Penultimate Fighter: A mixed martial arts tournament where the second-place fighter wins $ 10 million and a movie contract. The best fighter must act as emcee for county fair rock shows for the rest of his life.
Nice trick, Moff. I was all set to be pissed about a Running Man remake (although the Stephen King "Bachman Book" version could still make for a decent movie). You're evil enough to host your own reality t.v. show.
@ShubNecktie: Definitely, if they actually worked from the original novel instead of just using the dust-jacket synopsis to write their script from, it would be a truly awesome movie. But if it comes out anything like the turn that Ah-nold laid, I have to ask...just how emphatically can one say "No thanks"?
I've never been Godwin'ed before. I feel like I just went through some sort of initiation ceremony where frothing trolls beat me with misplaced apostrophes.
@crashedpc: A cease and desist all commerce order; seizure of premises and chattels; ban on use of public utilities for nonlicensed waste handlers; and a federal entry and inspection order.
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I'll tell you what's hazardous! You're facing federal prosecution for at least half a dozen environmental violations!
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Perhaps as a preemptive disclaimer I should say every one excluding The Last Action Hero..
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Probably because I never saw it. Thanks for the warning.
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Hilarity ensues.
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Definitely, if they actually worked from the original novel instead of just using the dust-jacket synopsis to write their script from, it would be a truly awesome movie. But if it comes out anything like the turn that Ah-nold laid, I have to ask...just how emphatically can one say "No thanks"?
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Contestant has to remain free for 30 days to win.
He has to send in a video report every day.
People are given money for a verified sighting of him.
It might actually work...
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We really need a show where people try to come up with the most pithy remark in response to something without showing they're really trying.
Winners could recieve a gold star for their efforts.
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Brilliant post Moff.
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I really want some bbq right now.
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I've never been Godwin'ed before. I feel like I just went through some sort of initiation ceremony where frothing trolls beat me with misplaced apostrophes.
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I'll tell you what's hazardous! You're facing federal prosecution for at least half a dozen environmental violations!
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