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    Image of bonniegrrl bonniegrrl
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cruel Thomas Dolby Starts A New Hope With Star Wars Movie Rumors
    Meanwhile, Thomas Dolby will be composing the music to "The Duckening: Howard Revisited."
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Cruel Thomas Dolby Starts A New Hope With Star Wars Movie Rumors
    yup, I stand by my "bahahahahahahahaha!"
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Werewolf-Vampire Threeways Upgraded To Angels In A Ménage à Trois
    Fingers crossed for a Nephilim subplot!
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    12/10/09

    In reply to Where Have We Seen Those Tron Outfits Before?
    HAHA good call Graeme.
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    Image of SJ_Edwards SJ_Edwards
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    For those using a mobile or satcom link, be warned, this is a 99MB chunk of vimeo .... [and IMHO it ain't worth it :( ]

    Warning! Spoilers!:

    I hate to be negative about anybody who makes the massive effort to produce a short (and a technically proficient one at that) but it really does fall prey to the cardinal 'film-school-graduate' sin of craming in every friggin' film reference and shot 'you've-ever-seen-and-admired' (anybody who saw McG's Terminator: Salvation or Paul W. Anderson's execrable 1997 'Event Horizon, will be familiar with the 'being-punched-in-the-face-every-twenty-seconds-by-a-film-reference', nausea inducing effect).

    The plot is Aki Kaurismaki meets (or eats) Stephen Frears' 'Dirty Pretty Things' and Mike Leigh's 'Naked' (and none the worse for that), via scenes (and shots) from 'Shaun of the Dead', '28 Days Later', '28 Weeks Later', 'Survivors' (both original '75/'77 and crap '08 remake), 'Dead Set', 'Land of the Dead' etc. etc. etc., even ending up on the pier like 'Dawn of the Dead' for f****'s sake! (I even think there is a shot from 'Burnt by the Sun' in there, although it might be just a piss-take from Woody Allen's 'Love and Death').

    If you're going to do a zombie short (and I've no problem, at all, with anybody trying) you better bring your A-game and it better be YOUR A-game, not a bunch of half-assed retreads of someone else's retread.

    Telling us what you've seen and what you've liked, isn't film making, it's photocopying.

    Why so grumpy, you ask?

    Well, it's because every few years someone does a 'calling-card' like this, gets picked up, makes another 'first-feature-calling-card' (I'd mention Danny Cannon's 1993 'The Young Americans', but I don't want to throw-up, just now, thank you ... oh, I did ... *bleuch*) and goes on to have a long and despicable Hollywood career, churning out unoriginal offal by the cartload ....

    If it wasn't for the fact that there is actually some talent here [and the sneaking suspicion, that somebody saw Andreas Samland's inspirational post-apocalyptic short 'Tag 26', and was actually inspired by it, to have a go (in which case, Kudos!)], I wouldn't be half so narked at its (and his) faults.

    BTW If you liked it [or even if (and perhaps especially) you didn't], Matt Simpson is at Matt_asimpson@hotmail.com (from [www.quietearth.us] ) and apparently he'll do you a nice DVD for about $8 (+p&p, probably).

    You pays your money ... and you influences a future filmmaker's career ... for the better, I hope.
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    12/10/09

    @SJ_Edwards: ... for anybody curious about 2002's 'Tag 26' ... [en.wikipedia.org] with a link to a tiny excerpt at [www.kurzfilmverleih.com]
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    Edited by SJ_Edwards at 12/10/09 8:10 PM SJ_Edwards was starred SJ_Edwards was unstarred
    Image of matt_asimpson matt_asimpson
    12/10/09

    @SJ_Edwards: Thought id chime in here, firstly id like to say thanks to everybody who has taken the time to view the film, I know it takes a while to buffer.
    This was a film made primarily by three friends, and without a budget,
    lighting or sound equipment.
    On the Release of Romero's Land of the Dead, I was so disappointed. It really motivated me to try to make a Zombie film that I would want to watch.

    SJEDWARDS,

    Just for the record Im no film school graduate, Im entirely self taught, the film was actually shot before "Dead Set"so I wasn't best pleased to see an identical shot, but hey I love Charlie Brooker, so im ok with that. I have to admit that I never got around to seeing "Dirty Pretty Things" , "Tag 26" or "survivors". Though ill be sure to check them out.

    Having said that Im a big fan of the 28 Days Films, and made a deliberate tip of the hat to Sam Raimi's Evil Dead.

    Im flattered that Plague got you so riled up that you felt the need to vent,

    I actually don't have much love for the short anymore, as it took too long to finish, and Ive watched it way to much in post.

    Anyway Im always keen to hear what people think of my work, good and bad..

    and excited to see it spread so far and wide on the net.

    Also the Earth will birth to her Dead, isn't mine, that I did steal, it's from the bible.

    Thanks

    Matt Simpson.
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    Image of Jonn Jonn
    12/10/09

    In reply to What If Moviemakers Swapped Franchises?
    Cons: Abrams' inability to not have a happy ending

    I like how people complain Joss Whedon has to make his characters miserable, and completely the opposite about Abrams.

    Christopher Nolan's GI Joe
    [words]


    I detect some subtext. Some repressed dislike. I'm not sure what it is, but...
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    Image of Lassus Lassus
    12/10/09

    In reply to When The Zombies Come, Make Sure You Have Smokes
    Even this can't overcome zombie overload. Note lack of views and comments.
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    Image of Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H. Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Werewolf-Vampire Threeways Upgraded To Angels In A Ménage à Trois
    Yeah, I read this in the 80's, when it was called "Metal Angel".

    Except the angel was torn between the innocent girl and his gay lover/drug dealer.
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    Image of Trystero Trystero
    12/10/09

    In reply to A Giant Tentacle Monster Defeats An Oil Rig
    Pishaw. That's nothing compared to the giant, oil-refinery-hating polar bear on the back of the Jethro Tull album "Stormwatch."
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    12/10/09

    In reply to Cruel Thomas Dolby Starts A New Hope With Star Wars Movie Rumors
    [name surpressed]

    Give it up, dude. We all know it's "Howard the Duck".
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    Image of Bootknife-Jackson Bootknife-Jackson
    12/10/09

    @Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: ...the coolest movie ever!
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    Image of joetato joetato
    12/10/09

    In reply to Cruel Thomas Dolby Starts A New Hope With Star Wars Movie Rumors
    Holiday Special: The Motion Picture???

    Probably the first 3-4 episodes of the new series, a-la Clone Wars.
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    Image of ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H. ggodo, the man from R.O.A.C.H.
    12/10/09

    In reply to Werewolf-Vampire Threeways Upgraded To Angels In A Ménage à Trois
    I would just like to point out that the Angels were originally humanoid in the most unlikely sense. These things would have a half dozen faces, more wings than you could shake a stick at and probably destroy your mind if you got a good look at them.

    And these are the good guys.
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    Image of fraying fraying
    12/10/09

    In reply to In New Iron Man Poster, Whiplash's Weapons Look More Dangerous For Him Than Us
    I'm calling it. This movie is going to suck.
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    Image of cylon_conspiracy cylon_conspiracy
    12/10/09

    In reply to In New Iron Man Poster, Whiplash's Weapons Look More Dangerous For Him Than Us
    I detect a Joker-type vibe to this character.
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    Image of aubreyf aubreyf
    12/10/09

    In reply to In New Iron Man Poster, Whiplash's Weapons Look More Dangerous For Him Than Us
     
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