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    Image of MrFlake MrFlake
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    If I promise to watch at least one of the movies will you promise to stop writing articles about it?

    I'll do my best to overlook the sparkly thing..

    Meanwhile I shall watch proper "sexy vampire" films, Salma Hayek in "From Dusk till Dawn" seems like a good place to start.
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    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment MrFlake was starred MrFlake was unstarred
    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    Tricky plot details? Like the part where something almost goes wrong but then it all works out?
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    It does not compute! The guy who did "30 days of night" is doing "Eclipse." Whut?
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    12/09/09

    @MargaretMoony: Well, someone's head DOES get ripped off. And I am still hoping they are just working their way up to getting David Cronenberg for the fourth movie.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/09/09

    @EndangeredRed: BLOODBATH!!!
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of jajbowler jajbowler
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    It's like his whole upper body is just an arrow pointing towards his special purpose.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/09/09

    @jajbowler: Heh, "special purpose."
     Reply
    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of PVIII PVIII
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    at first I thought the headline said "sparkly pubes" from io9's awesome review. Totally should have said sparkly pubes.
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    12/09/09

    In reply to Are John Malkovich And Anne Hathaway Both Flying Into Spidey 4?
    Dang. I was hoping Anne Hathaway was cast as the Vulture.
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    Image of cletar cletar
    12/09/09

    In reply to James Cameron Could Launch the Seven Samurai Into Space
    I think Cameron should take his Avatar winnings and make a 200 million dollar Plan Ten from Outer Space. I have a Plan Ten script that I wrote for a creative writing class that I'll sell him for, oh, ten million or so.
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    Image of Hamslicer Hamslicer
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    This is going to be angstastic!
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    Image of em37ib em37ib
    12/09/09

    @Hamslicer: More like fangtastic!
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    Meredith Woerner promoted this comment em37ib was starred em37ib was unstarred
    Image of AveryGuerra AveryGuerra
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Giant Tentacle Monster Defeats An Oil Rig
    Glad ya liked it Annalee! I thought it was a blast!
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    Image of crashedpc - Haifisch crashedpc - Haifisch
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    Oh, that's great. Jorts and waxed wax chests. *pours Chardonnay* Mmm... a hint of prunes and nuances of toast.
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    Image of Hachiken Hachiken
    12/09/09

    In reply to A Giant Tentacle Monster Defeats An Oil Rig
    "It's the New Mother Nature taking over."

    Annalee. Marry me.
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    Image of TotalFanGirl TotalFanGirl
    12/09/09

    In reply to James Cameron Could Launch the Seven Samurai Into Space
    Will someone please do something about Cameron? Really, just make him go away. Can't one of you manage that? There has to be a geek on here with some sort of partially tested transporter that could beam him to the bottom of the ocean.
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    Image of KhaiJB KhaiJB
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    no. just... no.
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    Image of Heriloke Heriloke
    12/09/09

    @KhaiJB: I think io9 needs its proper board of Twilight haters, where we could start a support group, or something.
    My sanity is starting to crack a little.
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    KhaiJB promoted this comment Heriloke was starred Heriloke was unstarred
    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    12/09/09

    @Heriloke: A NSFTH tag?
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    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    12/09/09

    In reply to James Cameron Could Launch the Seven Samurai Into Space
    James Cameron, shame on you for rebooting Seven Samurai for Western audiences... as if the Japanese original was not great enough. btw, I own the criterion dvd version of it. Love it!

    What next Zatoichi? Kamen Rider?
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    Image of capnrob capnrob
    12/09/09

    @CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): Uh, so, what's the problem with doing another Seven Samurai-style film, again? It's not like it hasn't been done before. It's not even as if the company that owns the rights to Seven Samurai *itself* hasn't whored it out wherever it can - _Samurai 7_, the Seven Samurai 2020 pinball game (or whatever it's called), the Seven Samurai-In-Thailand thing that keeps getting talked about.... and then there's _The Magnificent Seven_, the sequels and tie-ins to *that*, the miniserieses and serieses and so on and so forth.

    Heck, Cameron's been *associated* with a Seven Samurai remake before - Corman's _Battle Beyond The Stars_, as model maker and effects artist.

    I think Ebert's right in claiming that _Seven Samurai_ is probably the first getting-the-team-together-to-go-on-a-mission film, and, as such, even films such as (the newer) _Ocean's Eleven) count as versions of Kurosawa's original. T'ain't nothing new to do another riff on the same idea, I b'leeve.
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    Image of Bill-Lee Bill-Lee
    12/09/09

    @CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): You've never heard of the Magnificent Seven?
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    Image of neorandomizer neorandomizer
    12/09/09

    @CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton): What do you think the movie from 1960 The Magnificent Seven is
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    Image of CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton)
    12/09/09

    @neorandomizer: @Bill-Lee: Ah yes, I forgot about the Yul Brenner and Steve McQueen classic.

    Just a little upset is all... why keep bringing it back? Just leave something that ain't broke alone.
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    CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was starred CmdrHunt (aka Clarence Colton) was unstarred
    Image of Belabras Belabras
    12/09/09

    In reply to Get An IMAX Faceful Of Edward's Pale, Hairless Sparkle Chest
    I really, and I cannot stress this enough, really did not need to see that.
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    Belabras was starred Belabras was unstarred
    Image of TotalFanGirl TotalFanGirl
    12/09/09

    @Belabras: OMG my eyes are burning!
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    TotalFanGirl was starred TotalFanGirl was unstarred
    Image of Heriloke Heriloke
    12/09/09

    @TotalFanGirl: Ah? I take your eyes are of the most respectable, old-school kind of vampire eyes.
     Reply
    Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment Heriloke was starred Heriloke was unstarred
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