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    What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?

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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    no tv and no beer make Homer something something.... #marsmission
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    Image of delusionsofgrandeur delusionsofgrandeur
    10/23/09

    @Bootknife-Jackson: "go crazy?"

    "dont mind if I do!!!" #marsmission
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    10/24/09

    @delusionsofgrandeur: let's ALL go crazy! #marsmission
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    If I had a science background and could take a kindle loaded with at least 75 books I would do it in a heartbeat. But I like quiet and isolation, always have, so I could be a freak or something. #marsmission
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    I can just imagine it now: "Mars mission 1, can you give me a reading?"

    "Well, mission control... The party went into a level 5 dungeon and was attacked by a beholder... rolling D20 to hit now..." #marsmission
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    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    10/22/09

    @Anekanta: Because no conflicts have ever started in a game of D&D. #marsmission
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    10/22/09

    @OW-Holmes: Bringer of Fear: Oh, I wasn't precluding that possibility.

    Someone gets mad because the DM is railroading or some jerk is being a munchkin, or worse, the mission runs out of mountain dew... there are many ways for gaming to go wrong.

    But at least they could scratch that "boredom" problem off their list :) #marsmission
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    Image of Makidian Makidian
    10/22/09

    @Anekanta: I think it would evolve past the board or whatver (never played D&D) and they would use the dice to just act the whole thing out. #marsmission
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    Image of edosan edosan
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    I think you're missing the bigger point here.

    There's a place called "The Russian Institute of Biomedical Problems."

    That is a great name. "So Yuri's going in, huh? What's he got?"

    "Oh, he has some biomedical...problems." #marsmission
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    Image of Tracy Ham and Eggs Tracy Ham and Eggs
    10/22/09

    @edosan: That was my first reaction as well. They kick our ass at naming things. They have Ministers too.. #marsmission
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    Image of LittleDragon LittleDragon
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    I am going to head over and see if I qualify. The only thing that could make this more awesome is if it were a real mars mission. #marsmission
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    If I volunteer can I take my game consoles and my backlog of unfinished games? And it would be cool if I could get review copies of games that aren't out yet.

    Seriously 520 days. I could learn a new language. Get in shape. Get really lazy and put on 30 pounds and then get in shape again. Read the greek classics. Learn how to code...

    Seriously, if I could take anything as long as it couldn't connect me to the outside world I would be fine.
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    Image of disatess disatess
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    Why can we here in the U. S. or Britain to this test , in fact why the hell haven`t we done it already . #marsmission
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    Image of Shaftoe Shaftoe
    10/22/09

    @disatess: You have obviously never seen The Outer Limits #marsmission
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    10/22/09

    @Shaftoe: I`m talking for real , I know we had dome experiment way back .... and it was pretty much a failure, But I mean really to an experiment involving all harsh possible conditions on mars ,

    and use as training, but do it here . #marsmission
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    Image of Shaftoe Shaftoe
    10/23/09

    @disatess: Actually the best possible place to do it for real would be in Antartica. Develope a self sustaining pod of some sort that would allow the participants to get out for 30 days to explore around and perhaps find their habitat only to crawl back into the pod for the return trip. #marsmission
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    Image of disatess disatess
    10/27/09

    @Shaftoe: very cool idea #marsmission
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    10/27/09

    @Shaftoe: that is very cool idea #marsmission
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    Image of mipakr mipakr
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    Solutions:
    -beard growing contest
    -coloring books
    -tamagotchi/furbie
    -reality show from within #marsmission
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    Image of disatess disatess
    10/22/09

    @mipakr: who can get the cute female scientists , see if can get internet from mars . #marsmission
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    Cabin Fever!
    [www.imdb.com] #marsmission
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    Image of orbital1 orbital1
    10/22/09

    @Ruthless, If you let me: Space Madness! #marsmission
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    10/22/09

    @orbital1: It's MY chocolate ice cream bar! Ever since I was a little child, people have been trying to take it away from me. Why can't they just leave us ALONE?! #marsmission
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    Image of The Ultimate Tea Cup The Ultimate Tea Cup
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    The worst thing that could happen on a fake mars mission?

    You stick it out thinking you can leave at any time, but when you can't take it anymore and try to leave you find out that you were really sent to Mars! #marsmission
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    Image of Agent355 Agent355
    10/22/09

    @The Ultimate Tea Cup: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! #marsmission
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    Image of J_Frank_Parnell J_Frank_Parnell
    10/22/09

    @The Ultimate Tea Cup: Nicely done. #marsmission
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    Image of cadrina cadrina
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    put some good image quality cameras there and show on tv. And you can get your new cable show. And yes I think that people would still watch other people doing nothing for hours. #marsmission
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    Image of Ghost_in_the_Machine Ghost_in_the_Machine
    10/22/09

    @cadrina: Space mission as reality TV show? Seems I've heard that idea once or twice before. #marsmission
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    Image of snarklenyc snarklenyc
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    I agree with the final point from Suedfeld. A 520 exploratory mission in extreme conditions would test the bounds of teamwork and survival skills in a much more applicable way than "Real World: Fake Mission to Mars." #marsmission
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    Image of Xsuit Xsuit
    10/22/09

    Hmm, anyone else feel like the Amish would be perfect for this kind of mission? #marsmission
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    Image of Anekanta - Go Play! Anekanta - Go Play!
    10/22/09

    @Xsuit: +5! #marsmission
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    Image of ThisDudeRufus ThisDudeRufus
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    No one's ever been able to tell me; do they ever have sex on the ISS? I remember in Stranger in a Strange Land they specifically chose a bunch of married couples to keep that issue taken care of, but it didn't work. #marsmission
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    Image of ubermex ubermex
    10/22/09

    @ThisDudeRufus: I think officially it has never happened. That's all we know. Maybe it did and they kept it quiet, maybe it really hasn't happened, but we don't honestly know. #marsmission
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    Image of ManchuCandidate ManchuCandidate
    10/22/09

    @ubermex:
    No nookie in space so far. Kinda hard to do with all those biomedical sensors on you 24/7. #marsmission
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    Image of Ruthless, If you let me Ruthless, If you let me
    10/22/09

    @ManchuCandidate: Seems like the kind of thing requiring a test with all those biomedical sensors on you 24/7. You know, to see how the body reacts differently in space. #marsmission
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    Image of GreyHammer GreyHammer
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    sounds like volunteering to go to solitary in prison for almost 2 years. how much do they pay the people for this test? #marsmission
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    Image of TemporalSword TemporalSword
    10/22/09

    In reply to What's the Worst that Could Happen on a Fake Mission to Mars?
    "Get your ass to Mars." #marsmission
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    10/22/09

    @TemporalSword: ESA, gif da people ayuh! #marsmission
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