Megapiranha was real and it could bite harder than a T. rex

Yes, it sounds like the name of an awful horror knockoff (this one, to be exact), but a 22-pound beast known as Megapiranha paranensis once roamed the water 10 million years ago, and its bite was truly something to fear. » 1/01/13 7:00am 1/01/13 7:00am

Vampires Suck skewered Piranha 3-D at the box office. What does that…

What kind of world do we live in, where cheesetastic monster movie Piranha 3-D can go up against a vapid vampire spoof and lose? What does it mean that vampire slapstick made sashimi of the year's most promising monster-fish movie? » 8/23/10 6:20am 8/23/10 6:20am

Everything You Need To Know About Mega Piranhas In Four And A Half…

Last weekend, Syfy aired one of its signature original movies, Mega Piranha, whose title says it all. Want to know what the special properties of mega piranhas are? Allow us to show you in under five minutes. » 4/14/10 6:59pm 4/14/10 6:59pm

Flying Mega Piranhas Are Worse Than Terrorists

What terrible force is causing scantily-clad coeds to drown in bubbling, red waters of their own blood? That's right - it's a mega piranha, whose powers include largeness and destruction of small towns from the air. Ah, Syfy original movies. » 4/08/10 2:30pm 4/08/10 2:30pm

Knocking Up Earthlings Is No Way To Win The Respect Of Your Peers

What's new on TV this week? How about Desmond's return to the Island, creepy V pregnancies, incompetent wizards, and the Mega Piranha? We're in the salad days of Spring TV - a zillion awesome shows await you! » 4/05/10 9:00am 4/05/10 9:00am

Mega Piranhas And Crabs Urge You To Board The Last Spaceship Off Earth

The world of crappy remakes won't even stop with actual crappy movies. Asylum makes a Megapiranha movie, crabs continues ravaging France and two shorts worth your attention. » 1/31/10 4:30pm 1/31/10 4:30pm