Copernicus Jones is a hardboiled android detective battling the robot…

There are eight million stories in the Future City; this is one of them. Copernicus Jones is your typical wise-cracking private eye: he's got a weakness for betting on sports games and he can't say no to a leggy dame with a fat pocketbook. But beneath the hat and trenchcoat, he's all robot. » 12/31/11 8:00am 12/31/11 8:00am

CEO of Hot Topic Apologizes To Pleather-Clad Twilight Fans

Today in ridiculous Twilight » 11/13/08 8:00am 11/13/08 8:00am news The CEO of Hot Topic, yes seller of spiky dog collars and other angsty teen wares, has emailed the masses at fandom headquarters to apologize for ruining the Hot Topic Robert Pattinson signing in Chicago. Apparently she was afraid of another San Francisco mob scene (they gave out…