When our own moon became a threat to freedom, we acted. Now is the time! Preemptive Strike! Bomb Europa before our children end up speaking Jovian fish talk.
@Post-Nuked:
"What do we not want?" - "Prawns."
"When do we not want them?" - "Not in the immediate future, but depending on GDP growth and the current projected budgetary deficit over the next 400 fiscal quarters ........ Never!"
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@Jrsy Devil's AdvocateĀ®: That is such an underappreciated movie. Sure, it's not as good as 2001. Sure, it's quite literal in comparison. But that doesn't change the fact that it's a well made, tight, 1980s sci-fi thriller.
Who knows what kind of diseases, or weapon systems with which to annihilate us those damn alien fish may count. I say, just to be sure, you should nuke the site from orbit.
@Dirk Anger: should read: "...so just to be sure, you should send me and a rag tag group of oil drillers to Europa to drill 800 feet below the surface, and plant a nuke! don't worry, we'll have Steve Buscemi with us.
@Bootknife-Jackson: Drilling water may prove hard, but I have a ship made of unobtainium, which turns water into solid and then drills it by turning it into liquid. What could go wrong?
I remember seeing something about how this basically happened on Earth as well, during a kind of super ice-age. The solar wind hit the water ice on the surface, which liberated a whole lot of oxygen, which led to a massive explosion in the complexity of life on Earth once the ice melted.
Before that, life was limited to very simple organisms.
@BadUncle: i am jewish and i would think these would be kosher fish.they might even be good to make gefilte fish with.who knows what the future might bring........
@gorehound: I always learned if it wiggles sideways- kosher! If it wiggles up and down- bad! It's a better explanation if you can do the hand movements. And are six.
So there could be fish, but maybe not? Let's send some salmon there and populate those seas, just in case. By the time we manage to build a colony there, we should have plenty of fish to create some rather delicious cedar plank filets for the people to enjoy...
There will be McDonalds for those that do not like salmon filets.
@Chuck: Very true, but Billy never hung out with the Chemical Brothers. I suppose there should be some kind of talking fish panel to determine which fish would be beneficial to have voice, or at least consistently entertaining.
"So how does the oxygen get into the water? It's created when charged particles from Jupiter's magnetic field hit the ice."
Annalee, please allow me to suggest a correction. A magnetic field (Jupiter's or otherwise) is not made of charged particles.
What's going on is that charged particles in the solar wind get trapped by the magnetic field lines. Remember what I said in the LHC article, that charged particles travel in spirals when in the presence of a magnetic field? It's the same thing at work here.
Charged particles in the solar wind pass through Jupiter's magnetic field (which is rather intense) and get trapped, circulating around the field lines while they (the particles) travel along the field lines (thing of a barber pole).
Since Jupiter's magnetic field extends as far as Europa and beyond (it's large enough to encompass *all* of Jupiter's moons), these trapped charged particles end up colliding with the ice sheets.
These collisions are fairly energetic and break the molecular bond between hydrogen and oxygen that exists in water. Hydrogen is much too light to be trapped by Europa's gravitational field and escapes to space (same reason why Earth's atmosphere is not rich in hydrogen), but oxygen is heavy enough to stick around. It's also very chemically reactive.
As a result of its abundance and due to the tidal stresses that you pointed out, these free oxygen atoms percolate through the ice sheets down into the water below.
Incidentally, the "charged particles get trapped by magnetic field lines and move along them in spirals" thing is the reason for Earth's aurora borealis.
As the charged particles travel along the Earth's magnetic field lines, they get more concentrated in the poles (because the field lines are converging there).
Such high density of charged particles at relatively low altitudes makes for frequent collisions with the atoms in the atmosphere, producing light of various frequencies (colors), hence the auroras.
@Roklimber: Here's a youtube animation of charged particles moving in a magnetic field.
In this animation, the particle moves in a *circle* around the field lines (technically, a helix), rather than in a *spiral*, because the particle's energy is constant.
In real-life situations, the particles continually lose energy due to collisions with the environment and also because they emanate electromagnetic radiation so, as a result, the radii of their helical trajectories decrease, producing helical spirals.
@Roklimber: I read it as similar to phrases like "when fish from the sea" or "when birds from the trees." Birds don't form trees, but it still makes sense because that's what they were hanging out on.
Sorry about the headaches, but thanks for the compliment. Though I don't do it full-time anymore, I love teaching physics and trying to contribute to other people's understanding of it.
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Ice fishing on Europa? I know who I'd pick for my crew. Too bad two out of three are dead- I'll still go with the third.
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Sounds like the Monster Fish show needs to pack up now and prepare for a series of shows from Europa. More fun then a Mekong Catfish!!
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@Post-Nuked:
"What do we not want?" - "Prawns."
"When do we not want them?" - "Not in the immediate future, but depending on GDP growth and the current projected budgetary deficit over the next 400 fiscal quarters ........ Never!"
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Earth for mammals!
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"ALL THESE WORLDS
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USE THEM IN PEACE"
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Who knows what kind of diseases, or weapon systems with which to annihilate us those damn alien fish may count. I say, just to be sure, you should nuke the site from orbit.
Yours truly
Michael Bay.
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xoxo
-Michael Bay
PS: but no Ben Affleck. i swear!
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No Liv 'Fishlips' Tyler, No Mission!
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Before that, life was limited to very simple organisms.
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your belf is not pleased
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Forget any kind of Mars Rover type deal.
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There will be McDonalds for those that do not like salmon filets.
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Annalee, please allow me to suggest a correction. A magnetic field (Jupiter's or otherwise) is not made of charged particles.
What's going on is that charged particles in the solar wind get trapped by the magnetic field lines. Remember what I said in the LHC article, that charged particles travel in spirals when in the presence of a magnetic field? It's the same thing at work here.
Charged particles in the solar wind pass through Jupiter's magnetic field (which is rather intense) and get trapped, circulating around the field lines while they (the particles) travel along the field lines (thing of a barber pole).
Since Jupiter's magnetic field extends as far as Europa and beyond (it's large enough to encompass *all* of Jupiter's moons), these trapped charged particles end up colliding with the ice sheets.
These collisions are fairly energetic and break the molecular bond between hydrogen and oxygen that exists in water. Hydrogen is much too light to be trapped by Europa's gravitational field and escapes to space (same reason why Earth's atmosphere is not rich in hydrogen), but oxygen is heavy enough to stick around. It's also very chemically reactive.
As a result of its abundance and due to the tidal stresses that you pointed out, these free oxygen atoms percolate through the ice sheets down into the water below.
Incidentally, the "charged particles get trapped by magnetic field lines and move along them in spirals" thing is the reason for Earth's aurora borealis.
As the charged particles travel along the Earth's magnetic field lines, they get more concentrated in the poles (because the field lines are converging there).
Such high density of charged particles at relatively low altitudes makes for frequent collisions with the atoms in the atmosphere, producing light of various frequencies (colors), hence the auroras.
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In this animation, the particle moves in a *circle* around the field lines (technically, a helix), rather than in a *spiral*, because the particle's energy is constant.
In real-life situations, the particles continually lose energy due to collisions with the environment and also because they emanate electromagnetic radiation so, as a result, the radii of their helical trajectories decrease, producing helical spirals.
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On second reading, I agree. You're absolutely right. My apologies to Annalee.
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(weird... I just posted this exact comment but it disappeared, so I'm posting again)
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P.S. I really dig you posts. I'm a science geek at heart I just don't have the Ph.d 's to prove it.
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Sorry about the headaches, but thanks for the compliment. Though I don't do it full-time anymore, I love teaching physics and trying to contribute to other people's understanding of it.
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Heh... ok, as long as you don't make me liable for them. :)
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