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I am happily sitting her, watching the trees blow furiously outside my window while my child plays noisily behind me and wonder why adverbs are treated so harshly?
Edited by braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. at 12/02/09 8:49 AM
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"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"I only have diamonds, clubs and spades," said Tom heartlessly.
"I manufacture tabletops for shops," said Tom counterproductively.
@goldfarb: Man, I don't know, but shit like that always makes me extremely suspicious. Agents do the same things. "Oops! We don't use that part of speech around here." It makes me feel like no one really knows what they're talking about.
@braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.: haha...especially when all you have to do is grab a copy of /insert great book here/ and flip to a random page and say "See? Adverbs!"
@goldfarb: I think the point is you should be able to tell how a character is feeling through his behavior or the manner of his speech, rather than the adverbs the author chooses to use. In my writing classes (alabeit poetry, but I think the rule extends some) it was often stated, "show, don't tell." If you say someone does something angrily, or hurredly, you're telling what they're doing rather than creating an image in the reader's mind.
@queensowntalia: sure, that's a good point...but I think it's reasonable to say that most parts of speech, like adverbs, developed because they are useful...so to arbitrarily reject their use is a bit silly...but all things in moderation I guess...
@queensowntalia: That is exactly the point. But it's also more of an ideal one should aspire to than a hard-and-fast rule that should keep you from typing the letters l and y ever again.
@queensowntalia: Yeah, but doing something "hurriedly" does create an image in the reader's mind. It is a word that implies a set of associated conditions, the way all of the words do.
I hate "Show, don't tell," too, because it seems basically antithetical to the nature of writing a novel.
Whatever, I don't care, I'm just tired of all these guys and their fucking rules, man.
@goldfarb: A hammer is a useful tool in general, but not so much for the specific task of cutting a wedding cake. Yeah, it can probably kind of get the job done if you use it enough, but it's messy and hardly the optimal solution. Unless, of course, you prefer sugary pulp.
@Palmerlime: if you go for the pretty/clever type done up in flattering colours and shapes... yes i can see the tingle sensation description being valid.
i am so glad that no real magic exist, cause if just the tinest spark of magic was in that room - you know we would all be doomed a very terrifying, horridly long suffering death that would be very poignant sad and at times witty to the observer.
Neil Gaiman has only one step to to before he truly achieves literary greatness, and that is being denounced by Harold Bloom. C'mon, Hal. "King John" is a shitty play. Cormac McCarthy is a hack. GET MAD, DAMMIT!
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How else would we write Tom Swifties?
"I need a pencil sharpener," said Tom bluntly.
"I only have diamonds, clubs and spades," said Tom heartlessly.
"I manufacture tabletops for shops," said Tom counterproductively.
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He defied them... defiantly.
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But maybe I'm wrong. What the heck do I know?
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Do you have Stephanie Meyer's home phone number?
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I hate "Show, don't tell," too, because it seems basically antithetical to the nature of writing a novel.
Whatever, I don't care, I'm just tired of all these guys and their fucking rules, man.
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But yeah, in the excerpt above they don't say you should NEVER use them. :)
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Congratulations to Everybody!