Absolutely Anything's Biggest Crime Is Going Absolutely Nowhere

Sci-fi comedies rarely have a weight of expectation like Absolutely Anything does. A script 20 years in the making. The first movie from Monty Python’s Terry Jones in decades. A cast made up of British comedy icons. A premise that allows.... well, absolutely anything. And it fails to do anything significant (or funny)… »8/20/15 12:00pm8/20/15 12:00pm


Total Recall is not a fantasy you want implanted in your brain

Total Recall is like Bourne Identity met Blade Runner, then had an ugly tabloid breakup followed by a nervous breakdown and a tell-all book. This remake of the 1990 cult classic Total Recall has all the ingredients of greatness, but squanders them. The result is an opulent film, packed with shiny details, that never… »8/03/12 12:31pm8/03/12 12:31pm

New Total Recall clip shows the robotic police force in action

Kate Beckinsale gets super snarky, leading a team of robots to destroy Colin Farrell and his possible ex-girlfriend Jessica Biel. We like the action in this latest Total Recall clip — but we also love the robots, something we thought was possibly secondary to the movie. The more we see of these shiny bots, the more… »7/17/12 7:44pm7/17/12 7:44pm

Underworld: Awakening is the bloodiest of Kate Beckinsale's S&M fantasies

Death-dealing vampire Selene and her tight, tight pants are back, in what is surely the most violent addition to the Underworld franchise. With original series director Len Wiseman stepping out of the director's chair, will this supernatural "underworld" finally get a color pallette beyond the ubiquitous teal? Of… »1/20/12 12:34pm1/20/12 12:34pm

5 new clips from Underworld: Awakening show off the giant blue-tinted Mega Lycan

It's the franchise that just won't die, Underworld! Once again we journey to the land of sky-blue eyes, pleather pants, and unlimited ammunition supplies. Underworld: Awakening takes place in a future where Selene has been frozen because it looks cool. Then there's a little girl and a super werewolf! Hey, it's … »1/09/12 10:25am1/09/12 10:25am