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    Really? Watchmen Condoms?

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    Image of Andrew Freedman Andrew Freedman
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    Dr. Manhattan and a condom? I feel a Hancock deleted scene joke coming on...
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    Image of alphanumeric1971 alphanumeric1971
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    but will it protect against PEKING DUCK RAGE!!!???
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    @alphanumeric1971: Only SHARK EYES could possibly withstand PEKING DUCK RAGE!!
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    Image of Blazeldude Blazeldude
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    It's not real, some guy just found a manhattan blue condom and decided to fuck with the internet.


    THAT MAN WAS ME!

    (I wish.)

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    Blazeldude was starred Blazeldude was unstarred
    Image of Pickens Pickens
    02/18/09

    @Blazeldude:


    IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE USED A CONDOM TO FUCK SOMETHING

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    d'kl;d;l'dfgfd

    cv;lvcm,

    f;l

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     Reply
    Pickens was starred Pickens was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    @Pickens: I really hope that was you cat on the keyboard.
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    Grey_Area was starred Grey_Area was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    Remember when Dollar Bill got his "sidekick" caught in that revolving door? Tragic, utterly tragic.
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    Image of goldfarb goldfarb
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    wouldn't Manhattan just say:

    "You're pregnant and you're not pregnant at the same time...it's all the same to me."

    and then he'd sneak out real fast.
     Reply
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    02/18/09

    @goldfarb: That sleazy bastard, always fucking the womens and confusing them with science.
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    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    @crashedpc: "C'mon, baby, it's like licking a battery."
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    The marketing department dropped the ball on this one. They obviously should have used a Rorschach design on the condom. "When you look at this, what do you see?"
     Reply
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    Image of TrueCrime TrueCrime
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    Just another thing for our kids to put in our Rorschach lunchboxes? Awesome!
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    In reply to Really? Watchmen Condoms?
    Of course if this was a real product they would be sold in 3-packs.
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    Grey_Area was starred Grey_Area was unstarred
    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    02/18/09

    @Grey_Area: What, no psychic squid French tickler?

    THIS IS A DISASTER!!
     Reply
    Grey_Area was starred Grey_Area was unstarred
    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    02/18/09

    @Grey_Area: Too many goddamn snarky comments to even bother competing. *throws out white flag*
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    crashedpc - Haifisch was starred crashedpc - Haifisch was unstarred
    Image of Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.
    02/18/09

    @Grey_Area: Don't drag me into this. At least it's not something they can say is merch geared for kids.
     Reply
    Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was starred Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H. was unstarred
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