Is this the greatest pulp novel title in human history?

I've never read this tour de force (so I can't recommend it), but it can be yours for a scant $500. For more gonzo lesbian pulp erotica, check out the terrifically entertaining galleries over at Strange Sisters. [Spotted on Ptak] » 1/17/11 2:37pm 1/17/11 2:37pm

Megan Fox becomes two narcissistically lesbian androids

Megan Fox may not be in Transformers 3, but she's still managing to surprise us. For Interview Magazine's cover shoot, she got made up in a very android fashion, with an identical-looking (and naked) mannequin. Which she dominates, sort of. » 6/14/10 9:30am 6/14/10 9:30am

Workplace Sex and Butt Xeroxing Are No-Nos On "Heroes"

Last night's episode of Heroes, called "Acceptance," served up a veritable smorgasbord of after-school special life lessons. Chief among them: Don't hump your boss; don't xerox your butt at work; and brainwashing never works. Spoilers ahead! » 10/06/09 6:55pm 10/06/09 6:55pm

Max Payne Learns About Lesbians, Drugs, and Big Scary Birds

The "unrated" director's cut of Max Payne hit DVD last week, filled with life lessons about how supersoldier drugs will turn you into a lesbian. Still trying to figure out the downside. » 2/03/09 5:30pm 2/03/09 5:30pm

The Lesbian Matronage of Mars

There's a lot to recommend John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars » 9/17/08 5:30pm 9/17/08 5:30pm, a tale of freaky-ass Martian ghosts who possess the bodies of human colonizers and turn them into cannibalistic Burning Man rejects. It's got Ice Cube and Natasha Henstridge as ninjas fighting the ghosts. But best of all, for no apparent reason, Martian…