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    Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme

    The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Universal Soldier 3 (Version 2.0) Is Coming.

    Timecop Kicks You In The Head With Science
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    Image of it must be bunnies it must be bunnies
    11/24/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    All I can say is squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    Image of tamoko tamoko
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    Will the Jonas Brothers be in it?
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    Image of NonElitist NonElitist
    11/23/09

    @tamoko: No, but Miley Cyrus is doing the theme song.
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    "This time, the aging super-soldiers must save the president's abducted children before a radioactive cloud kills us all."

    I know what all those words mean but that sentence makes no sense.
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    Image of tamoko tamoko
    11/23/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Don't fight it... just close your eyes and the darkness will envelope you.
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    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    11/23/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Kind of sounds like a rejected one-liner for another season of 24.

    Btw, this looks so awesomely bad... this is my next movie night.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    OH HELL YEAH!

    Wait, I don't think that properly showed my level of enthusiasm.

    OH HELL YEAH!!
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    Edited by NerD: Blattella at 11/23/09 4:52 PM NerD: Blattella was starred NerD: Blattella was unstarred
    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    11/23/09

    @NerD: Blattella: And I will give you another HELL YEAH!

    The Dolph and JCVD as Unisols. Awesome. "Can you hear me soldier?"
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    CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was starred CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was unstarred
    Image of CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard)
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    WHAT THE SHIT!!!!!!

    How did this get under my 'uber cheese-fest action movie' radar!!??

    Really how?
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    CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) was starred CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard) was unstarred
    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    I'm rollin a few bones up right now in anticipation of seeing a great new original film (finally).Hey it is not a remake and it will be a lot of Z-Grade action fun.
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    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    This is the only JCVD vs. Dolph clip you'll ever need to see....and JCVD looks a bit intimited...
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/23/09

    @Allen_Richards: What was that all about? Kind of reminded me of high school.
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    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    11/23/09

    @LittleDragon: Who knows? Who care? Two egos at their apex, promoting UNIVERSAL 1, and the tempers that flared.

    I just love how Dolph "gently" pushes back and JC goes 'a sumblin'.... All you need to know about who would REALLY win is there in the final seconds...
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    Image of captainkibble captainkibble
    11/24/09

    @Allen_Richards: I'm amused even now people still don't get that incident was a set-up for the cameras.
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    Image of Allen_Richards Allen_Richards
    11/24/09

    @captainkibble: Doesn't matter in the slightest. When the legend becomes truth, print the legend.... and I'm all about the legend. It's like watching The Osborns, where Ozy is an old feeb who can't work the remote control. I can't watch that show simply BECAUSE of the legend of Ozy, that fucker bit the heads of bats on stage, and that's the Ozy I want to remember.

    Regarding Dolph & JVCS, set-up or charade, who cares? Those f'ers were fightin'! And that's all I need to know.
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/24/09

    @Allen_Richards: All I noticed was that Dolph has really really long arms.
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    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    11/23/09

    In reply to Dolph Lundgren Is Back From Cryo Sleep And Kicking It With Van Damme
    I'm popping the popcorn already!
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    Image of Illogic Illogic
    09/01/09

    In reply to The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme
    The only good JCVD movie is JCVD. Seems pretty obvious really.
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    Image of Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme
    This movie reminds of the film "Nemesis" but I'm not sure why. I mean, besides the whole post-apocalyptic mad-max setting, with the hero being a martial arts expert who would rather fight with his feet than with weapons. Other than that, I can't really see any resemblance.
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    Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. was starred Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
    Image of quartet4 quartet4
    09/01/09

    @Jack of all Tirades R.O.A.C.H.: Probably because they're both made by the same director, Albert Pyun, and the lead actor has a heavy European accent. Nemesis is one of my favorite guilty pleasures though. I love it even more than Cyborg. State of the f*ing art, Alex!
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    AmishJohn promoted this comment quartet4 was starred quartet4 was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    09/01/09

    @quartet4: Except for the donloading method...
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme
    I remember the norks in this being fantastic.

    The movie itself, not so much.
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    Image of spikespeigel spikespeigel
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme
    If there's a greater movie than Cyborg, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme

    Yeah, it's called Timecop.
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    Charlie Jane Anders promoted this comment spikespeigel was starred spikespeigel was unstarred
    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    08/31/09

    @spikespeigel: Oh yeah. Good point! I did actually call that movie the greatest ever just the other day.
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    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    08/31/09

    @spikespeigel: What?!?! No love for Bloodsport? I've seen that in it's entire length at least 27 times!
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    08/31/09

    @CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): For me, no JCVD movie will every come close to Kickboxer, if only because it produced the best dance-turned-fight scene ever. I just can't watch it without getting happy. He loves to dance!
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    Image of yuzan yuzan
    09/01/09

    @spikespeigel:
    The indentical JCVD twin from Double Impact respectfully agrees to disagree.
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    Image of spikespeigel spikespeigel
    09/01/09

    @CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): Bloodsport? C'mon. Nothing beats this classic! It's got a voice dub, a faux Bruce Lee, and a kick-ass montage!
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    Edited by spikespeigel at 09/01/09 4:51 PM spikespeigel was starred spikespeigel was unstarred
    Image of spikespeigel spikespeigel
    09/01/09

    @yuzan: Which one? The one with the bad accent? Or the one with the high kicks?
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    08/31/09

    In reply to The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme
    i remember watching this film a few times years go.
    unintelligent film but it is fun, cheesy, and kind of like one of those italian mad max knock-off films..............

    and now i think i need to sit down and watch my dvd copy of
    Warriors of the Wasteland !!!
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