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    Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu

    Cthulhu was from the other place, the dark place. It was the demon that demons feared, a god before gods were. A pulpy, tentacled grotesque, it devoured worlds and realities with a malignant hunger. Cthulhu was beyond scale and measures, willing to take any shape, inhabit any flesh vessel to feed. When it found such an opening, a tiny fissure between realities, it surged through with terrible, maddening speed.

    And then promptly fell over.

    Cthulhu was confused by this new reality. The world was blinding white, and quite cold. The creature it inhabited was barely capable of balanced locomotion, and with sad, useless wings even more rudimentary that its own once were. As Cthulhu struggled to right itself, it saw thousands of similar creatures approach. When the first one arrived, it peered at Cthulhu quizically, then dropped a fish at Cthulu's feet. And then another of the creatures waddled up, and dropped a fish as well. And then another.

    Cthulhu realized, to its horror, that these creatures felt not fear, not dread, but pity. It bellowed with an ageless rage, and thrashed about in mortified disbelief, until it fell over once again. wheezing into the cold ground, Cthulhu peered up at this world's protectors, with futility and resignation, and accepted its fate for now.

    And the fish were quite good. #lilcthulhu
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    11/01/09

    @PostMarque: i am not taking credit for this. i have no idea who first did this. but i wanted to share with you all.

    Cheers! #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    My favorite part is from the screencapture. The islanders are so happy to see their friend get devoured! He doesn't seem so keen on it though. :P #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Mr. Damage Mr. Damage
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    Hello Chthulu!

    Sadly not updated in awhile.
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    KhaiJB promoted this comment Edited by Mr. Damage at 11/01/09 6:01 PM Mr. Damage was starred Mr. Damage was unstarred
    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    11/01/09

    @Mr. Damage: or there's [www.macguff.fr]

    the UNSPEAKABLE VAULT (Of Doom) #lilcthulhu
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    Image of allium allium
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    I just noticed that when the byakhee takes Lil' Cthulhu home, the stars in the background are redshifted/blueshifted properly depending on if they're coming or going. The geek is strong in this one. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of taiki24 taiki24
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    Awww, how adorable! I just want to give him my soul! #lilcthulhu
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    The indoctrination process needs to start as early as possible, and as harmlessly as possible. Then one can ramp it up to pre-teen Cthulhu, and then once the kids are ready for it, teen Cthulhu and The Talk About Interdimensional Sex. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of allium allium
    11/01/09

    @crashedpc - unrein: That last one might be more Yog-Sothoth's thing. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of tamoko tamoko
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu

    I gave this to my girl friend... she loves it, especially the little people Cthulhu can pick apart. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of quecojones01 quecojones01
    11/01/09

    @tamoko: where can I get one of those? #lilcthulhu
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/01/09

    @quecojones01: Chibithulhu WANT #lilcthulhu
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    Image of tamoko tamoko
    11/02/09

    @quecojones01: I got it at our local comic/game store, but it's available online... #lilcthulhu
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    hahhahahaha.
    at least this is original.and pretty funny too #lilcthulhu
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    Image of AshThePirate AshThePirate
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    That was the cutest Cthulhu ever. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Anekanta - former space marine Anekanta - former space marine
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    Is it just me or does this remind anyone of the Robot Chicken sketch with Li'l Hitler? #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Paladinltd Paladinltd
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    ah man, they used the derleth elder sign #lilcthulhu
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/01/09

    @Paladinltd: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag #lilcthulhu
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    Image of ThisDudeRufus ThisDudeRufus
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    I still prefer this'n.

    Still, gotta love the Miskatonic flag on the wall in his room. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of taiki24 taiki24
    11/01/09

    @ThisDudeRufus: Best. Song. Ever. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Bigdamnhero Bigdamnhero
    11/01/09

    @taiki24: I think I lost it at "...praise your darkneeeeeessss". Hah! #lilcthulhu
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    Image of PostMarque PostMarque
    11/01/09

    @ThisDudeRufus: i just started reading The Call of Cthulu... this makes me want to read it more now... i love this #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    Oh yeah, my grandson will love this! #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Inphoarius Inphoarius
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    I know there are Cthulhu plushies already, but one definitely needs to be made which is as cute as this. It also needs a mouth hole so I can feed it kittens. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of lightninglouie lightninglouie
    11/02/09

    @Inphoarius: Kittens give Cthulhu gas. #lilcthulhu
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    Image of Golem100 Golem100
    11/01/09

    In reply to Introduce Your Child to Lovecraft's Horrors with Lil Cthulhu
    So, a byakhee is really just an ass-blaster? #lilcthulhu
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