KITT learns about the magic of music in the dumbest Knight Rider ever

Given David Hasslehoff’s bizarre European musical career, you might think that a Knight Rider episode centered around a very special concert would feature Hasslehoff singing and that it would be completely terrible. As it turns out, you’d be half right — “Knight Song” (sigh) is completely terrible, but at least… » 5/03/13 8:05am 5/03/13 8:05am

Knight Rider Smashes Our Childhood Memories Without Turbo Boost

NBC aired its Knight Rider TV movie last night. It was a two-hour long Ford commercial disguised as entertainment, padded with lesbians, threesomes, bad acting, questionable technology, and meta-commercials. Whether it was nostalgia beckoning viewers to watch, or leftover Transformers lust, this TV "event" about an… » 2/18/08 8:50am 2/18/08 8:50am

Val Kilmer's KITT Has Mastered Growling And Deadpanning

Things we learned from these newly released Knight Rider clips: The car really does look cool, with high-tech displays that don't do much except look pretty. Mike Knight (nee Tracer) can flail around in a car on autopilot, yet still wear one of those douchebag bluetooth headsets. You can see some of the new KITT's… » 2/13/08 10:20am 2/13/08 10:20am

Give Knight Rider A Test Drive With Our New Clip

Good morning and welcome to our obsessive roundup of everything spoilery in science fiction. There's a new promo clip for Knight Rider that shows way more of the show's action. And we ask an important question about Ricky Gervais' new movie. Also, there are some new tidbits about Smallville, and a look at the guy from » 2/07/08 6:00am 2/07/08 6:00am