Between the hurricane and the giant rats this is really turning out to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad weekend. And then someone made a video of kittens fighting with lightsabers. Now shut-up and eat your Jedi Kittens!

Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you can ask a Sith Lord about your problems? We're exclusively announcing the launch of two new "digital experiences" Fox is rolling out in celebration of the Star Wars Blu-ray release, including a digital catalog where you can vote for the best Star Wars out of the entire six-movie saga…

Nobody messes with the Mon Calamari! Watch as the heroic squid-faced aliens prepare for an underwater battle, in this epic new Clone Wars trailer. Plus, is that... the Cantina?

Watch as one brave young Padawan publicly pledges her allegiance to Darth Vader, causing a befuddled Mace Windu to escort her off stage and send her to the "Sith Academy." I think we've just found the next Secret Apprentice!

Qui-Gon Jinn may be dead, but he's not gone. Liam Neeson is bringing back the Master Jedi on Star Wars: Clone Wars by voicing the CG character (who appears in Obi-Wan's visions). Watch his return now!

Here's a little preview of the very last Family Guy Star Wars parody, titled Family Guy: It's a Trap!. Lois is prisoner of Jabba the Hutt (played by Joe). But which Family Guy character will play the Ewoks? [AceShowbiz]

They're bald, green and bearded. These models in Patrick Mohr's show at the Berlin Fashion Week today appear to be trying to channel a certain Jedi master. Judge them by their silly prosthetics, do you? Photo by AP. [Thanks Brian!]

Dark Horse's Star Wars: Legacy comic has been surprisingly great, telling the story of a distant descendant of Luke Skywalker who's neither Jedi nor Sith. And now Dark Horse is pulling the plug. To quote Luke's daddy, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!"