In Wizard School, the Chosen One is a middle-aged douchebag

If young adult novels teach us anything, it's that the fated hero who battles back evil will be a child with a pure heart. Given that those meddling kids are always thwarting their plans for world domination, wouldn't it be easier if those would-be world conquerors loaded the dice of fate and ensured that someone less… » 1/21/12 8:00am 1/21/12 8:00am