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    "The Nostalgist" Is a Posthuman Pinocchio Tragedy

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    Image of SaumyaSukari SaumyaSukari
    07/30/09

    In reply to "The Nostalgist" Is a Posthuman Pinocchio Tragedy
    Ok, I'm going to be pedantic, but good manners mean I should start with: Looks good, I think I'll go read it.

    But since one section stuck out to me, and others are picking on the use of the language...

    If we are getting picky about language, what bothered me was "The semitransparent veils were stiff with grime and they hung still and useless like furled, ruined sails"

    Furled means rolled up, but he describes the boy as layering sheets.

    It looks he thinks furled sails are idle sails (true), but doesn't realize furled's primary meaning is rolled up.

    Doesn't mean it's not a good story, and interesting - it's just a trifle over-adjectived.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    07/30/09

    @SaumyaSukari: Over- and badly-adjectived.
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    Image of jp182 jp182
    07/30/09

    In reply to "The Nostalgist" Is a Posthuman Pinocchio Tragedy
    i liked the story and the world that was created.
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    07/30/09

    In reply to "The Nostalgist" Is a Posthuman Pinocchio Tragedy
    for some reason the similie "his tendons were like taut cords" bothers me to a much greater degree than it really should. i think it is because tendons aren't like taut cords, they are literally taut cords.
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    Image of braak:  You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    07/30/09

    @tetracycloide: Yes. I confess to being equally bothered by that.
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    Image of RandomFrequentFlierDent RandomFrequentFlierDent
    07/30/09

    @tetracycloide: Yup, metaphors that aren’t really metaphors bug me too.This does make me think of other inappropriate body-related figures of speech:

    "His bones held his body erect, like an internal support system".

    Both are pretty obviously wrong.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    07/30/09

    @tetracycloide: Taught chords? Like in guitar lessons?
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    One of my favorite things ever seen at a con was a button reading "Lackey, Lackey, Lackey, get your adverbs here!"


    It's true. Give her a ban on using words that end in -ly and her books would be about 8 pages long.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    Hey, scantily clad women on the covers of books is not just for Romance novels..
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    Image of Balius Balius
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    I love the title "There Will Be Dragons". Not just a title, it's a promise about content, an important feature for those people disappointed when they finished the series started by The Hobbit without any more scaly gold-covered goodness.
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/13/09

    @Balius:

    Really? I thought it was the fantasy prequel to "There Will Be Dragons"


    I drink your healing potion!

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    Image of mikethegrate mikethegrate
    03/13/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll:


    +1

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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/13/09

    @mikethegrate:

    Would have been funnier if I'd typed "There Will Be Blood" like I'd meant to. :(
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: *beat down beat down*
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    Image of aak7268 aak7268
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    Ahhhh - the 80s, a simpler time when "Black on Black" was more than just a search filter on Redtube.
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    03/13/09

    @aak7268: So true.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    Also, is it me or does Baen's website harken to old school internet as well?
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    Image of corpore-metal corpore-metal
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc:


    Yeah, it kinda does. Probably built with an offline, client-side CMS (The source says FrontPage but I won't hold that against them.) and FTP'd manually too.


    It's rather refreshing if you ask me since it avoids the worst mistakes of those naive days. The navigation links are nicely organized, you click 'em and, sure enough, they lead exactly to what they say they will. The pages don't require JavaScript to work (A particularly strong peeve of mine with many modern sites.). There's no angry fruit salad of clip-art. The markup to content ratio is very good because they use CSS for presentation.


    Kinda retro but it's functional and does what it's designed to do.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @corpore-metal: Sadly, an angry fruit salad clip-art would have gone a long way to cheering me up right now. Nothing like a pissed off pomegranate to make your day.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    Hrmm... 80's sci-fi vs. the sequel to Man with a Golden Torc... 80's sci-fi vs. Faust Amongst Equals... uh... I'm not really sure what to pick anymore.
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    That last cover really speaks to me.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Belabras: Hey, is Annalee trying to, you know, tell us something?
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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc: I knew once you got your hands on The Book, there would be suffering among our people.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Annalee Newitz: THSI SITE IS NOT SCI-FI ADN ITS ALWAYS HATEING ON HEROS OMG I LUV PETER!!!!111!!
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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc:

    It's the END OF THE WOERLDZ!!!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: Apocalypse Troll is Apocalyptic.


    Fuckin tautological internet memes...

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    Image of Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip! Belabras: now with Kung Fu grip!
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc:

    I'm in your intarwebs, predictin' the end timez.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Belabras, Apocalypse Troll: The sad thing is, typing that little blurb up above, I actually had to pause and figure out how to misspell "hating". I just don't know how teh peopelz do it.
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    Image of taxbaby taxbaby
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    "good stuff ... including ... Mercedes Lackey"?


    Have you guys READ any Mercedes Lackey? Because, uh, I haven't.

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    Image of Annalee Newitz Annalee Newitz
    03/13/09

    @taxbaby: OK, no. But I *hear* that she writes some damn hot elf sex scenes. Yes I really have heard that, on good authority.
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Annalee Newitz: Time to hit up the "Friends of the Library" book sale again for 25 cent books...
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    Image of worrytron worrytron
    03/13/09

    @Annalee Newitz: Better than this?


    [vandonovan.livejournal.com]

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @worrytron: No elbow descriptions. Not hot enough.
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    Image of worrytron worrytron
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc: but baby your arms are like a highway....
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @worrytron: Sorry, but living in California, that description implies that her arms are clogged with fat during rush hour.
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    03/13/09

    @worrytron: "Her fingers were like elegant worms, but not the icky kind-- nice worms, burrowing through the soft loam of my rugged hair. Delicate digits festooned with sparkling rings like pale rivers wending through sun-dappled glades.


    The whorl of puckered skin above each exquisite knuckle recalled the vortex of water from the canoe's paddle when I and beloved she punted down the River KhveiC'chss during the Festival of Gwoanghk the Purple whilst we first proclaimed our undying love or whatever.


    Onward her fingers flowed on this sunny spring afternoon, so like that other sunny spring afternoon when it was the river that was flowing. On and on her dancing fingers, these elongated toes of the hand, did flow unto the promise of her fingernails.


    Ah, such gems of fingernails, softer and more jewel-like than actual gems but hard enough to raise red furrows along the fertile fields of my rugged back. The opalescent sheen of her glorious nails reminded me of the shells of the Jazix'gish prawns I and she dined upon that magic evening after the river punting but before she revealed to me the test results from her doctor."

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @Grey_Area: Don't you have more interviews to conduct instead of killing off squadrons of brain cells coming up with this poo?
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    Image of Grey_Area Grey_Area
    03/13/09

    @crashedpc: The poo must flow!
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    03/13/09

    @Grey_Area: I shall not fear poo. Poo is the nose killer. I shall let poo through me and past me until there is no poo. Only I will remain.


    And it washes it's hands this time, or it gets the Gom Jabar.

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    Image of Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L. Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.
    03/13/09

    In reply to Baen's Free Library Offers Fast Elves, Squatting Ladies
    I'm almost upset that third pic didn't offer what was promised. I see no "dragon boobie". Boobies and a dragon yes, but not together.


    I've had four hours' sleep - does it show?

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    Image of corpore-metal corpore-metal
    03/13/09

    @Discodave: Technically speaking if dragons are reptiles and reptiles are not mammals, therefore no dragon boobs.


    On the other hand dragons are magical creatures and many magical creatures (harpies, chimeras, gorgons, etc.) often fuse the features of totally different classes of vertebrates together, so maybe dragons can have mammary glands.


    This is your public service announcement from the Dead Serious But Unintentionally Funny Science Education Department.

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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    03/13/09

    @corpore-metal: BEWBS WHAT MORE NEEDS TO BE SAID?
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    Image of Qev Qev
    03/13/09

    @corpore-metal: Technically, they're not even vertebrates, what with the six limbs and all...
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    03/13/09

    @Qev: Vertebrate just means they have a spinal column. You're thinking quadruped, maybe?
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    Image of Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L. Discodave: R.O.A.C.H. M.O.T.E.L.
    03/13/09

    @corpore-metal: Damn you DSBUFSED!


    Um... so how will the V reboot work, then? 'Cos that new Diana definitely has teh bewbies.

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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    03/13/09

    @Discodave: They're really guinea pigs. She's got low blood sugar, so she always needs to have a snack handy.
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