memo to j.j. abrams
J.J. Abrams is tacking the teaser trailer for
Star Trek onto the front of his monster movie
Cloverfield, which opens in three weeks. The whole thing smells wanky. Does
Cloverfield really need any more buzz to get people to go see it? Why not just film a better ending to Abrams'
Alias series and tack that on as well, plus throw in some Abrams-helmed
Felicity reunion footage in order to make every multiplex a JJ wankfest? Also, to add insult to injury, he's already shown the trailer to his
Cloverfield director-buddy
Matt Reeves, who can't stop gushing about it.
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