You do know how "Greenland" got it's name, right?
Yeah.
The whole 'covered in ice' deal, relatively speaking, is pretty recent. I know you won't be around to say "oh... huh" in the thousands of years it takes for climate patterns to shift and the ice to reform again, but don't fret... it'll be back whether we are here to enjoy it or not.
As for rising sea levels, I couldn't be more excited, as this would A) turn my suburban home into beach-front property, and B) get rid of my A-hole neighbor who lives below me. It's a two-fer, courtesy of good ol' mother Earth. :-)
@Cash907Censored: Um, NO. Not at all. It was called Greenland so people would be more easily convinced to move there. Then most of them died from the massive cold.
Unless by 'pretty recent' you're referring to geological time in which case that might be true. #greenland
@tetracycloide: Even so, they're legitimate questions for anyone to ask. I just don't remember their answers, nor whether the talk addresses them. I have a vague recollection that it does. #greenland
@tetracycloide: Third question:
When will this 20 foot rise in sea levels occur so I can plan to GTFO of my coastal city. Saskatchewan here I come! #greenland
@tetracycloide: Fourth question: How soon with the prehistoric monster thaw out and spread destruction across the globe? I do hope we get either a giant gorilla or a dragon. I like their destruction more then dino-destruction. #greenland
Everyone in the world already drinks reclaimed rainwater. Also, reclaimed seawater, sewage, etc. It's a closed system, after all.
-Kle. #olympicvillage
How is Vancouver going to deal with it's homelessness/drug addiction/prostitution problem when all of the tourists arrive? It's the worst skid row in North America. #olympicvillage
@MISS MERCY STREET: They are planning to arrest the vast majority of them and either hold them in prison cells or shove them into a hastily-renovated Riverview insane asylum in coquitlam (abandoned for 40 years now).
The province is passing some legislation that will allow officers to arrest "Anyone deemed at risk by the weather" and "escort them to shelter". it won't survive a court challenge, but it will take till after the olympics are gone for it to be seen in court on a charter basis.
Between this and the police spying on protesters and anyone related to them, among a myriad of other social issues, BC really is becoming the worst place to live in Canada. #olympicvillage
@Aidan_: Between the units probably costing a small fortune to build and the prestige of them being Olympics related, I'd say a whole fuckton of money. Not that I'm bitter or resentful about it. Nope. Not at all. #olympicvillage
@Aidan_: You are probably looking at $500 grand and up, depending on the size - condos here are not cheap, and these will definitely go for a premium price due to the environmental aspect and the association with the Olympics.
It's too bad that going green comes with such a high price tag. #olympicvillage
And then of course there is the solution from Elizabeth Bear's Carnival: Build AIs that will save the planet... by literally taking apart every human being in the Northern Hemisphere.
If they ever did a sequel to Highlander, I hope they wouldn't let it involve Connor MacLeod designing a force field to shield the earth from solar radiation (not exactly global warming, but the global warming of the 80s), because that'd just be dumb. Luckily, there is no sequel, so that's all right.
@jbq: A sequel to Highlander! What a silly notion. Why not a sequel to The Matrix while you're at it? Hahahahahahaha. Why not two sequels? Or prequels to the Star Wars trilogy?
re: Restart the Gulf Stream. Sure, it hits -50 in Washington and the world leaps into action. What is the world doing about the -50 temperatures we currently get here in the ninth circle aka Minnesota?
Here's an an idea: make humans at least slightly autotrophic, i.e. make us photosynthetic, so we don't eat nearly as much. that way you need fewer methane spewing cows, less land for agriculture, and you also at least partially solve the starvation problem. Wow, I'm a genius! Where's my friggin' Nobel?!
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Yeah.
The whole 'covered in ice' deal, relatively speaking, is pretty recent. I know you won't be around to say "oh... huh" in the thousands of years it takes for climate patterns to shift and the ice to reform again, but don't fret... it'll be back whether we are here to enjoy it or not.
As for rising sea levels, I couldn't be more excited, as this would A) turn my suburban home into beach-front property, and B) get rid of my A-hole neighbor who lives below me. It's a two-fer, courtesy of good ol' mother Earth. :-)
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Unless by 'pretty recent' you're referring to geological time in which case that might be true. #greenland
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Seeing how human history makes up less then .00001 percent of Earth's history, yeah, I was referring to geological time. #greenland
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(I'm sure he can't wait for when the fjords in Norway need a touch-up).
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Here you can see time-lapse videos and real-time videos of Alaska, Iceland, and Greenland's ice sheets as they break off, melt, and recede.
[www.ted.com] #greenland
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how old is the ice sheet?
how much time do these time lapse videos actually show in total? #greenland
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I watched this several weeks ago and I don't remember, sorry. #greenland
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how old is the ice sheet?
how many years have we been taking on-the-ground and satellite observations of the sheet? #greenland
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When will this 20 foot rise in sea levels occur so I can plan to GTFO of my coastal city. Saskatchewan here I come! #greenland
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Clearly it is a grammarsaur, and it is already loose!.
Is is a swift, vicious Comma-Raptor? Or the dreaded, but poetic, Terrordactyl?
Yes, I probably deserve to be shot just for that last one.
NB: Let's just assume I made at least one grammatical error up there, just to get that out of the way. #greenland
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@icelight: #greenland
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Everyone in the world already drinks reclaimed rainwater. Also, reclaimed seawater, sewage, etc. It's a closed system, after all.
-Kle. #olympicvillage
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The province is passing some legislation that will allow officers to arrest "Anyone deemed at risk by the weather" and "escort them to shelter". it won't survive a court challenge, but it will take till after the olympics are gone for it to be seen in court on a charter basis.
Between this and the police spying on protesters and anyone related to them, among a myriad of other social issues, BC really is becoming the worst place to live in Canada. #olympicvillage
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It's too bad that going green comes with such a high price tag. #olympicvillage
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Mwaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Silly carbon-based bipeds.
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