(I guess there was that time that Joey and Chandler died in the Season 3 season finale.)

Also, kudos to putting a dead Paulo and Nikki in a sitcom theme song.

Finally, got to appreciate any show where it takes 1:30 just to get through the opening cast credits.

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to the tune of "Some Enchanted Evening"

This unnatural island

in the South Pacific

where the mighty polars

and smokey monsters roam

Where hatches explode

and mothers expire

well, try to get back there,

the moment is dire

This unnatural island

home to all the Hostiles,

Jacob, Ben and Richard,

and yes, the Dharma, too

Where numbers repeat

and Turnip-head cries,

there's no sense of logic

in light purple skies!

Who can explain what

Jacob asked of John?

What truly happened

down inside the Swan?

This unnatural island

portal to Tunisia

where the four toed statue

was some Egyptian God

You crash here just once

and crash here once more

you're searching and searching

You've been here before

Don't trust the others,

don't believe

Don't trust the others

don't believe their lies!

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