Whose Crotch Weapon is the Biggest, Hardest, and Strongest?

Crotch weapons are the stuff of life in science fiction: You simply can't have a great fight without snapping a giant gun between your legs once in a while, or using your crotch as a finishing weapon in a ninja battle. The question is, which crotch weapon is the best? Which fires the most flaming jizz, and which can… »5/09/08 5:04pm5/09/08 5:04pm