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San Francisco, 10:10 AM
Mon Nov 9
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Why not throwing in fighting robots, gay werewolves and zombies, too? #battleship
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Super Happy Fun Alien Annihilation Ocean Liner? #battleship
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If they really want to make another Jurassic Park movie then they need to make it more awesome.
I suggest the addition of dinosaurs that are equipped with lasers and jet packs because if there is anything that is totally effin' badass it's dinosaurs with lasers and jet packs.
They should also include a kung-fu battle on top of a dinosaur's back as well as robots, ninjas, monkeys, and pirates.
There should be a totally freaking sweet heavy metal soundtrack too in order to ensure the movie's overall intrinsic awesomeness. #jurassicpark
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Everyone knew about the island reserve, but it was thought to be too dangerous. However our plucky young survivors agreed that if they were going to make a stand they would make it on...bum bum bum
Jurassic Park. #jurassicpark
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Also: Do they practice three laws safe sex?
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Hmmm, I never would have asssumed that Data likes em tall, blonde, and stiff. Let's just face a little reality - 3PO aint the most graceful of droids. #starwars
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