Okay MGM. Here's how I'm going to save your bacon.
Stop all production on the Hobbit and finish Robocop.
I know that principal shooting hasn't wrapped up (or even started) on the Hobbit movie. That's alright. Because at a towering 5'3", I am one of the tallest members of my family. So what I can do is give the MGM studio editors a whole shitton of family movies from birthday parties, family reunions, drinking contests, backyard wrestling matches, and amateur pornos.
It's a win-win. MGM gets a Robocop movie and a Hobbit movie. I get to clear out the attic.
I like this plan. I can't see anything wrong with it.
@OMG! Ponies!: I find a big flaw with your plan.to bad that you support even more hollywood remakes over a brand new never done film.i take offense that folks think you can go and destroy another classic.why would robocop even need a remake ????
MONEY !!! GREED !!!
@crashedpc - unrein: You nerds always whine and complain about CGI, but when a company goes to the mattresses and bankrupts itself building an actual Robocop you still complain.
@OW-Holmes--Sexual Tyrannosaur: Damn right. My Robocop is only 4 feet tall and requires constant maintenance, what the hell. Damn studios, never getting anything right.
I realize Hollywood is a business, but crap like this just makes me mad.
I feel sorry for WB. They've been taking all the risks and putting in all the effort on this and Watchmen, and they end up getting screwed. It's a wonder any decent movies get made anymore.
@TemporalSword: They should probably have lawyers go over their dealings a little closer - it would have saved time and trouble with Watchmen. As for this Terminator issue, they must have known the risks about losing the franchise when they dealt with Halcyon.
Don't worry, Warner Bros. will make it's money. T4 looks pretty great. As for the future of the series, either we get another good installment or we bare withness to awful, awful CGI... Ugh.
@MonkeyT: That isn't much of a fight. "Pinchers of Power" would decimate Terminator crotches in seconds, leaving nothing but whimpering endoskeletons crumpled over in what would pass for a robot fetal position.
10/02/09
Stop all production on the Hobbit and finish Robocop.
I know that principal shooting hasn't wrapped up (or even started) on the Hobbit movie. That's alright. Because at a towering 5'3", I am one of the tallest members of my family. So what I can do is give the MGM studio editors a whole shitton of family movies from birthday parties, family reunions, drinking contests, backyard wrestling matches, and amateur pornos.
It's a win-win. MGM gets a Robocop movie and a Hobbit movie. I get to clear out the attic.
I like this plan. I can't see anything wrong with it.
10/02/09
MONEY !!! GREED !!!
10/02/09
Hobocop or Robbit both work for me.
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He'll hop trains, play guitar, live off the land, and never stop in his unflagging war against crime.
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Gives one a whole new outlook on "The Scouring of the Shire".
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I really hope to hell that robo never gets redone.the original is flawless and doesnot need to be done again.
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There is no pleasing some people.
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05/14/09
I feel sorry for WB. They've been taking all the risks and putting in all the effort on this and Watchmen, and they end up getting screwed. It's a wonder any decent movies get made anymore.
05/14/09
Don't worry, Warner Bros. will make it's money. T4 looks pretty great. As for the future of the series, either we get another good installment or we bare withness to awful, awful CGI... Ugh.
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Oww! My brain!!!
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