fight scene ever.

So in the above sequence, the bad guys have crucified Gibson, and he's reliving the moment when the evil Fender stole his daughter and left him, his wife and their kid to die in a well. (The daughter has a chance to save them, but only if she can hold on to a barbed-wire rope. Ouch.) Reliving the trauma from this event makes Gibson upset enough to kick a hole in the cross that's holding him up, while both his flashback self and his now-self scream "FENDER!!!"

So here's the final battle, including a great bit where Gibson is fighting a guy... who sort of casually strolls into a fairly small, contained flame. The guy instantly catches fire all over his body, and then stumbles into a car... which explodes. Yeah!! And then Gibson finally faces Fender... who takes off his sunglasses, revealing really skanky contact lenses. They stare at each other, the closeups getting tighter and tighter, until... FIGHT!!!

According to Wikipedia, this movie was made instead of a sequel to the live-action He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe and a live-action Spider-Man movie. Both the He-Man and Spidey films got cancelled, so the studio threw this masterpiece together instead. But it all turned out for the best, since it led to Cyborg 2, starring Angelina Jolie.

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<![CDATA[Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming.]]> It's finally happened: Jean-Claude Van Damme has decided to come home and is in talks to star in Universal Soldier 3. Not the Universal Soldier 3 that already exists, of course, because that one starred Burt Reynolds (No, really), but an all-new third chapter to the reanimated zombie warrior saga that unleashed 10,000 BC and Independence Day director Roland Emmerich into the public consciousness.


According to CinemaBlend.com, the potential third-but-really-fifth (There was a fourth chapter as well, and no, I don't really get why they've decided that US2 was somehow spared in their ignorefest either) movie in the franchise is actually somehow a good thing:

The exciting thing here is that it's not just another direct to DVD sequel with a bunch of replacement parts. Jean-Claude Van Damme, who starred in the original Universal Soldier, is in talks to topline this new one. Right now they're developing it as a DTV project, but if they get him and if some of Van Damme's other upcoming projects like Full Love do well, there's a chance it could end up becoming a theatrical release. There've been whispers that Dolph Lundgren may be involved too, though that's little more than a rumor at this point.

Translation: "We have no idea whether Dolph is in talks or not, but it's a good rumor to start, at least. I mean, it's not like he's doing anything else right now, anyway."

Lundgren And Van Damme Return To Universal Soldier [Cinema Blend]

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<![CDATA[Timecop Kicks You In The Head With Science]]> An evil hench-yuppie gets his arm frozen in liquid nitrogen and then shattered in this awesome fight scene from Timecop, the greatest martial arts time-travel movie ever. Few movies combine martial arts and wacky science as well as Timecop does, and we can never get enough of the super-frozen flesh-shattering sound effect. Timecop also has the coolest method of time travel ever, involving a flame-belching rocket-train that runs into a wall as fast as it can. Click through for a clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme ramming the fourth dimension.

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