Spy Kids 4 is the 21st century equivalent of The Children's Crusade

Despite my elementary school diploma, I loved Spy Kids: All the Time in the World. Why? It's a chilling examination of an alternate reality in which children have become fellow travelers in global espionage, a parallel universe where Langley is run like Willy Wonka's candy-colored calorie mill. Like Ender's Game mixed… » 8/20/11 12:25pm 8/20/11 12:25pm

Jessica Alba Gets Served... Telekinetically

The mean junior-high jock girls challenge Alex Mack and her friend Ray to a pickup game of basketball, and the loser has to clean the school cafeteria after a wicked food fight. Too bad those mean jocks don't know that Alex has been bathed in mysterious chemicals, which gave her telekinesis, weird zappy blasts, and the … » 11/19/08 6:57pm 11/19/08 6:57pm