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    Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
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    05/05/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    So I guess she swallows then....
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    05/05/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    She takes very good head.
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    05/05/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    Yeah, if you take the time out of decapitating the brain-hungry masses to expose your penis to a strange and deeply creepy woman on a zombie-infested island, you pretty much deserve to get devoured by the living dead.


    Is there a "Fictitious Characters in Godawful Zombie Movies" category of the Darwin Awards?

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    05/05/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    Ah, one of the few Laura Gemser that no one tried to pass off as one of her "Black Emanuelle" movies, even though it is actually directed by Joe D'Amato, who directed all of the most, ahem, memorable of the "Black Emanuelle" sequels.


    And, for the record, it's just one M in this Emanuelle. Emmanuelle with two M's is the official series, based on the novel and starring, originally, Sylvia Kristal and later Monique Gabriel, among others. It was the official series that eventually gave birth (believe it or not) to the Roger Corman-produced cable-TV series, "Emmanuelle in Space," starring Krista Allen, in which Emmanuelle must instruct a bunch of clueless aliens in the ways of love. And by love I mean bumping and grinding, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.


    So, yes, I guess that makes "Emmanuelle" science fiction, if you consider all of the official films and TV episodes to be in the same continuity. Who knew?

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    05/05/09

    @Franklin Harris: "few Laura Gemser films," that should say.
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    05/05/09

    @Franklin Harris: Yes! I love how Emmanuelle has encompassed every genre. My personal favorite is Emmanuelle Versus Dracula. PURE WIN.
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    05/04/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    I wish I got to dub movies..I would do it for free...
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    05/04/09

    @goldfarb: No one's stopping you.
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    05/04/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    This is why men are scared of women. Zombie women, anyway.
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    05/04/09

    @Kpibca is hard to pronounce: I can think of many reasons to be scared of zombie women.
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    05/04/09

    @Kpibca is hard to pronounce: Plus it's like a basic survival test.
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    Image of Richard Spock Richard Spock
    05/04/09

    In reply to Somehow Emmanuelle Never Learned The Right Way To Perform Oral Sex [NSFW]
    1. rmv tht btch's lwr jw wth hcksw

    2. thrt-fck hr wth my bldy stb

    3. jzz!
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    Image of Charlie Jane Anders Charlie Jane Anders
    05/04/09

    @Richard Spock: I know I shouldn't talk, but that really disturbed me.
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    Image of limber limber
    05/04/09

    @Richard Spock: Wow. Please identify yourself when in public, because that is messed up.
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    05/04/09

    @Richard Spock: Unlike many disemvoweled comments, I found it easy to read that one without much effort. Now I wish I hadn't.
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    05/05/09

    @J. Heretic: Jeez, I'm a little bothered that this very-readable disemvowelment is on the front page by being the most-responded-to. Not that I'm helping by responding again...
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