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09/26/09
A 'MeatPopsicle' in the Fifth Element.
A 'Meatbag' in Surrogates.
Where-oh-where, is that great feminist champion, of the prostituted profession, Megan Fox, when we really need her?
Oh, yeah. I forgot. Empowering Jennifer's Body.
(Was I the only one who wondered, when I heard Brucie enunciate his personal preference "No, I'm a Meat Popsicle!", in The Fifth Element, precisely how much Unilever had paid for the product placement?)
I actually really enjoyed a lot of Surrogates (as I did Gamer[and District 9 with the meatbag becoming a prawnbag]), when it let its attention to 'uncanny valley' detail, just do its thing: Make me wonder and question and think.
Why is it, that writers, directors, studios and networks, think that after they show us something that successfully does all these things, that we want to be told what to think, how to feel about it, what's going to happen next and precisely what the 'happy ending' will be?
The worst offender, by far (recently), was the execrable Terminator Salvation.
The least, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
I think its writer, Josh Friedman gave us a pretty good explanation, of why [io9.com] .
Then again, CJ's "ugly Terminator-esque endoskeletons" struck me as unspeakably meatbagist, so perhaps I'm not the target demographic.
Or maybe, the creators are just completely clueless as to who their consumers really are and what they really want.
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well, truth be told, I like Bruce too.. (we're both harmonica players too) but sometimes I wanna just bitch-slap him and say 'snap out of it' and start making smaller indie movies and NEVER make another movie where he's some sort of law enforcement type ever again.
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*sighs* Another luddite-y movie...
This picture perfectly describes how the "healthy" and "pure" nature really looks like just how our luddite and pseudo-environmentalist-friends imagine it...
09/25/09
One more thing:
So let's say the directors are all anti-technology and stuff. So I guess they made this movie just with bamboo sticks, stones and.......... wait...
ps: luddites are hypocrites.
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"luddites" aren't people who hate technology, "luddites" are people who fight against the use of technology to replace humans, specifically human labor. They were originally a group of fabric weavers who fought against the use of the auto-loom (which requires fewer hands to operate) and were united under one of the first union organizers who's name was General Ludd. More colloquially it means one who has a difficult time or resists the implementation of NEW technologies because they introduce NEW procedures which are unfamiliar to the user.
Though, I do think you are right, they, the film makers are probably hypocrites.
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I know the history of luddism. But today people are calling themselves luddites who just loathe technology. My comment was directed to those kind of people.
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That's too bad because I like the way Bruce Willis isn't afraid to tackle the cheesy film.
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rental? I was thinking torrent, personally. If it's any good, I'll catch it on netflix watch it now in 6 months or so, just to make sure the studio gets the handful of half-pennies it deserves.
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Good for them, but without modern science, I would never have gotten past my first day. And I will be happy to have that mechanical heart installed whenever you want, thanks a lot. I still believe that technology should have its limits (human cloning? Mind Control? Non thanks), but I also see the benefits of it.
So, being so used to these kind of comments, I don,t think I'll be bothered that much with this movie. And Bruce Willis always means "my ass in the seat". It's a law.
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Hörst du die Engel singen?
Spürst du die sanften Schwingen?
Hat sich das Warten nicht gelohnt?
Spürst du die Wärme kommen?
Hast du den Berg erklommen?
Siehst du Das Weisse Licht?
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I usually get pats on the head and "He'll grow out of it".
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