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    Image of Dr Emilio Lizardo Dr Emilio Lizardo
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    I got nuthin' and I can't stand the whole phenomena. But does Bella look nauseous through the whole series, or just this scene?
     Reply
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    Image of The-Simpsons-Rule!! The-Simpsons-Rule!!
    11/18/09

    @Dr Emilio Lizardo: Nope, I have seen the first movie (my english teacher forced us to watch it, but I literally wasn't paying attention because there was a dog chasing two squirrels out by a tree! I mean literally two squirrels, oh what fun I had watching that dog, what was I talking about again?a yes) and she seemed like she was about to puke all over Edward and he seemed like he was about to suffer from a seizure. Also, I CAN'T get over the fact that some girls found it romantic that a vampire was watching her SLEEP! A VAMPIRE!!UGH/rant
     Reply
    Edited by The-Simpsons-Rule!! at 11/18/09 7:51 PM The-Simpsons-Rule!! was starred The-Simpsons-Rule!! was unstarred
    Image of kosai kosai
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy

    Jacob's secret side job, posing for t-shirts.
     Reply
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    Image of gorehound gorehound
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "It's Time to show the New Moons"
     Reply
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Bob Barker Says: "Make sure your Lycanthropes are spayed or neutered!"
     Reply
    AmishJohn was starred AmishJohn was unstarred
    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    With the look on her face throughout that whole clip...

    "Don't you hate that wet werewolf smell"
     Reply
    Hamslicer was starred Hamslicer was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "I suppose you'll want to do it doggy-style.."
     Reply
    Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "Tell me your secret, Jacob."

    "Bella, I'm strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, while being hairy enough for a wolf, and hot enough for the MILFs who come to see the movie with their daughters. And gay sons."
     Reply
    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Anyone else has Christmas lights in their bedroom as decoration? Just curious really.
    How's the temperature in Washington at that time of the year?

    These are the questions that take away my sleep.
     Reply
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    Image of PhDelish PhDelish
    11/18/09

    @Dresan: Please, in college I had pink lights in my room all the time. But I was in a sorority and also drank wine out of a diet coke can during meetings all the time...
     Reply
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    @Dresan: Pretty cold actually. People say that we're temperate but it's LIES. At the very least, Jacob should be pretty soggy due to the rain.
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    @PhDelish: Ah! Still marginally better than drinking tequila out of an empty Nestea bottle.
     Reply
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    Image of Dresan Dresan
    11/18/09

    @MargaretMoony: He would be if HE WORE ANY CLOTHES.
     Reply
    Dresan was starred Dresan was unstarred
    Image of PhDelish PhDelish
    11/19/09

    @Dresan: Hero!
     Reply
    PhDelish was starred PhDelish was unstarred
    Image of WindowlickinDaywalker WindowlickinDaywalker
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Jacob: I wish I could explain, but I *literally* can't.
    Bella: You mean like you have no mouth but you must scream?
    (Jacob tilts head to one side, a fiercely constipated look on his face)
    Bella: Don't ask me, I just try to read my lines while looking like I'm fighting to not pass gas.
     Reply
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    Image of acrobatic rabbit acrobatic rabbit
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    If you scratch me in the right place, my leg will shake uncontrollably. Want to know where?
     Reply
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    Image of Meredith Woerner Meredith Woerner
    11/18/09

    @acrobatic rabbit: HA.
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner was starred Meredith Woerner was unstarred
    Image of golddiggersof2033 golddiggersof2033
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Jacob: (interior monologue) I can't *literally* tell Bella that I'm the new spokeswolf for Nair but maybe through a penetrating look into her dreamcatcher and a smattering of mime, I can get inside her dreams and let her see me in my short-shorts.

    (aloud) Lit.er.ally.
     Reply
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    Image of tetracycloide tetracycloide
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Have you ever jumped through Bella's window to fuck
    but pussy just ain't no good?
    I mean you gettin' upset cause your abs don't get her wet
    plus you in the wrong neighborhood.
    Then a vamp walks in, that's her pale boyfriend
    and he asks you where you from.
    So you wax your abs and you try to explain,
    you start talkin' real fast.
    But he already mad cause you fuckin' his Bella,
    so he start beatin' on you ass.
    Now your fur's all muddy,
    your nose all bloody,
    your dick was hard but now its soft.
    You thought you had a Bella to rock your world,
    now you still gotta go jack off
     Reply
    tetracycloide was starred tetracycloide was unstarred
    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    11/18/09

    @tetracycloide: And where does the Kaopectate come into play in all of this?
     Reply
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    Image of mekki mekki
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    "Well, he's warm. His skin doesn't feel like an emery board. And he's....no, I love Edward. I love Edward. I love Edward."

    Peeks.

    "Hot damn those abs."
     Reply
    mekki was starred mekki was unstarred
    Image of Smeagol92055 Smeagol92055
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    Wanna suck on the peace pipe?
     Reply
    Smeagol92055 was starred Smeagol92055 was unstarred
    Image of OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear
    11/18/09

    In reply to Tastes Like Teen Were-Puppy
    ...
    ...
    line?
     Reply
    OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was starred OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear was unstarred
    Image of Bismod Bismod
    11/18/09

    @OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: Hooray for RiffTrax! (the only way I watched the first one).
     Reply
    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment Bismod was starred Bismod was unstarred
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