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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    06:08 AM

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    The "wet dog" comment just KILLED me.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    12:57 AM

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    Woohoo! Lamepires!
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    10:41 AM

    @Purple Dave: They need a Twilight lamp. ATTACK OF THE LAMPIRES!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    If Twilight were real vampire books and those Pringles tasted like real vampires, they would fuck your shit up. Another reason Twilight makes me sad.
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    Image of Post-Nuked Post-Nuked
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    My already pretty much non existent faith in humanity is now lost forever.
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    Image of TheGreenRanger TheGreenRanger
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    the real question is why anyone would be at hot topic in the first place...
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    PRINGLES!
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    Image of shoroko shoroko
    11/19/09

    @Dresan: I was hoping they'd be sparkly Pringles :(
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    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    I died a little inside by looking through these...
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    The only socially acceptable thing in that mess of creepy shit is the Volvo, and that is a pretty slick Volvo. But the womb thing is fucked up, there is no two ways around it, that shit is crazy and there are going to be thousands of 'tweens with that garbage in their bed room. It's sad that grown women have attached themselves to Twilight like the teenagers have, it's like they have never read a love story before.

    There is a common thread amongst most Twilight girls but it's not nice so I am not going to say it. There are exceptions to this rule like my wife, sister and cousins fiance, but the buck stops there. Google videos of twitards watching the trailers or the movie and you will understand what the common thread is...
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    There's no words for how horrifying those Edward panties are. They also look like you'd get a bad yest infection.
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/19/09

    @MargaretMoony: Hadn't seen them and curiosity got the best of me thanks to your post. I... I really don't know what to say.
    Maybe they're gag gifts. Maybe they ALL are.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    02:47 PM

    @Dresan: No. Two of my friends want the panties. I cry.

    #tips
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    after reflecting on the entire product list, i can accept a lot of the cash cow aspect. the only thing i fail to comprehend but would come to endorse if it really applied to the franchise would be the Cook Book.

    before the hype of the last few years, i bought New Moon - not knowing what the franchise was about - not knowing it was the second in the series - there was a display, new book, discount, pretty cover - i remember thinking 'when does christopher moore's next book come out?'

    i do not remember cooking being highlighted in the book series. i am not interested enough to educate myself beyond this forum, does anyone know how the Cook Book reflects the franchise of twilight?
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/19/09

    @PostMarque: does anyone want to buy the cook book. then blog about it on a weekly basis and how the recipe make and experience make you go all prenatural with the cooking and the blood?
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    i want the sneakers... i dont know why... they scream to be worn
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    Image of geesejuggler geesejuggler
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    Okay, point 1. Can you image having to pee at 3 a.m. and having that curtain staring at you?

    2. Speaking as a girl under the age of 30, out of all the fictional sci-fi males who I would date, Edward is not one of them! Where are all the "I heart Gambit" shirts?!
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    Image of Mudderofcanton Mudderofcanton
    11/19/09

    @geesejuggler: Or I heart Bruce Wayne!!
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    Image of nworobes nworobes
    11/19/09


    @Mudderofcanton: The shirt is available here:
    [www.topatoco.com]

    And the webcomic that came up with the idea (based on a quote from that same comic) is here:
    [www.drmcninja.com]

    You owe it to yourself to read that comic. It is superb.
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    Image of Trai_Dep Trai_Dep
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    If I were the little brother of a sister that bought the BE SAFE Edward silhouette, it'd exist for around fifteen unattended seconds until the text was replaced with NO, BE SORRY.
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    Hehe sparkly cocks. Thats going to be my new favorite insult.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/19/09


    @salthegeek: Looks like Julia forgot the perfect counterpart to the sparkly cock. The fanged blow-job-in-a-can.
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    11/19/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: yeah not really from Twilight, more of a True Blood thing ya know?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/19/09

    @Meredith Woerner: Hmmmmmmmmm. Twilight/True Blood crossover...
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    Image of salthegeek salthegeek
    11/19/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: I try to forget that it exists.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/19/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: OMG. NIGHTMARES. Can't sleep, creepy fanged fleshlight will get me.
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    Edited by MargaretMoony at 11/19/09 6:30 PM MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of okelay okelay
    11/19/09

    In reply to The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products
    I must be feeling masochistic today cause I looked through the entire gallery, and it's like a train-wreck, you can't look away and it keeps getting worse. I fear some of this horrible products are forever burned into my mind!
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