For French electronic act Justice's track "New Lands," the director collective Canada combined Rollerball with more or less every other damn competitive sport ever conceived, save caber tossing. This possibly the closest we'll ever get to a Calvinball movie. A knockout music video, and hot dog! The song's not bad either.

Then the show would likely resemble this fantastically weird concept animation of Kevin Bapp, who made this introduction/tribute with Adult Swim in mind. Estelle Getty as the Boy Wonder? Of course! Hat tip to Kaila.

Looks like Batman still hasn't cleared his name after he decided to take the fall for Harvey Dent's crimes. The L.A. cops arrested him for standing on Hollywood Blvd. and posing with tourists, and he's still in jail.