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    Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels

    Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon

    Father Teaches his Son Klingon as a First Language

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    Image of TotalFanGirl TotalFanGirl
    11/30/09

    In reply to Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels
    Okay, maybe I just didn't eat enough at Thanksgiving, but has anyone checked out the cookies at GeekyCookies.com? They are so darn cool! They've got PacMan and Ghosts, Mario Mushrooms and Codex's Staff...I want some!!!
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/30/09

    In reply to Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels
    I hope some one puts a recording on youtube.
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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/30/09

    In reply to Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels
    Akron is dilithium rich? Ohio?
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/30/09

    In reply to Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels
    "May you die in battle with honor. May you die in battle with honor, everyone" cried Tiny Kla'pac as he waved his Bal'leth over his head.

    Somewhere the whole theme of helping others in A Christmas Carol might be lost in a Klingon Translation.
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/30/09

    @ManchuCandidate: I now have to see that show. I hope they offer roasted turkey legs for everyone in the audience to much on and wave over their heads during the performance.
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    Image of Bigdamnhero Bigdamnhero
    11/30/09

    @ManchuCandidate: You deserve a second star for that.

    If I had the means, I would fly all the way from Los Angeles just to see this.
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/30/09

    @RoboBagins: Turkey legs and ale. No warrior would drink water. Prune juice for the under-aged.
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/30/09

    @ManchuCandidate: "You may be an undigested bit of targ, a blot of grapok sauce, a crumb of krada, a fragment of underdone gladst. There's more of bloodwine than of blood about you, whatever you are!"

    Some of the original would follow. A Klingon that values money too much would definitely need a good kick in the pants.
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    11/30/09

    In reply to Celebrate The Holidays With Starfleet Cookies, A Klingon Christmas, And Abrams-Inspired Trek Novels
    Eat the red shirt first.
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    Since the Na'vi have tails, I would think that the tails would possibly be integrated in to the language. Sort of a body language thing. Animals with tails often use them to communicate. But perhaps I am making things far to complicated.

    "Why did she slap me? I said she had nice eyes"
    "You said she had winged thighs. Nice eyes has a tail swish from left to right, not a twirl"
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    Image of Demonbird Demonbird
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    I think they should stop saying this is going to be the enxt big thing, and wait to see if it actually happens before celebrating. Honestly, it doesn't look groundbreaking.
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    this language will come in handy if i need any smurf berries.
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    Image of dry-roasted-peanuts dry-roasted-peanuts
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    "It may be too early to start translating Hamlet into the language of Pandora's blue aliens, but it's fascinating to read about Frommer's process and the detail that went into creating Na'vi."

    Wasn't Hamlet originally done in Klingon?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    11/23/09

    @dry-roasted-peanuts: Yep. And, also? Sherlock Holmes was a descendant of Spock's. :-)
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/23/09

    @Aaron Altman: Lies. LIES.....Data was Sherlock Holmes.
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    Image of firstanointed firstanointed
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    Hey, to all 12 people who are going to run out and learn Na'vi, more power to you. I just figured out what p'tach means, so I'm happy.
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    Image of SuperTuna SuperTuna
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    Look, here's an idea. Work on America speaking better English first. I'm not talking about the immigrants either. I'm talking about born in the States, English is my native language, I'll sue first and ask later, I'd rather complain then do anything about it Americans.

    When foreigners butcher our language, it can come out as cute (keyword is CAN).

    When the "natives" do it, another meme on the internet gets famous.
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    Image of FrankenPC FrankenPC
    11/23/09

    @SuperTuna: My BFF Carlos is from Costa Rica. His grammar and mastery of English in general rival most native born US citizens.

    That's sad on so many levels.
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    Image of korybing korybing
    11/23/09

    @SuperTuna: And don't get me started on written English. And not just the horrible English I see on the internet, I've seen college students turn in English papers written in internet shorthand thinking that it was a perfectly acceptable way to write the language.

    It's only a matter of time before "ur" becomes the accepted spelling of "your". That will be the day I move to the moon.
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    Image of MonkeyT MonkeyT
    11/23/09

    @SuperTuna: Usually, with fictional languages, they make sense. That is appealing. Their structure, their rules, their grammar - everything is made up at one time by a handful (or less) people who have a clearly stated goal of creating a language that makes sense. English is the most bastardized, contradictory mishmash of linguistic rules anyone could have possibly assemble over a half-dozen centuries. That's why it works as well as it does, and why it's incredibly hard to teach - it always has been and remains a moving target. Considering how much English has stolen from other languages, I get really tickled at people who want others to treat English as an immobile, stagnate set of linguistic rules. In a few hundred rules, they'll still be calling it English, and we'll barely recognize it.
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    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    11/23/09

    @korybing: Languages evolve. This is a constant factor. Do you think people sounded like we do 100 years ago. Hell, 20 years ago people sounded nothing like we do. Language evolves over time. That's totally radical to the max!
    But, yeah, people who type "ur" instead of "your" or "you're" are fucking retarded. Just look at it as something you can bitch to your grand kids about in the future.

    #socalmeetup
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    korybing promoted this comment Edited by Rtrain at 11/23/09 9:40 AM Rtrain was starred Rtrain was unstarred
    Image of korybing korybing
    11/23/09

    @Rtrain: I don't normally have a problem with the idea of languages evolving, but seeing people type 'lol g2g l8r!' and think it is a completely acceptable form of the language and not just shorthand boggles my mind.

    Although I guess I'm not the one to dictate how the language should evolve. I'm sure people like me hated contractions when they first started showing up in the language. It just looks stupid as hell to see someone ask a serious question but write it as "can ne1 help me i need ur help" or "Ur needed ova their! ^_^;;!"
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    Edited by korybing at 11/23/09 10:25 AM korybing was starred korybing was unstarred
    Image of smacgry543 smacgry543
    11/23/09

    @SuperTuna:Missing comma after "immigrants"; missing word before "born" (probably "people"); commas after "States," "language," and "later" should be semicolons; "then" should be spelled "than"; comma or missing word needed before "Americans"; "Internet" is usually capitalized.
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    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    11/23/09

    @korybing: It's a weird place to be in. Knowing the logical progression of a thing but still holding onto some idealized precept you still have. I know that language will change, but when it does all the rules i know will be thrown out. I guess it's just a fear response.
    Are there any good scifi books that deal with language? I always hate it when someone goes into the future and everyone speaks English the same way they did in the past. Likewise when Germans speak perfect English with German accents in WW2 movies.
    #socalmeetup
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    11/23/09

    @smacgry543: Thank you. It was crazy ironic he was bashing bad grammar and using terrible punctuation.
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    Image of WestMantooth WestMantooth
    11/23/09

    @SuperTuna: Check your punctuation.
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    Image of SuperTuna SuperTuna
    11/23/09

    @WestMantooth: @smacgry543:

    . I'm talking about "born in the States, English is my native language, I'll sue first and ask later, I'd rather complain than do anything about it" Americans.

    Sorry - quotes should have been added for clarity. Pretty sure that listings of adjectives should have commas, but it doesn't really matter to me since English isn't my first language and we're on the Internet ;)

    Thanks <3
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/23/09

    @Rtrain: That video is awesome.
    As for language, Anne McCaffery dealt with language shift in her pern books briefly, Stargate the movie had a bit in the movie where Daniel couldn't communicate with the Egyptians, and CJ Cherryh has a series in which humans end up on a planet with a species with a language based on math. (That is a awkward sentence). Other then that I can't think of any that deal with the linguistic shift of our language, which is a constant argument in my household. Both parents can't handle linguistic shifts. To finish it off insert preferred joke about Germans speaking English .
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    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    11/23/09

    @LittleDragon: No ending statement? Perhaps anight in the cooooler will clear things up!

    #calendar
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    Image of Gen. Appithy Gen. Appithy
    11/23/09

    @korybing: most of the language on the net, or at the very least a great majority, is in formal and colloquial in nature and the writing reflects that. while i would never use gonna or pro'bly in a formal paper i see no issue using it on the net. what we than have is an issue of dgrees and ppl deciding how far is too far for other people.
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    11/24/09

    @Rtrain: Where's my ball and glove.
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    Image of Rtrain Rtrain
    11/24/09

    @LittleDragon: I know nussing. Nussing!

    #socalmeetup
    #lameetup
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    What if, one day, we find an alien race(s) that speaks all the made up languages humans have created? It would be just as mind blowing to find one that speaks English though....
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    Image of evildead1971 evildead1971
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    after hearing zoe speak a bit of it, i'm all for it
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    Image of hamshank hamshank
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    what's Na'vi for "scary bald man"?
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    Image of queensowntalia queensowntalia
    11/23/09

    @hamshank: Cheinee. Pronounced Chey-Knee.
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    Image of mekki mekki
    11/23/09

    @queensowntalia: Okay, I laughed. Clever.
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    11/23/09

    In reply to Avatar Linguist Wants Na'vi Language to be the Next Klingon
    Now that I think about, will Navi been the new Codetalker language to replace Navaho?

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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