Jango Fett: Well, when Sy Snootles was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better, he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Sy Snootles used to be the Emperor's ball washer. So the Emperor went to see this bandleader and offered him 10,000 Credits to let Sy go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, the Emperor went back, only this time with Darth Vader. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of 1000 Credits.
Unknown Female: How did he do that?
Jango Fett: The Emperor made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Unknown Female: What was that?
Jango Fett: Darth Vader put a lightsabre to his head, and the Emperor assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
Sigh. I wish i could go back in time and tell people in 1980 that no, Boba Fett was not cool. it's been Mandalore this and Bounty Hunter that ever since. And seriously, the guy didn't do *anything*.
(aside: Autoplaying videos are classically frowned upon, and make the Gawker Media Player look good by comparison. and it so pains me to type that)
@zerofritz: I hate to tell you this, guy, but people are going to like what they like. I'm not saying Boba Fett was awesome, I'm just saying I was way more interested in the world of Smuggler's, Bounty Hunters, and people in the Star Wars universe trying to get by, not intergalactic Space Paladin/Samurai.
In fact, the reason Boba Fett is so enduring is that Lucas wrote almost nothing for him. That's an arc you can practically chart, by the way. The more Lucas writes about any subject in the Star Wars universe, the more it starts to suck.
@Evdor: The Boba Fett myth really started to grow when Kenner (remember Kenner?) released the first Boba Fett action figures. Fett was first released as a mail away premium before The Empire Strikes Back was released.A prototype featured a backpack with a spring launched missile. This version was pictured in advertising, however, safety concerns caused Kenner to cancel this version and release the figure with a permanently attached missile. Regardless, some kids claimed to have purchased the firing missile version and an urban legend started that some kid was playing with his Boba Fett and choked to death on the toy missile.
@Bill-Lee: I think pegging Boba Fett's popularity on this toy figure and an urban myth, rather than a million kids filling in the Fett void with their own imagination - regardless of a plastic object - is a little off.
@zerofritz: --I agree...as far as I know, his claim to fame is that he had a really cool helmet. --which is the reason I always lied him, but I have to agree that all he ever did was give that sand monster gas.
Loving the Gladiatorial back stabbing and naughty buisness. But the Empire being lower than low...NEVER!! I saw this coming a mile off. Nasty Empire you! Training them up to be the Ultimate Warrior might be all good and well. But I bet the Empire couldnt tame this Ultimate Warrior!!!
The only that could have been funnier is if they show whatwe girl gamers look like at the other end the the computer still super hot. (Why does my room smell like cheetos?)
While Felicia Day is adorable as a basket of kittens, the hubba-hubba in this video for me is all the shots of Amy Okuda (Tinkerballa) and Maurissa Tancharoen (the Asian Whedon) as the backup dancers.
Name 5 celebs you think are super hot. I guarantee you I and others will think at least one of them is completely fug. Felicia Day is adorable and this video moved her to the top of my girl crush list. Sorry, Zoe Bell.
@JustinHelenus: I officially put her in my top 5 a little while ago. It was a big deal since most people respond with "who". She is totally deserving though.
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Unknown Female: How did he do that?
Jango Fett: The Emperor made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Unknown Female: What was that?
Jango Fett: Darth Vader put a lightsabre to his head, and the Emperor assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.
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Aside from the fact that Jango Fett was dead before there was an Emperor and Vader...
There's no joke here.
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(aside: Autoplaying videos are classically frowned upon, and make the Gawker Media Player look good by comparison. and it so pains me to type that)
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In fact, the reason Boba Fett is so enduring is that Lucas wrote almost nothing for him. That's an arc you can practically chart, by the way. The more Lucas writes about any subject in the Star Wars universe, the more it starts to suck.
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Poor kid who somehow choked on a 3mm X 22mm plastic dowel.
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@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): Yeah...this one!!
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Well yeah, nobody can tame him. Have you heard that guy talk? He doesn't make a damn bit of sense. I'm not entirely convinced he's sentient.
Seriously? Destrucity? HE MAKES UP WORDS.
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*sigh* Oh Gawker comments.... you strange and wonderful mess... one more time...
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Send all restraining order to...
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