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Metron4
01/08/09

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Whiplash? You mean the dude with the ponytail now known as Blacklash? Come on.

A better choice for villain would be Chemistro! He could turn Iron Man into Peanut Brittle Man.
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Nutchromeo
01/08/09

@Metron4: I think to pull off Chemistro they'd need to bring in Luke Cage and/or Iron Fist too...Although too many chefs ruin the meal, as they say.
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Hotscot
01/08/09

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I hate/detest having multiple villains in a movie. Especially if they're unconnected. Some movie makers feel they have to throw everything in at the expense of character development and then it just becomes a mindless slugfest. (NB Batman Returns/Forever/and Robin also SpiderMan 3)

Give me one good solid villain or at the very least a team of villains who are already thematically connected.
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Jonn
01/09/09

@Hotscot: Returns simply had the Penguin and Max Scheck(?) providing backup. Catwoman was never really a villian. And producer Avi Arad insisted on Venom for SM3, which led to the writers running out of time to finish the scripts. If he hadn't, we would've had Sandman and New Goblin and a romantic subplot and that's it.

We do not speak of the Schumaker films.
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tetracycloide
01/08/09

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so what's with the watermark io9?
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Ed Grabianowski
01/08/09

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I like the idea of a Russian storyline, with Black Widow (maybe), Crimson Dynamo, and maybe a little Titanium Man action?

I also like the idea of a Justin Hammer plot. His whole schtick is that he hires all kinds of low-lifes and gives them crazy superpowered technology so they can sabotage his business rivals, so you could have a wide range of villains showing up to attack Stark (even Whiplash).

What I don't like is the idea of both of those plots shoehorned into the same movie.
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Smeagol92055
01/08/09

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...and was never mentioned in the original film. Sorry, call me a nitpick, but with all the buildup for Mandarin in the first film, why is it that they're calling out the other baddies?

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for Mickey Rourke in power armor and San Rockwell in, well hell, anything, but I think some attention should be paid to the villain they spent the whole first film building up.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: I'm not quite up to date on the canonical storyline, but I'm guessing that SHIELD should be coming into play any day now? I don't recall seeing any mention of the good guys' side as of yet; considering that Samuel L Jackson was kinda busy playing an octopus I guess they wouldn't announce his Fury role.
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Smeagol92055
01/08/09

@crashedpc: SHIELD was heavily featured in Iron Man; there was a whole secondary plot about them trying to sit Tony down for an interview, which in my opinion was one of the only really weak points of the whole film. Somehow, SHIELD came off as a bunch of incompetent boobs who couldn't find their own asses with both hands and a flashlight held by a proctologist.
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RAHfanboy
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: Perhaps some of this current news is misdirection? Or we'll have multiple baddies?
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MarthaEscatruck
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: Nitpick! The mention of the Ten Rings group & showing one guy w/ a ring doesn't really count as plot "buildup", it's an easter egg at best. The Mandarin wasn't even mentioned, so how did they spend the whole movie building him up? I imagine they will give a ring to the main bad guy in the next film in the same manner. Favreau has said that the Mandarin, in any incarnation, wouldn't appear until the third film.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: Yeah... "Uh... can I get an appointment? No? ok..." *shuffles feet*
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Smeagol92055
01/08/09

@MarthaEscatruck: Ah, yes, because every film also needs a trilogy, amirite?

Blehh. I'm sorry, Iron Man was fantastic, yes, but why the hell does everything have to be a trilogy these days? What real character development can we hope to see? What, the second film will have Tony become an alcoholic, and the third will have him get clean? No thanks.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: Save us a few years in wait time and just have him start off an alcoholic, and we can watch 2 hours worth of AA meetings, with Stark in full on Iron Man regalia sitting in the back row.
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Smeagol92055
01/08/09

@crashedpc: "Hi, I'm Iron Man, and I'm an alcoholic."

"Hi, Iron Man!"

"So, Iron Man, tell us how long you've had this problem?"

"FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM YOU'RE NOT MY DADEEEEEEEE!!!!"

*Blasts hole in ceiling and incinerates entire AA crowd on his way out with his repulser jets*
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: *leaves tangled ribbons of smoke contrails behind him as he drunkenly weaves between seagulls*

"WHERE'S MY BOURBON?" *opens mask to guzzle from bottle of Beam*

"DAMN THAT'S GOOD" *drops bottle and kills a puppy*
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Smeagol92055
01/08/09

@crashedpc: Crashedpc, ladies and gentlemen.

We'll be here all night! Try the veal!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@Smeagol92055: *passed out in the corner*
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GreyHammer
01/08/09

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so they are changing the crimson dynamo from a soviet rival to a bussiness one? ehhhh could work especially since cold war sentiments are relaxed now.... even though i still think putin is a fucking maniac and deserves more world reconition for how dangerous he is.
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GreyHammer
01/08/09

@GreyHammer: ok i just reread that NEVERMINDDDDDDDDD. i need more coffees.
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@GreyHammer: Damn right you do. I didn't see a single capital letter in the original post.
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RAHfanboy
01/08/09

@GreyHammer: You may need coffees, but I don't think you were wrong.
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GreyHammer
01/08/09

@crashedpc: capital letters are for elitist jerks! with thier proper spelling and punctuation. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSES!
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crashedpc - Haifisch
01/08/09

@GreyHammer: Dude I think I just burst a forehead vein.
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