New R-Rated Trailer Proves Mutant Chronicles Coming To Theaters. Really?

The Mutant Chronicles, the mutant-killing schlockfest starring Ron Perlman, is actually coming to theaters in April. And here's a bloody new "redband" trailer to prove it. Won't somebody think of the eyeballs? » 1/23/09 11:54am 1/23/09 11:54am

More to the point, didn't we obtain a binding blog-injunction to prevent anyone from watching this movie? We …

Complaint for Injunctive and Other Relief from "The Mutant Chronicles"

Because I cannot expunge the memory of meandering, mind-wiping boredom and flabbergastation that is the new Thomas Jane flick The Mutant Chronicles » 8/26/08 4:47pm 8/26/08 4:47pm, I am lodging a formal but nonlegal complaint. I submit to you, honorable pop culture judges, the case for why — a feature film starring Thomas "Punisher" Jane and Ron…

New Mutant Chronicles Trailer Teaches Crucial NecroMutant-Killing Skills

Get face-to-bone blade with the NecroMutants, in this new Mutant Chronicles » 8/04/08 12:00pm 8/04/08 12:00pm trailer. The new trailer teaches us how to disable the ugly mutants that will crawl out from under the crust of the Earth (in the year 2707). From the dirty war scenes and mutant combat, to the ridiculously dramatic score, is setting up to…

Hand To Mutant Bone Blade Fighting In Mutant Chronicles Trailer

Ron Perlman wages a war against an army of mutants that crawl out from under the Earth's crust. With the help of Major Mitch Hunter (Thomas Jane), a team of humanity's last hopes descends to the depth of the Earth to destroy this savage race. Click through to watch Perlman give his best Obi-Wan know-it-all… » 7/02/08 1:14pm 7/02/08 1:14pm