The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie Fails In Every Possible Way

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails. » 8/08/14 9:00am 8/08/14 9:00am

Is This First TMNT Clip Funny Or The Worst Thing Ever?

I'm genuinely asking. Fast-forward to about 3:23 in the above video of Whoopi Goldberg's interview on The Tonight Show, and watch this first clip from the new live-action TMNT movie, which contains Megan Fox and Whoopi Goldberg, but no turtles. And then watch this dilemma unfold. » 7/17/14 12:40pm 7/17/14 12:40pm

Here's The First Trailer For Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

We've been waiting to see what the mutant heroes from the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie looks like—and here it is. This teaser-trailer shows our motion capture turtles in action, along with a lot of Megan Fox's April O'Neil. Updated: Now with full trailer. » 3/27/14 8:10am 3/27/14 8:10am

Can you spot the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle in this photo?

Supposedly this is a picture from the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film set. I say supposedly because although the photo contains Megan Fox, who plays April O'Neil, I don't see any Ninja Turtles in it. Maybe Donatello is standing behind the morbidly obese hunchback in the trenchcoat or something. » 7/20/13 10:40am 7/20/13 10:40am

What is Megan Fox saying to Raphael's cold, dead mutant turtle eyes?

What do you think the slightly ginged Megan Fox is saying to CG Raphael on the set of Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Or is she just mentally cashing her big fat paycheck inside her head over and over again? You decide. » 5/22/13 7:40am 5/22/13 7:40am

Michael Bay's TMNT features Megan Fox on a trampoline, obviously

First the good news; Megan Fox, who plays April O'Neil in the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, was seen wearing April's iconic yellow on set! Sure, it was only a jacket, and Megan Fox looks nothing like any April otherwise, and... sorry. That's not good news. I was just trying to brace you. » 5/08/13 1:50pm 5/08/13 1:50pm

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Co-Creator doesn't want Megan Fox to play…

A few weeks back Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle producer Michael Bay announced that Megan Fox would be joining the TMNT family. And everyone freaked out including Turtles co-creator Peter Laird. The turtle maker took to his blog to lash out at the decision to cast Fox as April O'Neil in Jonathan Liebesman's movie. » 3/06/13 9:45am 3/06/13 9:45am

We will be spared the nightmare of Michael Bay's TMNT until at least…

If you believe in some sort of deity, it might be time to offer he/she/it/them a little prayer of thanks — Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, which as you'll recall might not have turtles in it but will have Megan Fox, has been delayed yet again until June 6th, 2014. Additionally, while most early… » 2/28/13 11:40am 2/28/13 11:40am

Megan Fox is your new April O'Neil

Even though Michael Bay kicked the living mannequin Megan Fox off his Transformers set, it looks like all that drama is just water under the bridge. Bay has cast Fox to star as April O'Neil in his Alien Turtles movie (formerly Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but then Bay cut the mutant and teenage parts from the script). » 2/22/13 4:20pm 2/22/13 4:20pm

The Sex Scene With Megan Fox that Explains why Scifi TV Shows Shouldn't…

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Brian Austin Green is starring in a new TBS show called Wedding Band — and last night's episode guest starred his real-life wife, Megan Fox, as the star of a long-running science fiction show called Nebutopia. And when the two of them hook up, Megan Fox accidentally reveals… » 11/18/12 8:30am 11/18/12 8:30am

Megan Fox, Marine Biologist? Okay Then.

This is the oddest thing we've seen in a while, and yet it's oddly charming. In this new Acer Computer ad, Megan Fox walks out of a pitch meeting for a movie about unicorns and zebras, because of her passion for marine biology. And then she devises a whole new method of communicating with dolphins. It's actually… » 11/07/12 12:19pm 11/07/12 12:19pm

Watch Bill Murray and Mickey Rourke fight over fallen angel Megan Fox

Not since John Travolta's Michael have we seen this much angel sex. In Passion Play, Megan Fox plays an honest-to-goodness fallen angel (fluffy wings and all), controlled by the evil Bill Murray and loved by Mickey Rourke. » 4/11/11 9:45am 4/11/11 9:45am

The Coolest and Wrongest Spoilers of 2010!

For every real piece of news, there's a hundred crazy rumors and unconfirmed reports. This year provided tons of vital hints at future well as a lot of wonderfully ridiculous rumors. Here's the coolest and wrongest spoilers of 2010. » 12/31/10 6:40pm 12/31/10 6:40pm

Megan Fox becomes two narcissistically lesbian androids

Megan Fox may not be in Transformers 3, but she's still managing to surprise us. For Interview Magazine's cover shoot, she got made up in a very android fashion, with an identical-looking (and naked) mannequin. Which she dominates, sort of. » 6/14/10 9:30am 6/14/10 9:30am

Did Jonah Hex trade its supernatural storyline for more Megan Fox in…

We're still not sure how much supernatural zombie action wound up in the final cut of Jonah Hex, but a new trailer promises plenty of Megan Fox. But is that a good or bad thing? » 5/27/10 10:00am 5/27/10 10:00am

Megan Fox dropped from Transformers 3. Has she already been replaced?

Paramount and Michael Bay have dropped the second biggest money-maker, outside from the toy robots, from Transformers 3, Megan Fox. But have no fear — another girl is already up for the role of Shia Labeouf's love interest. » 5/20/10 7:00am 5/20/10 7:00am

First Jonah Hex Trailer Blasts Amazing Josh Brolin Antics Into Your…

The new trailer for Jonah Hex shows everyone why Josh Brolin is a bona fide bad ass. From the horse-strapped machine guns to the wit, Brolin has completely nailed comics' weirdest Western hero. Plus Megan Fox doesn't look too shabby. » 4/29/10 11:54am 4/29/10 11:54am

Megan Fox And Kristen Stewart Won't Play Lara Croft. So Who Should?

Megan Fox has always been the number one choice to replace Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft. Sadly, it wasn't meant to be.. But Kristen Stewart? That's a terrible idea, Hollywood. Here are much more appropriate choices to don Croft's thigh-guns. » 2/22/10 8:00am 2/22/10 8:00am

Megan Fox Confuses Fans With Sexiness, Lack Of Talent

Is Megan Fox a force for good or evil? If the results of a recent poll are to be believed, audiences aren't entirely sure, voting her both sexiest female star and the worst actress of the year. » 12/29/09 12:02pm 12/29/09 12:02pm