The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails In Every Possible Way

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails. » 8/08/14 9:00am 8/08/14 9:00am

Can you spot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in this photo?

Supposedly this is a picture from the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film set. I say supposedly because although the photo contains Megan Fox, who plays April O'Neil, I don't see any Ninja Turtles in it. Maybe Donatello is standing behind the morbidly obese hunchback in the trenchcoat or something. » 7/20/13 10:40am 7/20/13 10:40am

Michael Bay's TMNT features Megan Fox on a trampoline, obviously

First the good news; Megan Fox, who plays April O'Neil in the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, was seen wearing April's iconic yellow on set! Sure, it was only a jacket, and Megan Fox looks nothing like any April otherwise, and... sorry. That's not good news. I was just trying to brace you. » 5/08/13 1:50pm 5/08/13 1:50pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Co-Creator doesn't want Megan Fox to play…

A few weeks back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle producer Michael Bay announced that Megan Fox would be joining the TMNT family. And everyone freaked out including Turtles co-creator Peter Laird. The turtle maker took to his blog to lash out at the decision to cast Fox as April O'Neil in Jonathan Liebesman's movie. » 3/06/13 9:45am 3/06/13 9:45am

We will be spared the nightmare of Michael Bay's TMNT until at least…

If you believe in some sort of deity, it might be time to offer he/she/it/them a little prayer of thanks — Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, which as you'll recall might not have turtles in it but will have Megan Fox, has been delayed yet again until June 6th, 2014. Additionally, while most early… » 2/28/13 11:40am 2/28/13 11:40am

The Sex Scene With Megan Fox that Explains why Scifi TV Shows Shouldn't…

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Brian Austin Green is starring in a new TBS show called Wedding Band — and last night's episode guest starred his real-life wife, Megan Fox, as the star of a long-running science fiction show called Nebutopia. And when the two of them hook up, Megan Fox accidentally reveals… » 11/18/12 8:30am 11/18/12 8:30am

Megan Fox, Marine Biologist? Okay Then.

This is the oddest thing we've seen in a while, and yet it's oddly charming. In this new Acer Computer ad, Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting for a movie about unicorns and zebras, because of her passion for marine biology. And then she devises a whole new method of communicating with dolphins. It's actually… » 11/07/12 12:19pm 11/07/12 12:19pm