Transcendence Has Some Of The Dumbest Smart People We've Ever Seen

What went wrong with Transcendence? This movie was supposed to be the new science-fiction hotness. An original storyline about artificial intelligence and brain-uploading, the directorial debut of Chris Nolan's cinematographer Wally Pfister, a great cast... and yet, it's getting widely panned. Why did the A.I.… » 4/18/14 9:00am Yesterday 9:00am

Johnny Depp will now seduce a 12-year-old in Disney's Into the Woods

Last month 10-year-old viral sensation Sophia Grace was tapped to play Little Red Riding Hood to Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf. But it looks like Disney has decided to go with someone older — two years older, to be precise: Lilla Crawford. » 9/16/13 1:17pm 9/16/13 1:17pm

Lone Ranger is Johnny Depp's tribute to shitty superhero origin films

Lone Ranger appears to be many things, including: 1) A mistaken attempt to revamp a 1950s cowboy show for 21st-century audiences. 2) A Pirates of the Caribbean film where Captain Jack has a bird on his head. But really, it's a celebration of craptastic origin stories, that takes them to their ultimate level of crap. » 7/03/13 9:00am 7/03/13 9:00am

New Lone Ranger trailer repaints our hero as an Old West Batman

Check out the latest trailer for Gore Verbinski's strangely supernatural Lone Ranger movie, and get an earful of the first Johnny Depp "kemosabe" delivery. This has potential to be either the very best, or the absolute worst. But we know one thing for certain, Depp is going to steal this movie right out from under Armie … » 2/03/13 3:15pm 2/03/13 3:15pm

First Trailer for Gore Verbinski's Lone Ranger: The Lone Ranger is a…

Here's the first ever trailer for Gore Verbinski's Lone Ranger, which is a bit darker and much more supernatural than we expected. Turns out Armie Hammer is a Spirit Walker (a man who can not be killed in battle, and has been to the "other side"). Second big surprise? Johnny Depp doesn't completely walk away with the… » 12/11/12 12:30pm 12/11/12 12:30pm

Johnny Depp takes the lead in Dark Knight cinematographer's directorial …

There's plenty of buzz surrounding Wally Pfister's first outing as a director. And for good reason — this is the cinematographer behind all of Chris Nolan's Batman films, and many other pictures. Adding to the potential excitement, Johnny Depp has agreed to star in his science fiction movie Transcendence. » 10/24/12 2:45pm 10/24/12 2:45pm

We saw the first footage of Johnny Depp as Tonto in Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger has become almost a legendary trainwreck at this point — but nobody's seen a single frame of it. Until today. Delayed until 2013 while the studio scrambles to salvage something from the mess, The Lone Ranger features Johnny Depp as Tonto (wearing crazy white makeup) and Armie Hammer as the titular Lone… » 7/12/12 4:42pm 7/12/12 4:42pm

Dark Shadows could make all other vampire movies obsolete

Many people will probably say that the problem with Dark Shadows is that it can't decide if it's a comedy, or a gothic weirdfest. They are missing the point. It is neither. The "humor" in this movie is an anesthetic. The "weirdness" is a needle. Neither is an end in itself, something you'll only realize as the last of your … » 5/11/12 9:00am 5/11/12 9:00am

9 clips from Tim Burton's Dark Shadows deliver great style and terrible …

We're still not sure what to make of Tim Burton's Dark Shadows. The costumes and sets are so gorgeous, we kind of want to smother ourselves in a wad of polyester out of sheer Michelle Pfeiffer necklace envy. It's just so beautiful. But the dialogue we've heard so far has been hit or miss, and the jokes are... strange. … » 4/30/12 2:15pm 4/30/12 2:15pm