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09/28/09
- What do you mean sews them together
'Like ass to face kinda deal, it'll be so cool!' - ...
So, these actors will spend part of the movie....let me get this straight, with there faces stuck to someones ass? -
'Yea! awesome isn't it?'
- We'll be leaving now -
I can only imagine how desperate you are for an acting job to participate in this movie.
09/28/09
It is inevitable that at some point in time someone would make the arseface centipede film. You just happen to be living in that time.
But on the plus side, you can look back in years to come and say "I was there".
09/28/09
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09/28/09
(Apologies to fellow Clerks 2 fans. XD )
09/27/09
Surveillance was soul crushingly predictable.
09/27/09
And I'm a jerk, but even I find your first sentence disgusting. You might want to rethink your mind if you're actually writing things that I find distasteful.
09/28/09
09/28/09
And really? You're upset at that? Welcome to the Internet, there is much much worse here.
09/27/09
09/27/09
Lair of the White Worm.
Thank you,
E.
09/27/09
The problem is now it's in my head, mutating and sprouting limbs and tentacles out of places where limbs and tentacles aren't meant to be, and I now I can't get it out.
09/27/09
09/27/09
Is the implication here that the segments eat the shit of the person ahead of them? Again, it wouldn't. Work. The people at the back would starve as there would be no nutritional value left for them.
I can't beleive I'm even engaging in this line of reasoning. I really don't want to see this movie. Forget I even brought it up.
09/27/09
Ha! I was busy wondering the exact same thing. How's this supposed to work? The others can't survive on fecal material for very long.
09/27/09
09/27/09
I made the mistake of reading Terry Goodkind's latest snoozetome and it was the exact same thing. The major premise is so fundamentally, unbelivably stupid that the book sort of became an inert glob of bore in my hands.
09/27/09
I am baffled by this.. is it perhaps some sort of artistic study of the grotesque? A piece of contempoary performance micro-theatre? WHAT??
I don't know why but I keep thinking of that guy at the end of Requim For A Dream yelling "Ass to ass" ...
legacy looked beautiful, as jonkajtys stuff always does..
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09/27/09
EMO!