"Dark Matter Experiment Has Detected Nothing, Researchers Say Proudly" sounds like something you'd see at the top of an Onion article. But it's not. It's from The New York Times's coverage of the Large Underground Xenon dark matter experiment (a.k.a. "LUX"). Which, unless you're familiar with null signals, reads like theā€¦ » 10/31/13 7:30am 10/31/13 7:30am