<![CDATA[io9: Jumper]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: Jumper]]> http://io9.com/tag/jumper http://io9.com/tag/jumper <![CDATA[ Another Jumper Makes Me Want To Jump To My Death ]]> There's actually talk of a sequel to the underwhelming teleporting-mutants-vs-fundies movie Jumper, according to star Hayden Christensen. The studio is "having those conversations, I hear about them," Christensen explains. But would he reprise his role as David Rice? Most likely, he says: "It was set up to become that — a trilogy — if it did well. And I think they're happy with how it did so they want to make another one. But I don't think they're rushing to get into production." [Winnipeg Sun]

]]>
Mon, 09 Jun 2008 13:40:00 PDT Meredith Woerner http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014721&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The "Jumper" You Didn't See ]]> Over at his website, artist Chuck Anderson is showcasing unused promotional posters from recent "Anakin Skywalker can teleport! And, like, steal shit!" movie Jumper. According to Anderson, the posters were "unused as the client changed direction." That change in direction, apparently, was "No longer wanting to look like a 2008 remake of Xanadu". More posters after the jump.

jumper2.jpgjumper3.jpgProject: "Jumper" Posters [Nopattern.com]

]]>
Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:30:37 PDT Graeme McMillan http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=370523&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jumper: Here's Why You Should Skip the Movie and Just Read the Book ]]> Jumper may have made $30 million at the box office this past weekend, but the original book has been out for more than 16 years, and they don't bear much resemblance to each other except for the main character's name and the teleporting. In fact, once the book was optioned and turned into a movie, author Steven Gould wrote a third Jumper novel (the second was Reflex) called Jumper: Griffin's Story, and it's meant to be much closer to the movie. Interestingly, on the publication page inside this third book, you'll find the words: "The character of Griffin O'Conner copyright 2007 by New Regency Films." Ah the tangled web of copyright. We decided to read the original book and compare it to the movie, and you can check out the differences in our spoiler-laden list below. Here's one spoiler we don't mind sharing with the world: The original book is better than the movie.

  • David (Davy throughout most of the book) is 17 when he starts teleporting, and 19 when the book ends. In the movie, he goes from age 15 at first teleport, to 25 in the blink of an eye. So much for those formative years.
  • There's a lot of clumsy dialogue in the book. It was Gould's first novel, which could account for some of it, but when Davy gets asked he doesn't want to dance with a hoochie mama at a college party, his response makes us cringe: "I feel foolish. You know what you're doing out there. I feel like a clumsy jerk. The contrast is painful. I'm shallow, I guess, but I don't want everybody to know just how shallow."
  • Davy may be young in the novel, but he starts dating Millie who attends college in Oklahoma pretty easily, despite their age difference. In the movie, she's a childhood friend who dates the Flash Thompson jock-type asshole. Shades of Mary Jane and Spidey.
  • When he needs to kill time in the book, Davy jumps to Disney World and hops on the attractions. Star Tours is his favorite. In the movie, Davy kills time by boning bar floozies, surfing, and having lunch on the head of the Sphinx.
  • In the movie, David robs a series of banks and other locations to finance his free-wheeling lifestyle, but in the book he only robs one bank, which nets him close to a million dollars. He lives fairly frugally off of it, since he has close to 800k left near the end of the book.
  • David lives in a sleek highrise in the movie, but in the book he has a fairly modest apartment tucked away in a ghetto. He's put in a secret closet to hide his money, and Gould perpetually mentions his "25 inch television." We're assuming that in 1992 that was considered "big."
  • In the novel, David jumps to the Stanville Library during his first couple of teleports, but Davy continually returns here throughout the novel where it serves as his "safe" place that he'll revert back to when in danger.
  • There are no jumpscars or miniature sonic booms when Davy teleports in the book, unlike the movie. In fact, he doesn't make a sound at all when he leaves. Millie videotapes him doing it, and they have to slow the tape down to frame by frame to even see anything happening. At that point, you can vaguely see through him and into wherever he's going to or coming from, but only for a single frame. Having said that, the visual effects of jumping in the movie were pretty damned awesome.
  • He also doesn't carry his momentum with him when he teleports in the novel. In the movie, he'd stay fairly within the laws of physics and stay in motion, but the book nullifies that. In fact, he steps off of many ledges, plummets down, and will jump away just before hitting bottom without any ill effects.
  • Davy is the only jumper in the novel, whereas in the movie we're shown at least three of them. Including one with much more skill than David has.
  • In the movie a group of mysterious agents called Paladins are tracking the jumpers, but in the book it's just the NSA.
  • In the movie the Paladins use devices called "tethers" that utilize electrical shocks and pulses to keep a jumper pinned down. In the novel, they try tranquilizer darts and homing harpoons.
  • David's swank apartment is nice in the movie, but in the book once Davy is found out, he builds a remote hideaway in a rocky fortress of solitude in Texas. It's completely walled off and looks like a part of a rock formation.
  • In the book, Millie trains Davy to jump to the emergency room whenever she says "Bang," in an effort to keep him from getting seriously hurt. He has to jump whenever she says it, even if he's naked or going to the bathroom. Talk about cruel tricks being played on you by your girlriend.
  • In both the novel and the movie, Davy and David record "jumpsites" by physically visiting places. They can't just look at a photo and teleport until they've actually been to the place. David in the movie prefers acres of photos, but Davy uses racks of videotapes. Novel Davy can also spot a place using binoculars, and then immediately jump there.
  • Davy's mom leaves in the book, just like in the movie, but it's only to get away from Davy's abusive father. Shortly after Davy reunites with her, she's blown up by a terrorist on a hijacked flight. Davy soon devotes all of his efforts to avenging her death.
  • Novel Davy is much less of a pussy then Movie David, breaking terrorist's bones and dropping them off of ledges into a pit filled with water. However, he cries at the drop of a hat. Hayden-bot probably has no tear glands.
  • I cannot fucking stand the covers of mass-market movie tie in paperback books. I know the marketing department wants people to go "Oooooh! Bruce Willis is on this cover! Bruce Willis must be in this book!" and buy it, but I can't stand movie covers on my books. I bought this in the lame-o Christensen on the Sphinx cover, but then found the older copy and traded it in later. Phew. How's that for trivia?
  • If you enjoyed (or think you might enjoy) the novel Jumper, then check out Fade by Robert Cormier. It's about a boy who discovers he can turn himself invisible. Sweet!
]]>
Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:40:12 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358852&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ 5 Reasons Scifi Does Better In Movies Than In TV ]]> Why is science fiction so much hotter at the movies than on television? People have wondered for a while. Recently, the universally panned Jumper and the blah I Am Legend and Cloverfield have hit big. But the well-received Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is on the brink of cancellation. We explain this strange phenomenon, after the jump.

1) TV and movies show the same pattern. Sarah Connor Chronicles had record-high viewership of 18.3 million for its first episode, but has since dropped to around 8 million. The same thing, more or less, happened to Bionic Woman and the second season opener of Heroes. When this happens to a TV show, it's a disaster. But a movie that makes buckets of cash in its opening weekend and then drops is considered a success. Movies don't have to hold people for future installments, they just have to hook you once and then go away.

2) Movies can afford way bigger special-effects budgets. This one is obviously a no-brainer. But actually, it's the least of the reasons why a TV show would have a hard time winning over audiences. Look at the two most successful scifi shows of recent years: Lost and Heroes. Neither show wears its visual effects budgets on its sleeve, and you could easily mistake them for soap operas or "vanilla" dramas a lot of the time. There's not a lot of bling on the screen in your average Lost episode, compared with, say, Transformers. Or Sarah Connor, which has tons of VFX.

3) Endless plot tangles. Joss Whedon famously said that a television show is a question, but a movie is an answer. That's why Firefly spun out tons of mysteries, like what happened to River in her special school, or what was the deal with the Reavers. And Serenity, the movie based on the TV show, had a self-contained plot and answered all your lingering questions in the course of two-ish hours. TV shows, especially in this era of arc storytelling, spin out endless plots that reward obsessive viewers — and scare away casual ones. (This is why I'm still wondering if J.J. Abrams can do a Star Trek movie that doesn't feel like a tease.) reaver1.jpg

4) Scifi TV is actually cheesier than movies. The cheesiest SF movies nowadays tend to go straight to DVD, or at most appear in a few festivals. Yes, a movie like Transformers is incredibly cheesy and dumb, but it does feature an A-list lead actor (no matter how you may feel about Shia LaBoeuf.) If Transformers was a TV show... well, it would be Knight Rider.

5) The networks. Sure, there are plenty of things the movie studios and distributors can do to mess up a movie's chances. They can market it horribly, or not at all. They can release it during a packed weekend. And countless amazing SF movies have died in the development "process." But nothing the movie studios or distributors can do could be as horrendous as what Fox and other networks have done to strangle promising SF shows in their infancy.

]]>
Wed, 20 Feb 2008 09:30:30 PST Charlie Jane Anders http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=358406&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Storytelling No Match For Flashy Effects And Marketing ]]> Doug Liman proved that he's got a nanotech hide, even though the negative reviews of his two latest projects keep teleporting in. Both Jumper and Knight Rider were panned across the board, but the movie hauled in more than $30 million over the weekend, while the television show raked in huge ratings. More than 8 million people tuned in to watch the show, including the 18 to 49 bracket that advertisers drool for. So chances are high that we'll see both a Jumper sequel, and a Knight Rider series in the months ahead (a replacement for NBC's ailing Bionic Woman?). We just hope they'll stay closer to the source material in a Jumper sequel, and give Knight Rider a tuneup. Either way, we're sure both projects got a huge thumbs up from The Hoff.

]]>
Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:40:44 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357793&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Which Will Suck Less: Jumper or Knight Rider? ]]> This weekend pits the teleporting deadpannisms of Hayden Christensen in the movie Jumper vs. Val Kilmer's monotone as KITT in Sunday's Knight Rider TV movie. So which one will be less sucky? We've already weighed in with our Jumper review, and we've given you a look at some clips from Knight Rider. Will you be watching both, one or the other, or neither? Sound off in the poll below.

Weirdly, both properties involve Doug Liman, who directed Jumper and executive-produced Knight Rider. We just hope that in some parallel universe there's a kickass version of Knight Rider featuring Jamie Bell as the new driver, with Sam Jackson as the voice of KITT. So where do you stand?

Gawker Media polls require Javascript; if you're viewing this in an RSS reader, click through to view in your Javascript-enabled web browser.

]]>
Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:40:07 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356264&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ No, Kids, That's Not How Teleportation Really Works ]]> I know how much all of you wanted to believe that the teleportation effects in Jumper were based on real science, but it turns out tragically not to be true. Popular Mechanics has roped an actual physicist, Dr. Max Tegmark of MIT, into explaining the difference between what Hayden Christensen and Jamie Bell do in Jumper, and what would happen in the real world.

Though Tegmark gives director Doug Liman credit for trying to get the science right, he points out:

I think Liman had in mind that there was supposed to be some kind of wormhole through space-time, and that's how it was supposed to work. The ones we know of in physics don't just appear out of nowhere, and they're very unstable. If you try to fly through them, the whole thing collapses into a black hole. It's still an open problem in physics—whether all wormholes are unstable or whether by putting dark energy in them you can make them stable, and whether or not traversable wormholes are actually possible . . . [Also] as you convert yourself into pure energy, you correspond to many, many megatons of energy. If you unleash that in an uncontrolled way, it would look like a giant nuclear bomb—and you didn't see anything like that in the movie.
Damn, I wish we had seen that in the movie, though. Further proof that science can be cooler than fiction.

Jumper Movie Teleportation [Popular Mechanics]

]]>
Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:00:11 PST Annalee Newitz http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356685&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ io9 Talks To Jumper Director Doug Liman ]]> If you charted Doug Liman's directing career, you'd see a big spike in popularity when he jumped from indie films like Swingers and Go right into the Bourne trilogy. He's hoping to continue in the mainstream, high-concept Hollywood vein with his new film Jumper, opening in select theaters today. The movie follows young "jumper" David Rice (Hayden Christensen) as he uses his "jumping" powers to teleport all over the world. The flick took Liman on his own journey to exotic international locations, only this time without superspy Jason Bourne in tow. Read on to get his thoughts on Jumper, as well as details about his next film, about colonizing the moon. He also tells us why Superman's flying is destroying the environment.

What was the most challenging aspect of making a film that involved teleportation?

We did everything for real. We didn't use computer generated characters. You know the superhero films that preceded this have relied heavily on them, and obviously it would have been a really simple way to do the visual effects, because if you computer generate the characters, you can easily make them "jump." It's a lot more difficult to have somebody teleport when you have a real actor doing it. Part of the reason the visual effects stand out in this is because we put all that extra work in when we were shooting.

Traditionally, there have been two kinds of Hollywood tentpole movies: there's the visual effects version where you shoot it all on a soundstage, you never leave it although you "pretend" you left it to go to all these places, and you use visual effect to do the pretending for you. Then there's the version where you physically travel the world, a la James Bond or Jason Bourne, but then you don't do any visual effects in those places. You justify that by saying since we're going, we won't have to use visual effect to communicate that we're there.

We did something that was a bit unusual. We physically traveled to all these places, and then we did visual effects in those environments. We really flew a helicopter over the Sphinx and around the Pyramids. It would have been a lot easier to just generate that stuff in a computer; they're simple geometric shapes, there's just desert in the background, it couldn't have been simpler to generate. But it would never look the way it looks when you see Hayden Christensen on the Sphinx. There's a level of reality that computers just can't achieve at this particular state.

Was he actually on the Sphinx or digitally put up there?

He wasn't digitally put on top of it. We designed the shot, we pre-visualized the shot, we went to the Sphinx without Hayden and flew a helicopter around it following a very specific trajectory. Then we took the telemetry of that shot and filmed Hayden in Mexico using a cable-cam which could play back the moves the helicopter did, and then we combined these two pieces of film the old-fashioned way. It didn't require any digital creations because they perfectly matched up. Every single of grain of film is real, not something that was created in a computer. We shot the real elements wherever we went.

We know the film is based on Steven Gould's books Jumper and Reflex, and now he's also published a novel called Jumper: Griffin's Story which is meant to tie-in with the film. What was the script like when you came onboard?

There was a first draft by David Goyer, which was very faithful to the Steven's novel. Anyone who has looked at my Bourne adaptation will see that I kind of take the cool idea from the book and then reinvent the whole thing as a movie, and I tried to bring that whole logic to Jumper. In particular because the book dealt with terrorism, which I didn't like. The combination of jumping and terrorism didn't seem good to me. There wasn't a second jumper in the book. I had really just fallen in love with Steven Gould's character David who was using his power for selfish means, and I wanted to actually pursue that more than he had in the novel.

I love the notion that... okay, you're a superhero, you're globetrotting, you have it all, and then suddenly you meet another superhero who is significantly more talented at it than you are, and you're not the big man on campus anymore. I found that really interesting. The moment I decided to chase David Rice's darker side, you don't get to have your standard cookie-cutter superhero movie plot. There's not a villain who is setting out the destroy the world, and you don't have a hero who is trying to save the world. I didn't feel the Hollywood need to have David Rice become a hero in the Hollywood finale. I didn't want to see Hayden Christensen become Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man in the second half of the film.

Did you create anything for the movie that wasn't in the books? The movie uses jumpscars and jumpcraters whenever someone uses their jumping ability. Were those created for the movie?

Those were created for the film. The source for them is that I wanted this movie to follow, as much as possible, to follow the real laws of physics that govern this planet and the universe. One of the most primary rules is that you don't get something for nothing. It's all a closed loop, it's a closed system. Everything you do has some kind of a price. For example, cars seemed like a magical device when they they were first invented, but they ultimately came with a price with pollution and global warming.

In other superhero films, people tend to have the power, but there's never any physical price that the person or the planet pays in order for that phenomenal event to take place. I wanted there to be some kind of consequence every time you jump, and that leaving behind a trace would ultimately mean that you wouldn't want a lot of people jumping because of those effects. They could be dangerous if somebody walks into them, they could be harmful to the environment.

I've tried to show that in some really subtle ways. For instance when he jumps from New York to Ann Arbor, the tv changes momentarily to a New York station. I'm trying to communicate that these portals stay open for a short burst... for instance if you jump from the Sahara desert to the Arctic, would be bringing warm air and cold air to each environment, and that might not be good for the planet on a large scale. If you jumped and there were no after effects or repercussions, it would seem like a much more magical power. But, my bullshit meter in me says this would come with a consequence, and wouldn't be like Superman just being able to fly. If he could actually fly, he'd leave a wake turbulence, and there would be consequences to him and other people when he'd fly. These things can't just happen for free.

What about Samuel L. Jacksons character and the Paladins who pursue the Jumpers?

There's no Paladins in the book, there's no mythology of that, there's no one pursuing the Jumpers in that first book. In the second book people are trying to catch the Jumpers for personal gain. You know if you could get a Jumper to work for you, they'd be extremely useful. I was more curious to explore a villain who really wasn't a villain, other than that they wanted to destroy the Jumpers simply because of what they can do. I really believe that in our current climate, if there were people who could actually teleport, there would be people who would think that was treading on some sort of holy land, and that should only be reserved for god. There are already plenty of people who kill in the name of god for far less dramatic reasons.

We do like the fact that there isn't a lot of exposition in the film about how the jumping works, or explanations of things like jumpsites and jumpscars. They just accept it and get right into it.

Well, because David Rise isn't a physicist. If I had a character who was quantum physicist at MIT who one day discovers he can teleport, then that character would commence an investigation as to how that happens. But, a high school dropout is never going to understand how he's able to teleport, and since I'm telling the story from his perspective, I didn't feel like it was necessary to bog down in science that the characters themselves wouldn't understand.

Can you tell us about your next film? We know that it involves going to the moon, but what else can you let us know?

The premise of the movie is about a group that mounts a private expedition to not only go to the moon, but also to colonize it. It's set present day, and it is not science fiction, it's science fact. The blueprint for going to the moon was designed 40 years ago, and the components for implementing it are so old that they're in museums waiting to be stolen. So the group steals, buys, and in other ways pull together all the components it would take to launch and actually land on the moon.

Their goal is to actually leave somebody behind. They're recreating the Apollo mission up to a point, and then exceed it by leaving someone behind and starting mankind's exodus out into the universe. Plus, you can imagine how much shit can possibly go wrong, and it does. It's actually a miracle that it didn't go wrong in any of the lunar landings. What I'm also hoping to do with this film is to once again celebrate what was America's greatest accomplishment in its 200 and some-odd year history. There really is no other country that could have done what we did in the 1960s with the space program.

We know you're executive producing the Knight Rider television movie that comes on this weekend, how involved have you been with it?

I've been very involved with it, at least as involved as I can be given the fact that I'm finishing a visual effects movie. But I'm very involved with it and I would remain a producer on it if it goes to series.

]]>
Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:40:36 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356360&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Teleportation, Paladins, and Underground Lairs -- What Could Go Wrong? ]]> I'm going to lay it on the line for you: I can't resist a movie with Paladins in it. So as soon as I discovered that the bad guys in the movie Jumper were Paladins? Led by a white-haired, god-talking Samuel L. Jackson? Well, I forgave the flick for a lot of things I probably wouldn't have if the bad guys had been from the NSA or a group of supervillains. But you, dear reader, may not have a soft spot for Paladins — even ones with cool energy weapons and worm-hole expanders. And therefore you might be disappointed by lead Hayden Christensen's squint-acting methods, or by the fact that Jumper's plot moves exactly like its hero does: quickly, in random directions, for little discernible reason.

Based on a critically-acclaimed young-adult novel by Steven Gould, the premise of Jumper is instantly intriguing. A fifteen year old geek with a shitty home life discovers one day that he can teleport out of any situation and into the stacks of his local library. Then he figures out that he teleport into a bank vault, grab several sacks of cash, and teleport back out again into a life of New York luxury apartments and gratuitous surf sequences in Fiji. He can even use his teleportation power to finally beat up the jocks in high school who call him "riceball." (Why that's supposed to be so insulting is unclear.)

All this stuff happens in the first few minutes of Jumper, and there's a fun Spider-Man-discovers-his-powers feeling to these scenes as hero David Rice (Christensen) "jumps" his way into the life every teen outcast has always wanted. The problem is that we never advance much beyond that teen dream into the satisfying payoff of seeing him do grown-up stuff like trying to protect the innocent and fight for great justice. OK, maybe that isn't exactly what all grown-ups do, but it's what a sympathetic hero does. And David doesn't, even after he's become a hunky twenty-something with money and power.

Instead he steals more cash, teleports to London to pick up a chick whom he bangs and quickly teleports away from so he can catch some surf in the morning. So here's what we've learned so far: teleportation is the ultimate fuck-em-and-chuck-em power. Things start to look up when he meets leather-clad British punk Griffin, another jumper (mercifully played by a real actor, Jamie Bell). With Griffin's help, he figures out how to jump with cars and motorcycles and drive through walls at top speed. Sadly, though these powers look awesome, they don't make him a hero either. David spends the rest of the flick acting like a petulant, entitled yuppie who cannot believe that anybody - especially Paladins - would try to stand in the way of his selfish happiness. Even when he tries to grow a soul by finding his long-lost high-school love Millie again, he shows his affection by buying her lots of crap and then treating her like same.

The main plot arc of the movie, if I may be so bold as to call it that, is that David and Griffin are fighting the Paladins who want to kill them. Apparently Roland the Main Dude Paladin (Jackson) is part of a secret group who hunt down and kill jumpers because "they always turn evil." And after watching David in action, you kind of agree with him.

That said, there really is a lot to enjoy in this movie. The jump effects are cool, though not mind-blowing, and the car chases and fight scenes are good, comic-booky fun. Bell is terrific as Griffin, a jumper who lives in an underground bunker somewhere in the remote Egyptian desert and has devoted his life to destroying the Paladins. He even calls his home a "lair." But no matter how many references to Marvel comic books the generally-superlative writer David Goyer (Blade, Batman Begins) throws into the script, you won't come away from Jumper thinking that you've seen a new superhero in the making.

Instead, you'll feel like you've been adequately entertained for a nice 90 minutes - especially if you've only paid a bargain matinee price for admission.

Jumper opens tomorrow in theaters across the United States.

]]>
Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:00:48 PST Annalee Newitz http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356345&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Abomination Has Weird Feet In Hulk Movie ]]> morningspoilers2.jpgWelcome back to Morning Spoilers, where we dumpster-dive the Internet looking for the secrets of upcoming science fiction. And once again, we're fixating on toys, because a toy fair gave some hints about the uniforms and sets of the new Star Trek, and a new toy gives away the look of a major character in the Incredible Hulk movie. And we have a couple new clips from Jumper. We also give away tons of info about the next episode of Lost. All this, plus Star Wars, Torchwood and Stargate: Atlantis.

Judging from the toys at a German toy fair, the uniforms in the new Star Trek look remarkably similar to the original series, except that Uhura's skirt is much shorter and there's much more emphasis on her breasts. Progress! Also, the Enterprise looks much the same, except the warp engines are a bit bigger. And inside, the transporter room has a red floor. Also, there's a weird octopus-looking spaceship that looks like something out of one of the Matrix sequels.

Also at the toy fair, people saw clips from Iron Man and Incredible Hulk. Iron Man tests out his suit and it malfunctions, sending him up into the stratosphere where he runs out of air. Then it goes dead and he nearly crashes on the ground before he regains control. Meanwhile, the Hulk movie includes Edward Norton meditating, escaping from a laboratory and preparing to slug it out with the Voldemort-esque Abomination. [Aint It Cool News]

More spoilers:

  • Here's a Japanese ad for the toy version of the Abomination from the Incredible Hulk, who doesn't really look that much like Voldemort. This either gives you a hint of what the character will look like in the movie, or it could just be a toy that doesn't really look like anything. [CHUD]abomination.jpg
  • In this week's Lost, Kate and Sayid go to the Others' camp to make a truce with Locke and rescue Charlotte, whom Locke has captured. They find Hurley bound and gagged in a closet. [About.com]
  • Also this week, Future Sayid becomes a killer for Ben, and gets shot by one of his targets. He goes to a vet's office to get sewn up. We get to see Ben's "off-island house," which is full of suits, fake passports and tons of money in various currencies. Turns out Ben can come and go from the island as he pleases. Meanwhile, Miles, the freighter guy played by Ken Leung, shakes Ben down for $3.2 million and says, "I'm not one of these people. I know who you really are." We discover there's a time difference of about 31 seconds between the island and the rest of the world. [Spoilers Lost]
  • And here's a picture of Sayid looking at a piece of jewelry that may be significant in this week's episode. [UGO]111005_126_ful.jpg
  • Finally, in Lost episode five, Desmond experiences weird side effects when he and Sayid encounter turbulence on their way to the freighter. [Hollywood Hot News]
  • Torri Higgison, who plays Dr. Elizabeth Weir, won't be back in season five of Stargate: Atlantis. The actress turned down an offer to appear in one episode, which could have launched a new story arc. [Gateworld]
  • Samuel L. Jackson may be back as the voice of Mace Windu in the Star Wars: Clone Wars animated series. [MTV Movies]
  • Some other familiar faces from Doctor Who will pop up on Torchwood this season, besides Martha Jones. Oh, and there's no romantic tension between Martha and Owen, at least at first. [IF Magazine]
  • And here are a couple new clips from the Colosseum scene in Jumper. Enjoy!

]]>
Mon, 11 Feb 2008 06:00:23 PST Charlie Jane Anders http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354772&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Tom Stoppard's Brutal Law Of Outer Space ]]> Sadly, Jumper, the teleportation movie coming Valentine's Day, isn't based on Jumpers, Tom Stoppard's 1972 play about murder on the moon. But it seems as though the movie may ask the same questions as one of Stoppard's craziest plays: Do our laws apply to someone who can escape from any human jurisdiction? Is morality local or universal? Deep philosophical questions, without Hayden Christensen's pouty acting, after the jump.

moonswing.jpgIn Stoppard's Jumpers, two astronauts on the moon realize they only have enough oxygen for one of them to make it back to Earth alive. One of them murders the other, claiming that because he's on the moon, Earth morality and laws don't apply. (The murdering astronaut is named after a real-life South Pole explorer who sacrificed his own life to save his fellow explorer.) The assertion that morality is relative and purely local shocks everyone, and people start murdering with abandon back on Earth. Says Dotty (a murder suspect, who swings on a big crescent moon at one point):

Man is on the moon, his footprint on solid ground, and he has seen us whole, all in one go, little, local — and all our absolutes, the thou-shalts and the thou-shalt-nots that seemed to be the very condition of our existence, how did they look to two moonmen with a single neck to save between them? Like the local customs of another place. When that thought drips through to the bottom, people won't just carry on. There is going to be such... breakage, such gnashing of unclean meats, such coveting of neighbors' oxen and knowing of neighbors' wives, such dishonorings of fathers and mothers, and bowings and scrapings to images graven and incarnate, such killing of goldfish, and maybe more — (Looks up, tear stained.) Because the truths that have been taken on trust, they've never had edges before, there was no vantage point to stand on and see where they stopped. (And weeps.)
It's hard to imagine that there's something "maybe more" than "killing of goldfish." Meanwhile, a bumbling philosopher named George keeps revising his rambling essay on the universality of morality: "Man: Good, Bad or Indifferent?" There is much quoting of Wittgenstein.

00011754.jpgIn Jumper, meanwhile, Hayden Christensen discovers that everything is local, including human laws. He can teleport anywhere on Earth just by thinking about it, and this turns him into a hedonistic yuppie. He can rob banks with impunity, but he can also visit any vacation spot he feels like and hang out. Samuel L. Jackson's Paladins supposedly are hunting Christensen because his "jumping" damages the fabric of space and time, but that sounds like a red herring. Really, they just don't like the fact that normal human rules don't apply to Hayden. He could murder anyone, walk through the mall naked, or teleport into a baseball stadium with a dirty nuke. (In the prequel graphic novel, there's much talk about the corrupting effect of this power. Jumpers always start small, but end up going further and further because there's nothing stopping them.)

Stoppard's Jumpers is a product of the space age, and the sense that humanity was about to transcend all its old Earthbound limitations. And then we'd all be space gods, and we could rewrite all the rules to suit ourselves! Jumper, by contrast, is more a product of the globalization era. It's way easier to visit Thailand or Columbia than it was a generation ago, and you can get okay sushi in Idaho. (And some people do travel overseas to do things they'd be arrested for at home.) Compared to our grandparents, we're all jumpers. And somehow, we haven't all turned into mass-murdering goldfish destroyers. Yet.

(Note: I know that Jumper is actually based on a novel by Steven Gould. Haven't read it yet, hoping to hunt down a copy in the next few days.)

]]>
Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:40:23 PST Charlie Jane Anders http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351963&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Warning: You May Hate Hayden Christensen In Jumper ]]> morningspoilers2.jpgThe first reviews of Jumper are starting to pop up online, and they're not good news for the people who thought Hayden Christensen might be likable (or even tolerable) this time around. The movie features a lot of scenes of people jumping off tall buildings and cliffs, and may leave you wanting to do the same. But fear not: We also have exciting Dragonball info, a new Hulk-related toy spoiler, a Sarah Connor preview, and info on Smallville and X-Factor.

A super detailed early review of Jumper has gone up online: Hayden Christensen's character is a "douchebag," who uses his powers selfishly and avoids helping people. And he never has any redemption or becomes someone you'd want to ride an elevator with. He drags Rachel Bilson around Rome on her "dream vacation," ruins her trip for her and then bundles her on a plane home.

Then we meet Samuel L. Jackson's Paladin character, who's sworn to hunt down and kill "Jumpers" who can teleport, like Christensen. Apparently the main reason we're told for the Paladins' anti-Jumper campaign is because they think only God should be omnipresent.

And we meet another teleporting "Jumper" named Griffin (Jamie Bell) who refuses to help Christensen, for reasons that make no sense whatsoever. We're supposed to side with Hayden C. over Griffin, even though Hayden's character is Asswipe City. And the film has a distinct lack of action, apart from a few set pieces that you've already seen in the trailers. Hayden and Jamie Bell have a world-traveling showdown for some reason, chasing each other and falling off high places. Oh, and there's a cool bit with a flamethrower, but then nothing much gets lit on fire. [AintItCool]

More spoilers:

  • OMG there's a big fighting tournament in the Dragonball movie! And Master Roshi, Goku and Piccolo win. There's a fight between Chichi (in a red dress) and Mai (in black leather) and Mai gives up. Goku shouts "Well done" to the victorious Chichi, but Mai grins at a knife she's hiding. [Dragonball The Movie]
  • HULK02__scaled_100.jpgYet another super tenuous toy spoiler: New images have come out of the "wacky wobblers" tying in with the Incredible Hulk and Iron Man movies. Since we don't really have any good images of the new Hulk, this could be considered significant. Barely. [Marvelous News, via Superhero Flix]
  • On Smallville, Green Arrow is going to be taking a more laid-back attitude to Clark than he did at first — partly because he senses so many other people are putting pressure on the future Superman. Also, the Smallville producers have a (possibly half-assed) plan to explain how Clark disguises his identity when so many people know him without glasses. The show's end will "feed into the Superman legend." [Comic Book Resources]
  • Someone got an advance copy of X-Factor #28, which doesn't come out until next week according to Marvel's site. Siryn is pregnant and Rahne is leaving the team (to join X-Force) despite Madrox's guilt trips. Layla's still gone, but Rahne mysteriously insists she'll be back. And then a sex worker who looks like Layla (but isn't) turns up, and there's a fight with the Purifiers. [Diva Sparkles Activate!]
  • And here's a preview of next Monday's Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

]]>
Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:00:07 PST Charlie Jane Anders http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354131&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Anakin To Windu: Don't Tase Me, Bro ]]> Here's the first taser/teleporter fight between Samuel L. Jackson and Hayden Christensen in teleporting-mutant movie Jumper, coming out in a couple of weeks. Other new clips from the Doug Liman (Bourne Identity)-helmed film include a domestic spat between Christensen and Rachel Bilson that turns into a hostage situation. We also learn more about the history of the war between teleporting Jumpers and the Paladins that want to crush them. And we find out that Christensen's fellow Jumper, Griffin, is a bit of a dick. Click through for five more new clips, and a gallery of stills.


[RopeofSilicon]

]]>
Fri, 01 Feb 2008 17:00:07 PST charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351854&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ A Mysterious Sign Snags Our Attention in "Jumper" ]]> Jumper won't be in theaters for three weeks, but you can do the viral marketing dance and comb through its website for clues about the movie. In fact, if you hit the "jump" button and take yourself to Tokyo, you might spot a reference to a certain scifi blog in the background, right next to a strutting Samuel L. Jackson.

Jumperio9_detail-1.jpg Okay, we know that's probably an address reading "109" on the top of that building in the background, but it's fun for us to pretend that they decided to feature our nanotech-grown Tokyo headquarters in this new "teleport your ass everwhere" movie. We wouldn't have taken any product placement dough in return, just the ability to leap through space and leave jumpscars all over the world.

The megaversion of the above photo can be found here, or you can gather the codes and stuff that you need to jump to Tokyo on the Jumper site here.

]]>
Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:00:27 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347770&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Find Out Who Kirk Hooks Up With In New "Trek" ]]> morningspoilers2.jpgWelcome to our crazy TMI wake-up call of spoilers. We have some new info about whom Captain Kirk hangs out with in the new Star Trek movie, plus hints about the plot of Doctor Who season four. Plus some new stills from the teleporting-mutants movie Jumper, below the fold.

  • Leonard Nimoy's Old Spock has a couple of scenes with Chris Pine's Young Kirk in the new Star Trek movie, Pine says. [TrekWeb]
  • Episode five of the new Lost season is Desmond-centric, but boat person Jeremy Davies appears in flashbacks as an Oxford physics professor. [ApproachingLost]
  • The Doctor Who rumors are true: not only will Rose and Martha come back at season's end to rescue the Doctor, but so will Captain Jack and Sarah-Jane Smith. The Doctor gets badly injured in an explosion and needs Captain Jack to be his "muscles and guns man," hints actor John Barrowman. [BadWolfOne]
  • Meanwhile, fans are increasingly convinced that Davros, creator of the Daleks, will be in the final episodes. [Torchwood.TV]
  • And here are some new pics from Jumper, featuring hot flamethrower action. [IESB]
]]>
Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:00:07 PST charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347387&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Free Preview of "Jumper" Movie Tie-In Comic ]]> prv327_pg17.jpgBored of Cloverfield and looking to jump into the next big sci-fi movie a bit early? Then head over to Oni Press's website and look at the 23-page preview of Jumper: Jumpscars, a 96-page prologue comic to Doug Liman's teleportation movie Jumper (released in the US on February 14th) and get the backstory on the movie before anyone else. A couple more images below the fold.

Jumper: Jumpscars [Oni Press.com]jumper.jpgprv327_pg21.jpg

]]>
Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:20:55 PST grae http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=347024&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Kill Your Foes With Creative Teleportation ]]> The Hayden Christensen teleportation movie Jumper comes out in a month, and of course there's a video game to go with it. You'll play the Jamie Bell jumper character Griffin from the movie, who has a particular bone to pick with the anti-Jumper Paladins who are trying to track him down: they killed his parents. Of course, when you have the ability to hop dimensionally through space, it makes fighting a lot more fun. You can teleport your enemy next to a hungry polar bear, or into the path of a shark in an aquarium. In fact, why not just teleport them into a brick wall? You could even be extremely sneaky like Hiro from Heroes and teleport them into your dead father's grave. The possibilities are endless.

]]>
Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:30:40 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=345789&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ New Proof That Every Scifi Epic Is Based On Joseph Campbell ]]> Why do so many adventure movies seem to have the same story? A lot of the blame goes to the Hero's Journey, a cookie-cutter spiritual-ish adventure recipe concocted by Joseph Campbell in 1949. Star Wars and many fantasy sagas famously follow this treasure map step by step, but how do other science fiction stories measure up? We score scifi stories on our "Hero's Journey" checklist, after the jump.

herosjourney.jpg

]]>
Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:00:23 PST charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=344335&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jumper Teleporting Through Commercials ]]> Advertising has gone so meta that only teleportation can explain it. In this ad, Jumper star Hayden Christensen uses his teleporting gift to throw himself into Serena Williams' computer ad. So basically he's leaping out of a commercial for the film, which is about teleporting mutants, and into an old ad for Hewlett Packard, starring Williams. It's a new mutant kind of advertising synergy, more like cross-cannibalism than cross-promotion. Be very scared. 'Jumper' ad leaps between products [Variety]

]]>
Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:20:58 PST Kevin Kelly http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=341954&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ First Glimpse Of Indiana Jones Aliens -- In Lego! ]]> morningspoilers2.jpgThose rumors about aliens in the new Indiana Jones movie? Appear to be true, judging from new images of the Lego playset. Click through for a picture of skeletons in alien helmets, plus Terminator TV and movie spoilers. It's all part of Morning Spoilers, where we reveal the plot twists of tomorrow.

indylego3.jpg

  • The Cloverfield monster attack lasts at least seven hours. Someone named Beth gets hurt and is trapped in her apartment, and her friends have to go back for her. And someone says they have the choice between dying indoors, dying in the tunnels or dying in the streets, according to new TV spots. [ProjectCloverfield]
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger's model of Terminator hasn't been invented yet during the scrapping-with-Skynet days covered in Terminator 4, nor will there be any time travel. But both might pop up in T5 and (god forbid) T6. [CinemaBlend]
  • Glimpse the backstory of teleporting outlaw movie Jumper, including Samuel L. Jackson's Paladin character, by reading the first 20 pages of the prequel graphic novel. [Comic Book Resources]
  • Oceanic Airways, the fictional airline in Lost, quit flying after Flight 815 crashed but has started up again, according to a dollop of viral marketing. [ComingSoon]
  • Quarantine's reporter trapped in a sealed-off building will have more problems to deal with than just rabies-infected mobs. [Shocktillyoudrop]
  • The Justice League will be portrayed as Greek gods, or possibly will actually be Greek gods, in George Miller's new movie. It's not clear. [CHUD]
  • Get Your Mad Max on by watching a behind-the-scenes clip of the Death Race remake, featuring a "Dreadnaught," half oil truck, half tank. [BloodyDisgusting]
  • We'll see a younger version of John Connor in a flashback, plus a Russian thug and a ballerina, in upcoming eps of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. [Terminatorsite]

]]>
Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:00:34 PST charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=338945&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jumper Rips Space, Makes Blah Speeches ]]> The new trailer for February's Jumper reveals more about the teleporting-mutants-vs-secret-society movie. We'll get to see how Hayden Christensen's character discovers his teleporting ability as a teenager, and how it's isolated him from everybody, including his cute girlfriend (Rachel Bilson). It also shows why Jumper could rise above the usual cute-young-person-with-superpowers tropes.



First of all, Jumper will be visually amazing. The "scar" that teleportation leaves behind is a brilliant effect. And the battle scenes between Christensen and Samuel L. Jackson's teleporter-hating Paladin make awesome use of both the teleportation and the Paladins' grapple-hook/taser weapon.

Secondly, the dialog in the trailer is pretty blah, despite a script by David Goyer (Batman Begins). And trailers usually include the best lines from the movies they promote, so that's a bad sign.

Finally, Jumper looks set to raise all sorts of interesting questions about privilege — and then probably walk away from them. Christensen's character starts out as a nobody, but uses his power to become wealthy and shiny, and bop all over the world leaving messes for other people to clean up. So the teleportation isn't just an escapist fantasy, it's also a metaphor for social mobility in the real world. That probably comes from Steven Gould's original novel, which I haven't read yet. But it also looks pretty likely the film won't really delve into those issues much. Here's hoping I'm wrong.

]]>
Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:00:17 PST charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=331768&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Jumper Highlights Secret War Against Teleporters ]]>
Our basic human right to teleport around the world on a whim is at stake in Jumper, coming out next February. The trailer, released today, showcases the jarring "scar" special effect which rips holes in reality to let Hayden Christensen bop all over the place. And a secret war between free-thinking teleporters and the repressive anti-teleportation Paladins (led by Samuel L. Jackson) looks like the perfect way to ease into an election year. Secret conspiracies, zapper-batons and double-decker bus attacks add to the paranoid-action-movie feel.


]]>
Wed, 10 Oct 2007 20:23:35 PDT charliejane http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=309501&view=rss&microfeed=true